We feel like Michael Corleone, sitting in that room with Peter Clemenza, waiting on the eve of an all out mafia war, and asking how bad do you think it’s gonna be? Clemenza had words of wisdom that we apply equally to the feud now shaping up between porn stars Nikki Benz and Lia Ann: “Pretty goddam bad. … That’s all right. These things gotta happen every five years or so, ten years. Helps to get rid of the bad blood. Been ten years since the last one.” And so it is between Nikki Benz (and the Benz Mafia) and Lisa Ann. Lisa doesn’t have a snappy name for her followers, but let’s call them the MILF gang. So far it’s just been one of one of those bloody war of words that has spilled over into a war in court. Lisa Ann got restraining order against Nikki. Nikki has now filed an Anti-SLAPP motion (to quickly dismiss a frivolous lawsuit) against Lisa seeking legal fees. Nikki said, “I take the filing of Lisa Ann’s frivolous case against me very seriously and intend to aggressively pursue all legal options against her, including the recovery of all my legal fees. The action she filed was a publicity stunt—nothing more, nothing less. I am looking forward to our day in court.” And according to AVN, Nikki is backed by Jayden Jams and Jesse Jane. So now the lines have been drawn and porn stars are taking sides. This ain’t over, though. We’ll keep you updated as this porn star blood feud continues.
OREGON STATE FRATERNITIES WERE GOING TO SUPPORT PORN STAR KENDRA SUNDERLAND, BUT THEY DECIDED TO COVER THEIR OWN ASSES INSTEAD
It’s easy to tell your friends these days. They are usually the ones hightailing it in the other direction when you find yourself in the slightest sign of trouble. Your family, at least, will tell the media that you were such a good kid, and they don’t know why things ended up so badly after you left home. Kendra Sunderland (recently arrested and making headlines for masturbating in the Oregon State University library for your webcam pleasure) is getting a dose of that
reality these days. All those fraternity guys she thought had her back, really had their own asses. Kendra was in court yesterday getting arraigned on charges of public indecency. Kendra went out to rally support on Wednesday, saying “Dear Oregon State Frat Brothers I need your help, comment here and we will DM…and please no dumb replies, this is a serious issue regarding my court date tomorrow.” They responded, all right. OSU Interfraternity Council President Michael Conan sent a text to FriendFinder Networks CEO Ken Hawks, requesting that they refrain from contacting OSU fraternity members to protest on Kendra’s behalf. While Kendra is only facing a misdemeanor charge, nothing really for a porn star, there is that potential of one year in jail, which likely would put a crimp on her porn career, though should would get a lot of practice in licking pussy, not for pay but for cigarettes, lipstick and survival. But practice is practice, and practice makes perfect.
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The law claims in a criminal information that Kendra Jane Sunderland, “on or about January 27, 2015, did and with the intent of arousing the sexual desire of defendant or another person, expose her genitals; contrary to statute and against the peace and dignity of the State of Oregon.” Who knew masturbation disturbed the peace and dignity of the State of Oregon? Kendra had a message for the fraternities, posting a middle finger picture up on Twitter. (This obviously was a terribly crippling blow to OSU college fraternity members, who’s peace and dignity must have been rocked to the core by Kendra’s middle finger gesture.) In court, Kendra pleaded not guilty. She is rumored to have then did the running man out of court, signing, “Ya’ll niggas, can’t touch me, Jigga, Kendra, not guilty.”
We are happy to report, however, that in spite of her troubles, Kendra is getting plenty of potassium.
In Femen’s own words: “Ukrainian FEMEN sextremist Iana Zhdanova urged Putin to get out back into the tricolored cunt, i.e. home, the Barbaric Russia. Sextremist demonstrated the direction for Putin visually in Budapest during the dictator’s official visit to the EU. FEMEN blames the government of Hungary for arse-licking to Kremlin gas mafia. FEMEN warns the Hungarian Prime Minister Viktor Orban that the price for cheap Russian gas may become the formation of a new “People’s Republic of Budapest”, headed by the Russian-speaking drunkards. FEMEN joins the international accusations of Putin in terrorism and calls on the democratic community to crack down the bloody dwarf in any possible way! The tricolored cunt sounds like a great homeland. Putin, get out of Europe! Putin, get out of Ukraine! Putin, go home!”
Here’s your chance to own a piece of history. Dennis Rodman’s 1996 Hummer H1 is for sale on EBay.com for only $55,000. It only has 22,000 miles. You don’t really need a provenance to know this was Dennis’. It’s flamboyant and tacky. It has his face painted on the back peeking out of the window. There are basketballs on the side doors, and his number, 91, from his days with the Chicago Bulls. And, ohhhh yes, there are a bunch of naked girls airbrushed all over the car too.
If you are a single straight male, and therefore never got to see “50 Shades of Grey,” or if you saw it with your girlfriend, but really couldn’t appreciate the nude scenes, cause she would have slapped the taste out of your mouth, and you really wanted to appreciate that popcorn and Jujubes combination, we got you covered. Dakota Johnson is not necessarily the nude you were hoping to see; she’s no Jennifer Lawrence (though we’ve already seen her leaked nudes). But for those of you who can get your Dakota rocks off, here are a few preview scenes.
MMA fighter Ronda Rousey is not fucking around. She clearly doesn’t like Arianny Celeste. A little while back she said “It would have been really funny if I’d beaten Arianny Celeste. Like, ‘Ha-ha, it’s your job to show your tits and I do that better than you!’ Maybe next year. She’s only getting older, and I’m reaching my prime.” That was 2 years ago. And recently Ronda has been bitching about the fact that the ring girls (the Octogon girls) make more than the female MMA fighters. Arianny took it as a personal slight, and said, “I’m tired of the bullying, and I’m not going to let it happen to me or any of the other Octagon Girls.” She defended how hard it is to carry a sign and walk around the ring, which as you know in the MMA is an octagon, having 8 sides instead of the 4 in boxing. Clearly that makes it harder. Arianny said, “I think people don’t realize how much work it is to be a model, be a host, be an Octagon Girl,” Celeste said. “Not only are you walking around in a bathing suit where people are critiquing you for that, but try having a camera in your face and showing your personality and being a host of a TV show. Trying being like a live mannequin and having clients put you in a million different outfits, and you’re wanting to go home, but you’re not able to because you have 50 different more outfits. It’s not as easy as it looks or seems to be in my shoes. And not a lot of people would know that unless they were in my shoes.”
And unsurprisingly that only provoked Ronda to respond, and respond she did: “What did I say that I was a bully?” Ronda asked when told of Celeste’s statements. “I said that the fighters should get paid more than the ring girls. That doesn’t make me a bully, that makes me fucking right.” That not being enough, Ronda added, “I’m sorry, but she wouldn’t have a job if it wasn’t for the fighters. She wouldn’t. Do you think her walking in circles around the two guys or two girls out there like, fighting for their lives is worth more? You think she works harder than they do? I didn’t say that she needed a pay cut. I said either the ring card girls are paid too much or the fighters aren’t paid enough.”
And in a further go fuck yourself to Arianny, Ronda put a cherry on top, saying “I’ve got a lot of respect for Brittney Palmer,” she clarified. “She went and became a ring card girl to pay her way through art school and become a renowned artist. And, her being a ring card girl helped promote her art. If you’re working at Hooters, because you’re trying to pay your way through medical school? Then f-cking work it, girl. I respect the hustle. But don’t think you’re hot sh-t just because you work at Hooters. Use it to further yourself in life. Don’t think that you’re awesome just because you do that. I’m sorry, but I’m not impressed with the job in itself.” We’re going to call this round for Ronda.
Actress Maitland Ward is one of our favorite celebrity flashers, cause she is nude on purpose for no reason than your entertainment. She understands the Internet, and good entertainment. And Maitland Ward doesn’t just do it a couple times a year, she’s on her kinky like every week. This time around Maitland is offering a see through sheer bodysuit photoshoot that shows you everything but the goodies. She covers her nipples and cooter, obviously, but you still get a pretty full view of the sexy actress turned flirtatious pinup girl. We’ll take it.
PLAYBOY DAN BLIZERIAN SUSPENDED FROM SPANCHAT FOR RACY NUDE PICTURES, BUT STILL POSTING NUDE PICTURES OF LINDSEY PELASON ON INSTAGRAM
So playboy millionaire Dan Blizerian waded into Snapchat with nude pictures of the girl in his bed at the moment, saying “I did my first snapchat(danbilzerian), i hope nudity is allowed or my snapchat career will be short lived.” Well, Snapchat suspended his account. But Dan, the “King of Instagram” would not be deterred. He posted this epic nude picture of model Linsey Pelas nude on his bed on his plane on Instagram, saying “Just wrapped #Extractionmovie, flying to LA w @lindseypelas… She said all work and no play makes Dan a dull boy”. Must be nice.
Lydia Hearst and Treats! magazine give a backstage circus series that would bring the circus back to the center stage of American life in a heartbeat, if only it incorporated the same nudity with Lydia. But alas, it is only a photo shoot. Lydia is an heiress to the Hearst publishing fortune. Yes, that Hearst family. Her maternal great-grandfather is William Randolph Hearst (she is Patty Hearst’s daughter, yes, that Patty Hearst). Lydia is not exactly on the publishing side of the family business, more on the breast publishing side. Cause Lydia is naked, a lot. And she is again for Treats!
Not even Google can do whatever it wants. After a shit ton of negative feedback, Google has quickly reversed course on its new porn policy, requiring users to make their blogs on Google-owned Blogger private or face deletion. Now, Google says we didn’t mean it. Google issued a recent statement backing off the new policy, and vowing instead more aggressive enforcement of its prior commercial porn policy:
We rarely talk about webcam girls, but they are clearly an emerging segment of adult entertainment. Anna Bell Peaks is one of the girls that turned us on to the webcam scene. We haven’t seen her private webcam, admittedly. But we love a girl with dyed blood red hair and ink. And her pics on Twitter give you a sense of some of the great kink she’s got going on. You can find her, as she says, in the “[d]irtiest corner of your mind.” Dirty girls are just so hot. You can also follow Anna Bell at @redandwild0.
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KIM KARDASHIAN HAS OVER 27 MILLION FOLLOWERS ON INSTAGRAM……ZIP-A-DEE-DOO-DAH, MY OH MY WHAT A WONDERFUL DAY
Kim Kardashian has done it, that social media maven, that princess of popularity, that big booty bitch. She has over 27 million followers on Instagram. Huzzah! Hoorah! Hip Hip Hooray! (or Hip Hop Hooray, if you’re feeling a little Naughty By Nature.) Seroiusly, this is like, like, bigger, than like, the second coming of Christ (or the first if you are Jewish). The only person who has achieved that feat is Beyonce. That means that Kim’s ass must be equally as talented as Beyonce’s voice. Social media has spoken. Kim celebrated her 27 millionth follower today by posting a picture of the thing that got her there. So it was booty, booty, booty, booty rockin’ everywhere… She also said “27 mil!!!!! Thank you so much!!!! I love you all!!!!!” We love you too Kim, 27 million of us. We love you. We adore you. We will soon anoint 12 disciples, and establish a Church of Kim, and call ourselves Kimians, where not merely love, but self-love, and selfie-love will guide our spiritual existence. Everlasting life will be achieved not by accepting our savior, Kim, but by accepting her example, and posting as many pictures of ourselves as possible to Instagram, the only true form of eternal life.
But seriously, let’s put that 27 million into some perspective, shall we? Kim has more Instagram fans than Kanye West has records sold. Kim has more Instagram fans than Australia has people (but not more kangaroos, seriously). Kim Kardashian has more Instagram fans that than the population of the 10 largest cities in the United States (that’s more than New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Houston, Philadelphia, Phoenix, San Antonio, San Diego, Dallas and San Jose……combined). Kim Kardashian has more Instagram fans than the number of people that voted for President Franklin Roosevelt. Kim does not however, have more fans than the number of sperm that Ray J spewed on her face during their infamous sex tape (and you knew that was coming (pun intended)). WWKD, folks. WWKD.
ASIAN SCHLONG MALE PORN STAR JEREMY LONG IS BREAKING STEREOTYPES AS A BIG DICKED ASIAN PORN STAR LAW STUDENT
The phrase “what the fuck” never had a truer application than to Jeremy Long. By his name, you probably guessed, he’s a male porn star. And at first we ignored the story because we figured he was a gay porn star, or at least gay-for-pay. But no, Jeremy is a straight Asian porn star. What the fuck No. 1! Because Asians are rarely porn stars, even female Asian porn stars in the United States are rare. Asian male porn stars are even rare-er, for what the fuck reason number two. Jeremy has a big dick. What the fuck No. 2! Asians don’t have big dicks. They have small tiny Napoleon sized dicks, like little pigs in a blanket. That’s like an Asian basketball player. That shit don’t exist! Yao Ming! And if you weren’t already what the fucked out, Jeremy Long is also a second year law student at the University of California Berkeley. That an Asian guy is a law school student is not a surprise, but a law student and a porn star, that is a shocker for any race. What the fuck No. 3! Yao Ming me two times! Yao Ming! Yao Ming!
Here’s what Jeremy had to say about his porn career: “I’m a very open person so I’ve never made an attempt to hide it (which nowadays would be futile anyways given that so many people watch porn). But Boalt Hall (what UC Berkeley’s Law School is called) is a uniquely awesome place with amazing people. It’s what really sets us apart from other schools. All of my friends there have been extremely supportive. There is a large Asian student body, and a general culture of openness and progression, so most people at my school think what I’m doing is great.” What motivated Jeremy to break all these racial barriers? “As far as my motivation though, I would say it really began in an Asian American studies class at UC Berkeley where we learned about the work of professor Darrell Hamamoto who had produced porn sort of as a research project. In those types of classes we would learn all kinds of theories about the emasculation of Asian males in the media and things like that. But this guy–instead of just writing some paper about it, he was actually doing something in the real world. As an academic, he had a lot to risk and lose, and I thought it was ballsy as hell, and I very much admired it and appreciated it as fellow Asian male. And when I was confronted with this opportunity, I just saw this as a chance to represent. And also, I mean I’ve always been a pretty ballsy guy myself and doing porn is definitely the ultimate YOLO.” An Asian guy with big balls! What will they think of next.
Taylor Hill is the girlfriend that every 50-year-old sugar daddy wants, but who we all know will likely pimp herself out to the likes of one of the One Direction boy band fairies. She is an 18-year-old Victoria’s Secret runway model who was discovered at a dude ranch. “There is this dude ranch in Granby, Colorado that’s really beautiful and nice. We would ride horses there,” Taylor said. “My agent, who is also a photographer, was doing a shoot while I was there that weekend. It was fate!” As fate would have it, we stumbled across these pictures of Taylor in Miami, and we were just thinking, wouldn’t be easier if all girls had zipper bikinis…
MANDATORY WENT MEASURING DICKS……BUT APPARENTLY DIDN’T HAVE LONG ENOUGH RULERS TO MEASURE MANDINGO AFRICAN DICKS
When you start thinking your job sucks, think about the guy who had to travel around the world taking dick measurements for this Mandatory.com infographic. What stands out to us more than anything is not the average size for the 80 countries that were part of the study (we all knew Asian guys had little dicks), but that almost every country in Africa was excluded. What the fuck? While Mandatory did go to the Congo, and found “[t]he most well hung country in our study is the Democratic Republic of the Congo (aka Congo), with an average of 7.1 inches,” we are left to wonder what about the rest of Africa? It calls into question the legitimacy of the finding that “[o]n average, South America is the most well hung continent (6.36 inches).”
But we did finding interesting that “The global average is 5.5 inches,” and “North Korea has the smallest dick size on average (3.8 inches),” which explains so much about Kim Jong-Il and that entire regime.