Is too much sex really a bad thing? Men often complain about not getting enough from their female partners. So when a German man called police to report that his paramour was demanding too much sex, it was sure to capture attention. According to reports, the 43-year-old German man met a 47-year-old woman in a bar, and she took him back to her apartment for sex. So, far so good…
“There they had sexual intercourse several times,” a police spokesman said. But “[w]hen the 47-year-old wanted even more, her partner [the man!] said no.” He tried to leave the apartment, but the woman prevented him from escaping and demanded more sex. (Still, all good in our book….why don’t we meet 47-year-old sex fiends like this? Probably because we’re not in Germany…) “Because the 43-year-old saw no other alternative, he complied with the woman’s wishes another few times so he could finally leave the apartment,” the spokesman said. “But when she continued to refuse and demanded even more sex from him, he fled to the balcony and alerted the police.” Here, of course, is where this story just goes wrong.
The woman “then tried to talk the dispatched officers into similar activity but was unsuccessful.” She is pacing possible charges of sexual assault and illegal restraint. A little advice guys: man up, if a woman continues to offer sex, you pound more Viagra and go to work….
A full 30% of all Internet traffic is related to porn sites, according to a recent ExtremeTech report. That is a pretty well endowed statistic. ExtremeTech researchers also concluded that the biggest porn site, Xvideos, has three times the page views of CNN or ESPN. Xvideos posts 4.4 billion page views per month.
And believe it or not, porn seekers demonstrate the most staying power, debunking the one-minute relief myth, as porn seekers appear to last longer on porn sites than other Internet sites. According to ExtremeTech, a regular news site produces an average visit of 3-6 minutes, but the regular porn site produces an average visit of 15-20 minutes.
YouPorn, the second biggest sex site, confirmed to ExtremeTech that its site enjoys 100 million page views a day and transfers 950 terabytes daily. ExtremeTech estimates, based on that report, that YouPorn accounts for 2% of all Internet traffic.
Spanish-speaking adult superstore VIP in Calexico, CA was caught passing around business cards with Scarlett Johansson in a sexy revealing jacket and lingerie, promoting their sex toys, lubricantion and other adult ware… But when questioned, the store manager claimed it was all a big mistake. He said, “What does it have to do with the business card? I don’t know who Scarlett Johansson is.” He said, “The owner ordered cards from a company and said we need something with a girl on the card and the company did it.”