SexyCongress.net ranks the hottest members of Congress based on your votes. So you can head on over and vote for your sexy senator or representative in the House. It’s slim pickings, of course. Most of the men and women are butt ugly. But who is the butt ass ugliest? That distinction goes to Congresswoman Rosa DeLauro from Connecticut. It is well deserved. On the other end of the spectrum, who is the hottest, at least according to the votes at SexyCongress.net? Let us introduce you to Tulsi Gabbard from Hawaii. Should you happen to disagree, you can head on over to SexyCongress.net and start voting for your favorites. Again, there ain’t much to choose from (no disrespect to our lawmakers).
Tags: Congress, SexyCongress.net, Women
We still have not come around to Kate Upton. She’s lost much of her appeal since Charlotte McKinney came on the scene. Kate is pretty much old news. And we’re still a little raw that her lawyers tried to sue us. But like the good Jesus Christ we are learning to forgive those who trespass against us, so long as they give us a little ass in return, which Kate Upton did recently on Instagram. So we are getting close to all being forgiven, though we still ain’t wholesale converts.
Tags: ass, Bare Ass, Butt, Instagram, Kate Upton
In 2012, newly crowned Miss USA Olivia Culpo was probably wondering where Miss USA would take her. Little did she likely think in 2015 it would be a nude spread for Treasts! magazine. But those are the breaks. Pretty faces are a dime a dozen. Getting naked is the only solid work if you aren’t tall enough to work on the runway. Olivia is 5’5″, and that leaves two options, nude model or porn star (if you want to stay in the model business, but there’s always trophy wife). So far, Olivia has chosen nude model, but porn star is never too far off, it’s just a matter of fragile sense of self worth and desperation. Olivia is nude for Treats! magazine. And she is quite pleased with her decision. When asked “Had you ever done nudes before? If not, what made you decide to do them with this shoot and treats!Have you been asked before?” she replied “As mentioned above, I have never done a nude shoot before. I had been asked, but honestly I did not feel comfortable because I was fearful of how it would be perceived. Once I realized this was an opportunity to express myself in a way I hadn’t before, in such an organic and candid sense, the experience became more about art and emotion than me as a physical being. That completely changed my outlook. So many people today strive for perfection, covering up who they really are in any way they can. I have been guilty of this too, but for this shoot I couldn’t hide. This was as real and raw as it gets.” Pretty much cause she couldn’t get much more naked.
Tags: Miss USA 2012, Naked, Nude, Nude Model, Olivia Culpo, Treats!
WoodRocket asked porn stars, which Republican presidential candidate they would most like to fuck. Easy enough. Well, leading the pack seem to be Donald Trump (cause he’s rich) and Carly Fiorina (cause she has a MILF pussy). But don’t take our word for it, watch yourselves.
Tags: Carly Fiorina, Donald Trump, Porn Stars, Republican Presidential Candidate, Sex
We love Kate Moss as a pioneer of fashion porn, the incorporation of nude to a point where it is commonplace in fashion, we said it before and it is always worth reiteration. We also appreciate Kate’s continued adherence to the cause. That said, Kate Moss topless or in see through mesh, like she is for Love magazine, well, that ain’t exactly what you would call once in a blue moon. More like the sun coming up in the morning. But we do love a good sunrise.
Tags: Breasts, Kate Moss, Nipples, Nude, See Through, Tits, Topless
Khloe Kardashian is the ugly sister. No one puts Khloe first in their “Which Kardashian/Jenner would I want to bang” list. Kim, Kylie, Kendall, even Kourtney come well ahead. It is basically a race for last place between Khloe and her mother Kris. Ugly sister as she may be, she did land Lamar Odom (for a while), and Khloe has slimmed down. She’s still got curves, she’s a Kardashian. She did a workout shoot with Complex, that features her new body, hotter than expected, but still attached to Khloe. All we’re saying is we’re just not that into Khloe. She still remains the ugly sister, even if she flashes her ass for Complex. But we are warming up to the lesser Kardashian.
Tags: Complex, Fitness, Khloe Kardashian, Kim Kardashian, Ugly Sister, Workout
Muchas griacias to erotic retailer Ann Summers, who surveyed 1,000 women and 600 men to discover their tried and tested methods of achieving orgasmic pleasure, and then translated them into a simple formula (with percentage of respondents rating this as an important factor) and an easy to follow infographic. You can’t fuck this up. For women, it’s Wine (24%) + Foreplay (24%) + Vibrator (35%) + Long Term Partner (45%) – Stress (25%) = wet, gooey climax. Form men, a little different, Naughty film (35%) + Doggy Style (31%) + Cowgirl (21%) + Lubrication (11%) + Long Term Partner (43%) – Alcohol (24%) = busting a big nut! If you happen to be a more visual learner, here are the infographics below:
Tags: Ann Summers, Climax, Orgasm, Sex, Survey
Russian photographer Kazanovsky loves to photograph nude models for an annual service calendar. In 2015, he went blue and yellow. The calendar has been out for a while now, but we’re just seeing this video of his behind the scenes shoot. Since so much is in Russian (and right now, we’re just a little too under-caffinated to go to Google translate), we haven’t deciphered much else. But pretty Russian girls, nude, playing with wet paint, we think that’s an accomplished start to the morning.
Tags: Calendar, Kazanovsky, Models, Naked, NSFW, Nude, Russian
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Some people are just on that highway to hell, and they’re in the express lane. Church porn is kinky, but we’re not sure we’re willing to go that far. Whether you believe in God or you don’t, some things you just don’t fuck with, on the simple principle of why take a chance? You go desecrate a church, next day you’ve get herpes. Maybe one thing had nothing to do with the other, but maybe it did. And maybe you brought that shit on yourself. We don’t hold many things sacred, but we’re also not taking chances either. But it still is some kinky shit…
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Being a pilot has its privileges. You can fuck hot stewardesses. Steal alcohol from the beverage cart. And damn if it ain’t cool to call a porn star on your flight up to the cockpit to have her sit on your lap, drink and smoke during the flight. That is, all until your government finds out and you find your ass neck deep in a shit storm. But for former porn star Chloe Mafia, maybe it’s all worth it. Here’s what happened on the Kuwait Airlines flight from London Heathrow to JFK, according to Chloe, as reported by the Daily Star: “We were sitting in business class about 30 minutes after take-off,” Chloe said, quoted by the daily. “The seatbelt signs had just gone off and a stewardess came and said the pilot wanted us to go to the cockpit. They locked the door and the captain introduced himself and said ‘Hi, I’m the naughty pilot’. He said he lets sexy girls in the cockpit, even though he is not supposed to, because he ‘made the rules’. The pilot told the stewardess to get us a bottle of champagne, which me and my friend drank. He started smoking, which I thought was odd, but he said he was the pilot and could do what he wanted. I asked if it was safe as I was worried and he just said people were ‘too fussy’ about safety. I was stunned,” she said.
“He was showing us what each of the buttons did and said we could sit on his knee and wear his pilot’s cap and fly the plane. I pushed something. I don’t know what it did but he said it was fine as the plane flew itself,” Chloe was quoted as saying. “He was boasting he’d slept with half the stewardesses, which we thought was funny as he wasn’t attractive. I wasn’t drinking much and when he asked why, I said I was recovering from a boob job. He asked if he could see them but they were bandaged up so I said no. He was a total sleaze. He was calling us sexy and asked us to call him naughty. You could tell he was getting off on it. The co-pilot didn’t smoke or really say that much – he made a couple of jokes but thankfully he seemed more concerned with flying the plane.”
The Kuwait Airlines pilot was recalled from Bangkok, where he was no doubt fucking hookers and tranny strippers, two at a time. He is currently under investigation.
Tags: Chloe Khan, Chloe Mafia, Cockpit, Investigation, Kuwait Airlines, Pilot
Look. Lisa Snowden topless is strictly an accommodation posting. She is an aging British celebrity, who frankly in our opinion isn’t newsworthy, simply because she showed her tits for a topless massage in Ibiza. Now, the Blogosphere disagrees with us, because her pictures are everywhere. And who are we to judge such things. If you like 43-year-old saggy boobs, then so be it. If past-her-prime British droopy bags get you excited, far be it from us to deny you your 15 seconds of pleasure in the bathroom stall between conference calls at work. We all have our dirty little fetishes. And for some, it has been a long time coming, to see Lisa Snowden naked. We are here only to oblige.
Tags: Beach, Bikini, Breasts, British, Celebrity, Ibiza, Lisa Snowden, NSFW, Nude, Tits, Topless
Many female celebrities from the 90s are way past their prime. Take Tara Reid. It’s basically over for Tara. If her career wasn’t already dead, Sharknado was all the reassurance anyone needed that Tara was off in the deep end of the pool of the obscurity. Jessica Simpson, on the other hand, she was living on borrowed time, but has basically brought herself back from the edge. We haven’t been talking about Jessica much, but her Instagram page has been generating a lot of renewed interest. We loved Jessica back in the 90s, and we think it’s an affair we are now seeing reason to rekindle.
Tags: Instagram, Jessica Simpson, Lingerie, sexy, SFW
Well what do you know, women like porn, but it’s porn with women. According to PornHub and RedTube, women search for “lesbian” porn more than any other porn, by a wide margin. Now, women love threesome, squirting, black, gangbang and extreme gangbang too, but lesbian porn is what women want. Translation: guys it’s time to ask your girl about bringing in another girl to the relationship, because she’s probably fantasized about it (though she’s also probably fantasized about getting railed by 10 black guys, so be careful what you ask for, because that’s what she might ask for next). According to PornHub, women share the same interest in porn stars, the most often searched being Kim Kardashian, Farrah Abraham, Lisa Ann, James Deen and Mia Khalifa. Step mom and babysitter porn interesting showed up on the list of terms and categories searched by women, but we’ll let you decide for yourselves how to pursue that one….
Tags: Categories, Porn, Porn Stars, PornHub, RedTube, Terms, Women
We don’t watch Ray Donovan, we couldn’t tell you much about it. We know that Christy Williams plays Michelle, and for Season 3, Episode 3, she delivered a topless scene that we are not soon to forget. You can clearly see she mouths the words, “You came this close,” and to what we’ll never know, as we said, we don’t watch the show. But when a clip this good comes across our desks, it’s not something to be ignored. Whatever whomever on Ray Donovan was starring at Christy’s tits came close to, we feel we came close to Christy going fully nude, but not close enough. We’ll get there.
Tags: Breasts, Christy Williams, Nude, Ray Donovan, Tits, Topless
You remember Maggie Greene from The Walking Dead, that was actress Lauren Cohen. She went sorta nude back then for the show, and she’s going sorta nude now for Imagista magazine. There’s a lot more to this shoot to come, but for the moment, the cover with Lauren in a see through sheer top, nips out, is a good start.
Tags: Actress, Breasts, Lauren Cohen, NSFW, Nude, See Through, The Walking Dead, Tits, Topless