Pornhub.com is on a mission to help save the pandas with porn. Here’s the problem, according to Pornhub: “Giant pandas are one of the world’s most vulnerable populations and currently on the IUCN Red List of Threatened Species, the world’s most comprehensive inventory of global conservation status of plant and animal species. The main reason stems from male pandas’ reluctance to fornicate. Male pandas spend an average of 16 hours a day eating and generally sleep for the rest of it. Female pandas – who are sexually receptive only two or three days each year – have a very slim chance of mating with males because of their inactivity.”
Here’s the solution, according to Pornhub: “To get pandas in the mood again, scientists and zookeepers have resorted to various methods to encourage fornication, including using ‘panda porn’ that helps to increase these cuddly little tumblers’ sexual appetite. However, there aren’t many videos readily available and most of them are of poor quality. Pornhub is inviting its viewers to film their own ‘panda porn’ that zookeepers can show pandas to encourage them to get it on. Those who are interested simply need to slip into a panda costume, or use black and white body paint, and get it on…panda style. Fans are encouraged to upload their videos to Pornhub’s new ‘Panda Style’ category with the intention that scientists can use it as a resource for their panda breeding efforts.”
For every “Panda Style” upload, Pornhub offered to donate $100 to panda preservation charities (through the end of yesterday, which was National Panda Day (March 16)), and make additional donations to those videos that racked up the most views. You can check some of the uploads here.
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Girls have been getting naked all weekend for the #OneFingerChallenge. It is safe to say it isn’t trending anymore, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t a bunch of girls still doing it. We found the hottest 10 we could find, to give up a #OneFingerChallenge fine as fuck update.
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AMATEUR PORN STAR WHITNEY WISCONSIN CHARGED WITH LEWD AND LASCIVIOUS BEHAVIOR AND DISORDERLY MISCONDUCT
Amateur porn star Whitney Wisconsin, whose real name is Amy Lew, 19, and Eric Oliver, 27, were each charged in Eau Claire County Court, Wisconsin with two misdemeanor counts of lewd and lascivious behavior and three misdemeanor counts of disorderly conduct. According to police, Whitney made two kind of criminal videos, one, where she filmed herself masturbating (often in a Walmart bathroom), then asking unsuspecting males to smell the scent of her new “perfume,” and two, where she filmed herself masturbating at various Eau Claire businesses while customers, who did not know what was happening, were seen in the background. Eric is said to have been the cameraman in many of the videos, who police identified from the adult websites and other online sources where the videos were posted. Whitney was ordered to appear in court in May 2015, after she was interviewed by police, but she didn’t show up. The police found Eric in Florida and extradited him. Whitney is still on the lamb.
Whitney gained notoriety with her YouTube video of her top ten reasons why women should fuck dogs.
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We couldn’t just end our week of bathroom mirror nude selfies with just one .gif file today, so we decided to end the evening with a super compilation. The hottest, the best that we’ve seen all week. We saw so many, it was hard to decide on a final 14. And seeing so many, it made us wonder, where do all these girls work? Cause a Google background check would destroy all of them. We figured it was probably a combination of Walmart, Hooters and strip clubs. Cause those places generally are hosting a lot of talent like we’ve seen this week. We now go into the weekend, with this evening’s gallery of bathroom mirror nude selfies.
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You can’t trust the Internet. You just can’t. So when the Internet offers us up a buttload of Snapchat nudes, we are naturally suspect. That’s why tonight’s gallery comes with a disclaimer. We suspect that a number of the pictures, were simply edited to appear as if they were Snapchat images, but aren’t. That said. We can’t really say which is which, and we are happy to be blind and ignorant and assume that the Internet has delivered this time. We feel we need to add to our amateurs and hotwives, a category that has been lacking. So, if you are willing to be deaf, blind and dumb with us (cause thinking just hurts), we are going with this series as some of the hottest amateur nudes to come out of Snapchat. What a great idea. Cause while they may disappear on Snapchat, the Internet is forever.
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You nerds will all go crazy today, since we had nothing better to do than assemble some Star Wars nerd porn. The Force Awakens is now less than 10 days from its official release on December 18, 2015. We have all been teased with very cryptic trailers. Reviews have already been posted, but we’ll say nothing to avoid any spoilers and upsetting you freaks already bringing down ticketing websites buying tickets every day for ten days straight. We’ll admit some of us bought early too. But The Force Awakens is only rated PG-13, so no nudity (well, that’s kindof a spoiler). And what a disappointment. Though, that’s where the Internet is the perfect gap filler. We thought, well, still with a few days left, we might as well cover some Star Wars porn. And what better than naked Stormtroopers? Many of you will note that stormtroopers are all male, so this little collection isn’t nerd accurate. You got us. But did you really want to see naked male stormtroopers?
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Oregon State University is the most recent public location to receive national (and in some instances international) notoriety for being the scene of an amateur porn video. Public landmarks, churches, and even university libraries have been common recent porn sets. The last student shot video was in Cornell University. But college girls doing porn seems to make more news. It made headlines for Duke University porn star Belle Knox. Mia Khalifa’s affiliation with Florida State University helped advance her porn profile. And now some unknown porn starlet has made her debut by flashing her boobs and masturbating in the Oregon State University library. The kids over at OSU can’t get enough. TotalFratMove.com appears to have broken this story with an anonymous tipster saying “I attend Oregon State University, and late last evening it came to light that a female student here filmed a webcam show in which she flashes her tits and finger blasts herself in the university library. The video is now on Pornhub. The entire school is currently blowing up about it. After doing some ‘research,’ I’ve found that her name is [redacted].” We suspect her name will be coming out soon too.
While TotalFratMove.com would not link to the video, we have no problem linking you to both the porn video here and adding some stills, because we’re ardent defenders of the First Amendment and free breasts. Enjoy!
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