Fake tits. Fake asses. Now it seems, the newest thing to boost publicity is fake cameltoe. And given the rise in cameltoe sightings, that sounds about right. Several media outlets have been reporting a new product, the Camel Toe Cup, which is insertable in a front pocket of specially designed panties. It is available to both women and men, which we assume are either transexual or gay men for some reason, who want to push boundaries with a more feminine appearance. We have only seen the product in Asian markets. But it may already be selling in European and North American markets, given the significant rise in celebrity cameltoe pictures. We just don’t know what the world is coming to when even pussy is fake. (The first picture below we believe is real good old “Make America Great Again” American cameltoe, but now we just can’t be sure.)
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Erik Muskos is a member of the Swedish Social Democrat party, and is a firm believer of sex breaks at work. He made a stunning proposal during a council meeting in the northern city of Overtornea, to give employees an hour-long paid break to go home and have sex. He said he believes sex breaks will improve wellness and boost childbirth. “Childbirth should be encouraged,” he told the Stockholm-based newspaper Aftonbladet. “When sex is also an excellent form of exercise with documented positive effects on wellbeing, the municipality should kill two birds with one stone and encourage employees to use their fitness hour to go home and have sex with their partner.” He added, “I believe that sex is a scarce commodity in many long relationships. Everyday life is stressful and the children are at home. This could be an opportunity to have their own time.” This is yet another reason why we should also move to Sweden.
Conjugal Breaks, Erik Muskos, Sex Breaks, Sweden, Work
HOLLY MADISON SUES BLACKCORE EDGE PILLS, CAUSE SHE NEVER SAID THEY HELPED HUGH HEFNER GET HIS DICK UP
Holly Madison, 37, one of Hugh Hefner’s playmate foursome in The Girls Next Door, along with Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson, is now suing Edgeline Performance, distributor of Blackcore Edge pills, over an article posted to a site that claimed to be Men’s Health. In the article, Holly was quoted as saying that Hef regularly took Blackcore Edge penis pills to get “stronger, bigger.” In her lawsuit, she claims that the website falsely quoted her as saying that when Hugh took this pill, “15 minutes later his blood would start pumping! He got stronger, bigger and lasted as long as an 18-year-old.” She added that the article falsely attributed to her the comments that Hugh was “a whole new man” with the product and that the pills “create a very enjoyable experience for all the girls in the mansion.” Holly was by Hugh’s side from 2001 to 2008. But she said she never endorsed Blackcore Edge pills. “Every statement and comment allegedly attributed to plaintiff in the article is false,” her suit claims. “[Madison] has never made any such recommendation and did not give consent for the use of her name or image in the article.” The article also included pictures of Holly supposedly endorsing of Blackcore Edge. So far, no word whether Her himself will sue, since the article appears to claim he can’t get it up. It is clearly an affront to Holly, because what limp soldier wouldn’t stand at attention at the sight of her?
Blackcore Edge, Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner, Lawsuit, Naked, Nude, Penis Pills, The Girls Next Door
HAS EVERY WIFE IN THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION BEEN NUDE? TRUMP’S TREASURY SECRETARY’S WIFE LOUISE HINTON HAS
Louise Linton, 36, is technically only U.S. Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin’ fiancee. He divorced his wife and mother of his children Heather deCrosby in 2014. So it was Louise standing by former Goldman Sachs banker Steve’s side as he was sworn in as Treasury Secretary last week. So we are starting a running tally, because the First Lady’s been nude. We’ve all seen the pictures. And it appears that Louise, an actress, was also nude in the widely panned horror film “Intruder,” in a rather mild shower scene, as well as a bedroom sex scene. That makes 2 high level government official’s wives or girlfriends nude. We think it’s a first. But this seems to be the norm in the Trump administration. And if hot nude political WAGs is the new norm, we are feeling much better about normal. And that’s Making America Great Again, people, one nude WAG at a time.
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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Rinna, 53, has posed nude for Playboy magazine. So she, among many others, was happy to see nudes return to the magazine. She posted a topless picture of herself, in solidarity with the magazine, and said, “Cheers to @playboy for going back to nudes. The female body is so beautiful, every size and every age. Be proud! #thefemalebodyisbeautiful #allshapesandsizes #loveyourself #loveyourbody”. She then quickly deleted the picture, but then reposted it again, adding, “It’s back. I got scared then I said I’m 53—zero fuckks given!” Topless, of course, is a relative term. In the picture, Lisa stood in front of a mirror, truly topless, but covered with a censor bar obscuring her tits. Perhaps at 53, that probably wasn’t a bad idea.
Boobs, Breasts, Instagram, Lisa Rinna, Playboy, Tits, Topless
Super busty model and actress (a word we use lightly) Emily Ratajkowski, 25, has been hacked again, according to reports. Apparently, someone hacked her iCloud, and stole some 200 intimate images, which we are interpreting as nude. Someone sent a link of the nearly 200 images to Wayne Rooney prostitute Helen Wood, so she would publish them as part of her column for the Daily Star. She refused. Instead, she wrote, “Last week, I was pondering along through life, when I received a DM on Twitter. No idea who this guy was, but had a peek all the same out of curiosity. Turns out, it was a link to Emily Ratajkowski’s iCloud pictures. This clown had inboxed me and asked that I release the full set of naked images in my column. To be clear, this wasn’t footage of a randy star salivating at the mouth wanging their bits about while fishing for a random on Skype for a sex sesh. This was private stuff, sent between two people.” That was all we got from Helen.
A representative for Emily told MailOnline that the images were merely a redump of the images leaked a few years ago, as part of The Fappening. That remains to be seen, as the images remain to be seen. The hapless hacker has not sought another outlet for the pictures, but we wouldn’t be surprised to see them soon. Emily isn’t talking about them, it appears displaying the same attitude she had the first time around. “A lot of people who were victims of that said anyone who looks at these pictures should feel guilty, but I just don’t think that’s fair,” she told GQ magazine when she was first hacked. “I think once it’s out there, it’s out there, and I’m not sure that anyone who Googles it is necessarily a criminal. I think the people that stole the photos are.” So at this point, it’s just a waiting game.
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Porn star Kendra Sunderland has joined an exclusive group of porn stars to have their pussy modeled into a sex toy for thousands of men to pretend they are sticking their dicks into as if it were real, and they were actually fucking that porn star, in this case, Kendra. Kendra’s now part of the Fleshlight team. “I cannot believe how realistic this is,” she said after seeing her Fleshlight. “Whoa this is unbelievable. I am honored to be a part of such an elite group of girls. Not everyone gets a Fleshlight, I know that, and I am proud to represent the brand and bring pleasure to my fans. I am grateful to Greg Lansky, Fleshlight and the Vixen team for this.” Fleshlight advertises Kendra’s toy by saying, “Angels are spiritual beings created by a higher power. Kendra will help ascend you to a heavenly climax with her transcendent sensation. Featuring multiple layers of spiral-shaped pleasure halos to make you rise up and meet your creator.” So if sticking your dick into a toy is what gets you hard, now you can do it to one in the shape of Kendra.
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Porn star Mercedes Carrera wants you! For porn, that is, if you are a member of the armed services or were. She posted in Instagram, “I’m putting together a site where the only male talent I’m using are active military or veterans. They guys will have a choice to do POV or gang bangs, wear a ski mask or hide face or shirts to hide tattoos, whatever. The types of shoots will vary by scene, location and male talent. Right now all shoots will be with me as female talent. Male talent must be comfortable with performing in front of a (small) film crew. Will be fairly low key sets but production sets require several film crew as well as security. Talent don’t have to look like fitness models or be hung like a porn stars, just have a dick that works and an interest in fucking (me) on camera :)” If you want the full requirements, you can find Mercedes’ Instagram post here. In talking about her new project with Popular Military, Mercedes said, “Why would I pay for talent when I could have veteran volunteers?” She added, “I plan to do a lot of scenes at the gun range.” Mercedes has also been promoting her project on Twitter, saying, “PS if you’re a military stud/vet I’d like you to cum stand at attention for a new project i’m launching soon. Email or DM me!” “Good, hoping they’ll wreck this pussy too,” and “Female service members are welcome! However, this first project is with men specifically, but will do a female veteran project as well.” That is how you Make American Great Again. President Donald Trump could learn a few things from Mercedes.
Mercedes Carrera, Military, Porn Star, Recruiting, Veterans
Bimbo Transformation artist Sortimid (her username on DeviantArt.com) designed an image showing the fetish in action: a big busty blog bends over picks up a book, begins to read and transforms into a dark-haired nerdy college girl. Basically, the message is that blondes with big tits are dumb. And girls with half a brain are ugly. It was ripe for social media criticism. One Facebook user said, “According to this illustration, reading takes away muscle tone, besides that it makes you white, almost European. And makes you cut your hair.” Another person on Twitter said, “To believe in this shit and support it is really is something else.” The artist said it was a commissioned work that was not intended to be seen by a broader audience. And she has apologized to the client on the picture’s DeviantArt.com page, in part, while also provided more context to the fetish, saying, “Just wanted to say I’m sorry for all the flak you’ve gotten over this misunderstood picture! Hopefully people will either take the time to enlighten themselves and find context, or move on. Either way, good luck” She later apologized more contritely, “Perhaps it was naïve of me to assume it was ‘just another transformation.’ People don’t see it as ‘porn’ so they assume it must be a statement. Their criticism is valid. I apologize for advancing those stereotypes. I strive to create erotica that is both sexy and feminist. It seems, in this case, I have failed spectacularly and for that, I apologize. If there’s anything I can do to make up for it, please let me know.” Everybody is a critic these days…
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Freezing your dick and pussy is what’s new. It is a new service offered by Cryotherapy UK, which they are calling the “Love Mist.” It is for both men and women, administered by trained professionals (meaning, don’t try to freeze your ball sack at home). It is supposed to boost endorphin levels and sex drive, and enhance appearance. According to Cryotherpay, getting your nuts blasted improves sex drives because “when the sub-zero temperature covers the skin, the sudden drop in heat stimulates the temperature receptors”. It causes the blood vessels to undergo “vasoconstriction,” producing quicker blood flow and increased endorphin levels, and a natural high. As to appearance, the company said, “While the skin continues to feel the ‘freeze’ the body sends signals back and forth to the brain. These messengers tell the brain if there is damage to the tissues, to repair them.” Cryotherapy added, “It’s this that along with the instant endorphin level energy boost and natural high, generates a tighter, youthful, clear and vibrant genital skin appearance through boosting collagen.” As to the process, a trained professional hits your dick or pussy with a -160 degree vapour blast from a liquid nitrogen tank. The nitrogen is filtered and distributed through a funnel. It is a 30-minute treatment, and costs £50 (or $62).
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Ole Miss quarterback Chad Kelly has had a rough year. To top off all of his troubles, he was not invited to the NFL combine based on off-field issues. And former porn star Mia Khalifa let everyone know it. They have some history. Chad tried to slip into Mia’s DMs. Mia outed Chad to the world for it. And then trolled this shit out of him as he imploded. So Mia didn’t miss the opportunity to punk Chad again over the combine. She said, “He wasn’t invited in my DM’s either, so he’ll prob show up to the combine drunk asking Gruden if he wants to FaceTime”. So much for not kicking a guy while he’s down. Mia kicked him in the balls and then gave him a golden shower to boot. You gotta love a girl that ruthless.
Chad Kelly, Mia Khalifa, NFL Combine, Ole Miss, Porn Star
Kristen Ottea, 25, is a Texan model who loves to kill animals and post the pictures on her Instagram page, usually while she’s in a hot bikini or holding a gun. She’s also a taxidermist. She calls herself a “Huntress Taxidermist Fisherwoman Professional Model” on her Instagram page, a page with over 11K followers. We especially liked her PETA shirt, “People Eating Tasty Animals.” We can’t say we were exactly fans of the confederate flat she posted with, but it is Texas. Talking about her poses with dead animals, Kristen told the San Antonio Express, “Most of the time models are disgusted, and they think it’s the weirdest thing ever. It’s kind of fun to torment them, though. I absolutely love it. I wouldn’t want to do anything else, honestly.” She also favors posing with guns, and there are a lot of gun pics on her page. “Those are my favourite modelling gigs to do because they come so natural,” she said. “No other models know how to actually act in hunting gear, so it’s super easy for me to do stuff like that. I prefer it.” It does work.
Animals, Bikini, Guns, Instagram, Kristen Ottea, Model, PETA, Taxidermist
Unless you were a Harry Potter super freak you probably have no idea who Pansy Parkinson is. She was a minor character who didn’t get much screen time. But if you are a Harry Potter super freak, or otherwise care, Pansy was a student in Slytherin house, who sided with Lord Voldemort during her last years at Hogwarts, turning Harry over during the Battle of Hogwarts. Who cares? No one, but we thought it was a good introduction to the fact that the actress who played Pansy, Scarlett Byrne (19 at the time), is now posing nude for the March/April 2017 edition of Playboy, which officially brings nudes back to the magazine, after a one-year hiatus. She is engaged to Cooper Hefner, Chief Creative Founder of Playboy (and son of Hugh Hefner), who was instrumental in bringing the nudes back, apparently starting with his own fiancee. Pansy, now 26, posted an ass-baring nude of herself on Instagram and said, “I’m very proud to be a part of the March/April issue of Playboy. I penned a short essay along with my pictorial titled, ‘The Feminist Mystique’. A big thank you to @Playboy, the creative team, and @cooperbhefner for such a unique opportunity. #NakedIsNormal”. Yeah, we’ll be sure to read that essay…
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PLAYBOY BRAZIL MODEL AND WAG LARISSA RIQUELME PROMISES TO GO NUDE AGAIN IF SOCCER CLUB CHIAPAS MAKE THE MEXICAN FINALS
We don’t understand soccer. We don’t watch it, not one of us. So we don’t exactly understand what is required to happen so that Paraguayan model and actress Larissa Riquelme would have to deliver on her recent promise to strip if her boyfriend, Jonathan Fabbro, and his team Chiapas, make the Mexican final. But she did promise. And she’s known to deliver, because she’s made promises like this before and delivered even when her team lost. She promised that she would run naked (covered in body paint in the colors of Paraguay) if Paraguay won the World Cup, or reached the semi-finals by beating Spain. Paraguay lost, but Larissa still delivered, posing nude in front of a Paraguayan flag (below, right). It seemed to serve a point, because later that year, she also did a nude pictorial for the September 2010 issue of Playboy Brazil. And if it ain’t broke don’t fix it. In 2011, Larissa, did it again, offering to pose nude if Paraguay won the 2011 Copa América. They lost, but she wasn’t as forgiving that time around. But now in 2017, during an interview on Univision, someone asked Larissa if she would strip if Chiapas reach the final. Cause why the fuck not, Larissa said, “I think the idea of a double would be a good one. After all, a championship winning performance needs a lot of effort from everybody. Hopefully it might even stimulate the right people to do their best.” And she added, “Maybe I would do it with Johnny [her boyfriend], so that women would be able to enjoy him and men would be able to enjoy Larissa.” So if you follow Chiapas, let us know. We’ve seen Larissa naked a lot already (just Google her name), so this ain’t all that much of a reward, but that don’t mean we won’t look if they make it. Because more nudes are better less.
Chiapas, Football, Larissa Riquelme, Mexico, Model, Naked, Nude, Paraguay, Playboy Brazil, Soccer, Strip, World Cup
COUPLES DRAMATICALLY DROP OFF OF PORHUB AT 9PM, THE LONELY LOOK FOR LOVE AND ROMANCE PORN ON VALENTINE’S DAY
According to Pornhub.com, men and women (we are assuming couples) start dropping like flies from the website at 9PM on Valentine’s Day, representing a 17% drop off of average traffic. That’s the witching hour for couples looking to get a little Valentine’s Day nookie, when “love” or hormone seems to be the strongest and the chances for getting a blowjob the highest, that is, if you bought flowers and candy. But for the poor saps that have nothing but a pocket pussy or a big black dildo to comfort them on Valentine’s Day, they are still believers, in love and all that, and increasingly searching for porn with terms like “love,” “passionate” and “romance.” Strangely, “rough sex” and “babysitter” also see a spike on Valentine’s Day, but we could think of stranger. Babysitter sort of makes sense, cause you’d think the guy in any couple with kids, is thinking of getting back and banging the hot babysitter. But funny enough, babysitter searches increased more for women than men on Valentine’s Day, 34% to 13% respectively. So fact is, it’s likely the woman thinking about bisexual pussy scissoring with the hot babysitter (the guy likely just thinking of watching). Happy Valentine’s Day…
Infographics, PornHub, Searches, Traffic, Valentine's Day
It only took a year for Playboy magazine to figure out how fucking stupid it was to remove nudity from the magazine. The magazine announced on Monday that they are bringing back the tits and bush (well, maybe not the bush exactly). Playboy‘s March/April issue cover bears the headline, “Naked is the new normal.” Chief creative officer Cooper Hefner said on Twitter that while the way Playboy previously featured nude models was “dated,” but removing all nudity was not the right choice. “Nudity was never the problem because nudity isn’t a problem,” said Cooper, “Today we’re taking our identity back and reclaiming who we are.” It only took them a year to get it. While the move to reach a broader audience without nudity did help to boost sales of the first issue, it seems that boost was short-lived. Now that this little tug-over war power struggle of the identity of the brand is over, we think a “Girls of the Big 12” is a good place to return to. But we’ll see if the change can save the dying Playboy brand.
Brand, Cooper Hefner, Girls of the Big 12, Magazine, Nude, Nudity, Playboy