Colombian actress Sofia Vergara, 44, spiced up her Golden Globes introduction with sprinkles of mispronunciation of “annual” as “anal” and “anus.” “The Hollywood Foreign Press Association has an anal tradition … I didn’t, sorry, I didn’t mean anal,” she said, and then continued, “I mean they have an anus tradition… They have a tradition that they do every year of choosing a second generation performer to assist in the presentation of the award. To fulfill the duties of Miss Golden Globes tonight are the three beautiful daughters of Sylvester Stallone and Jennifer Flavin, Scarlet, Sistine and Sophia Stallone. Bravo.” It worked at the Golden Globes, but social media wasn’t as impressed, given the campy and tired stereotype of a foreign accent unable to get English words rights. Some said it racist, though that seems a little far fetched. Everybody is a critic these days…
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We have a love/that’s-fucked-up relationship with Farrah Abraham. Because, yes, she does really dumb and fucked up shit. Think Farrah Abraham: Backdoor Teen Mom, her “celebrity sex tape,” with porn star James Dean for Vivid. But we loved the anal scenes. Farrah is probably soon on the path to a guest appearance on Botched, cause again, while everything is still looking good now, after a few more plastic surgeries, things will be falling apart, especially as age catches up to the former teen mom, now 25. But we love the way her enhanced body looks today. Who are we kidding? Her recent bikini beach pictures, while cheesy and again on the “give us a fuckin’ break” side, also are kinda hot. Booty lovers will not be complaining. That’s all were saying. So, today, its Farrah Abraham love. Lots of it, for some hot bikini big booty pics. But who knows what tomorrow will bring.
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PORN STAR KENZIE TAYLOR
“My favorite types of scenes to shoot so far are anal shoots.. I really love the feeling of an orgasm that you have from your asshole being fucked. It is indescribable. My fantasy porn shoot would be a 20 guy gangbang and all of them have to fill up my asshole and eyes with cum.”
We have been lax on our porn starlet reviews, but new starlets have been dropping and making a name for themselves in the industry, like Twinkies from heaven (cause Twinkies are so delicious, like porn stars — if only it rained Twinkies and porn stars). One name that you have to know is Kenzie Taylor. Let us say it again, slowly, K-E-N-Z-I-E T-A-Y-L-O-R. Sometimes Kenzie is blonde, sometimes she is bleached blonde, but at all times, she is hot as fuck blonde. We sat down with Kenzie last month, but have been letting the interview with the blonde sexpot simmer, not on purpose, it was our fault for the delay, but you might not have been ready for Kenzie. She is cut from a more traditional porn mold, but certainly with her own style. At 5’7″, she’s rocks a 34DD-24-32, with blonde hair and blue eyes. But if you ask us, Kenzie’s best feature is the view from the back. But that’s if you ask us. If you ask Kenzie, and we did, “What is your best sexual skill, talent or body feature, and describe how you do it (or what it is about it) that makes it the best?” Kenzie would say, “it’s a tie between my tits and my eyes. My tits are perfect because they get me many things, out of speeding tickets, free drinks from guys, they are amazing for titty fucking and who doesn’t like a pair of big tits?! My eyes because I have a certain look I can give and basically just get whatever I want. I am really good at fucking someone with my eyes. Eye contact is everything when truly seducing someone.” We happen to agree her tits are perfect. And tits and titty fucking are good and all, but we are looking at that booty, Kenzie, booty.
And in a subconscious kinda way, we think Kenzie appreciates her backside too. When we asked, “What are your favorite types of scenes to shoot, and what would be your fantasy porn shoot?” Kenzie said, “My favorite types of scenes to shoot so far are anal shoots… I really love the feeling of an orgasm that you have from your asshole being fucked. It is indescribable. My fantasy porn shoot would be a 20 guy gangbang and all of them have to fill up my asshole and eyes with cum.” Now that’s an anal champ. And you have to appreciate how Kenzie was just keeping it honest. More than that, though, we appreciate when honesty leads you to say you want a 20 guy all anal gangbang, cause then you are definitely our kind of porn starlet, even if you might walk a little funny…
After talking about anal sex, and Kenzie’s love of anal sex, and the 20 guy anal gangbang fantasy, we were thinking there is nowhere for this interview to go but down from there. But Kenzie found a way to keep it up. We asked, as you must any porn star, “Why did you decide to do porn and what was your first experience (shoot) Like?” She told SINN & SKINN, “I decided porn would be a good fit for me (not only because of the sex aspect), but because there are so many different things you are able to do like get into producing, directing, photography, many things… and it is not boring!! It is extremely flexible schedule wise and I really love that. I am able to do many things in one day other than just film a scene!” And Kenize is actually really, no, like really, really, flexible.
But as flexible as Kenzie may be, somehow all that flexibility, anal sex love and sex drive, didn’t translate into much before she started doing porn. We asked, “What was your sex life life like before porn? has it changed?” Kenzie reveled that, “My sex life before porn wasn’t boring by any means but it defiantly wasn’t so exciting. I always had long term relationships we sometimes would have threesomes, but I was always used to the same dick (of who I was dating). I guess you could say I was a good girl. Not really as slutty as I always wanted to be. Now I get a new dick constantly and it’s great… I feel like it’s my birthday every time I shoot, I get a surprise haha.” So now you know what to get Kenzie for her birthday, and somehow we anticipate there will be no shortage of guys willing to offer dick.
Now, given that Kenzie was a good girl before porn, but an anal queen after, we had to ask, “What has been your wildest sexual experience, off camera or on?” And interestingly enough, Kenzie’s wildest experience was off camera, she said, “I had sex in an elevator with other people in there. They had no clue the entire time the back of my dress was just slipped up a little and a dick was filling me up!” But you know some security camera guy had the time of his life choking the chicken by himself in the security room, watching Kenzie get pumped full from behind, while her other elevator patrons were unawares. That little secret of Kenzie’s, however, provided context for her next answer. We asked, “How would you describe what sex with you is like?” Kenzie said, as you could have guessed, “Spontaneous. We will fuck anywhere, anytime, and no matter what you’ll always love it. You will beg me for more.”
As we were winding down our interview, we asked Kenzie, of course beside the constant supply of anal sex, “What do you love the most about being in porn?” Kenzie said, “The fact that I get to work with such talented and sexy men and women. Not many people can say they get to do that. Ain’t that the truth, especially if you happen to work at Walmart. We love the deals, but we have to admit, the employees are ugly as fuck. Could you imagine what Walmart would be like if everyone working there looked like a porn star? We’d be at Walmart all the time, buying alcohol and guns (cause really that’s why Americans go to Walmart) and constantly falling on the floor for the upskirt action. So we can kinda sorta relate to Kenzie on that one.
Before we called it quits, Kenzie had this last message for her fans, “To my fans: Love you all so much! Thank you all for the constant support and love you give me. Wouldn’t be anywhere without my #KenzieFrenzy.” You can follow Kenzie, and give her more constant support and love, on Twitter at: @thekenzietaylor.
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2016 is the Year of the Monkey, in the Chinese calendar. It officially started on February 8, 2016. In honor of the new year, San Francisco designer Lehu Zhang made a poster. It was a personal project, but a Twitter user noticed the poster in his online portfolio. “A monkey face was my initial plan,” he wrote on his site. “But as long as I was drawing, this turned out.” What turned out is what looks like an anal sex scene, either a dick or a butt plug, something phallic, penetrating an asshole. It don’t look like no monkey. He wasn’t the only one to fail, Bail Ling also tried to shoot pictures in honor of the Year of the Monkey. She didn’t fare much better.
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Denying that you liked Amber Rose playing with your ass really only confirms that you liked Amber Rose playing with your ass, Kanye. And that’s especially true when you are up at 1:00 a.m. thinking about the best way to deny that you liked Amber Rose playing with your ass. After Kanye got completely obliterated by Amber Rose, who dropped a big shit on Kanye West’s ego, by disclosing that he liked his ass played with, Kanye stopped his Twitter war with Wiz Khalifa, and surveyed the damage. Everybody now knows he likes his asshole played with, which really is not that big a deal. Most people thought Kanye was gay anyway, so this clearly wasn’t that hard a sell. Amber could’ve dropped a bigger bomb if she said Kanye liked getting pegged by her wearing a strap on big black cock. She didn’t say that. So for her simple slight, which wasn’t even a slight, cause we would think the bigger insult is to Amber, who instead of having “#TwitterFingers” has #KanyeWestshitcoveredfingers. If we were Kanye, we’d own that shit, like the OG he claims, and said, “yeah, I put my ass and shit all over Amber’s fingers, and also on her face. I shit all over Amber, cause she likes that shit. #toiletwhore.” That would have been boss. Shitty boss, but boss nonetheless. But after surveying the damage, Kanye West thought the denial was the better route for him. It didn’t work. We’re not convinced. Now he seems more like a bottom, than a top, and not very boss. Here were the denials, see if it works for you:
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We find nothing wrong with a man enjoying a little prostate massage every now and again. If fingers up your asshole is what gets you off, who are we to judge? We’re not saying Jesus would approve, we’re just saying he’d tell us not to throw stones. And why should we? Getting your ass fingered doesn’t make you any less a man. It probably doesn’t make you more of a man either, but if want to lube up your butt hole and let Amber Rose play a bit of booty pool, then do your thing….Kanye. Though, when machismo is important, say when you’re a rapper, and you let your former girlfriend finger your asshole, you may not want to through salt as said former girlfriend’s baby daddy, like Kanye did today. Kanye went full Kanye. He had a 17-point Twitter rant about why Wiz Khalifa wasn’t worth shit, after exchanging words about his album title with Wiz and misunderstanding a “KK” reference Wiz used. It flowed and flowed, and no one thought it would stop. Until Kanye started to insult his former girlfriend and Wiz’s baby momma, Amber Rose. Among his litany of points, “4th you let a stripper trap you,” Kanye tweeted. “5th I know you mad every time you look at your child that this girl got you for 18 years.” Kanye continued, “12th You wouldn’t have a child if it wasn’t for me,” he tweeted. “13th You own waves???? I own your child!!!!” Amber noticed. She stopped Kanye with just two tweets:
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Anal sex is not that difficult, but it’s not like any other orifice, you can just stick it in. You gotta work it a little. Now, if you’re interested in butt fucking, and you may want a bit of an introductory or even refresher course, Simple Pickup created a video that is one part instructional and one part entertainment, it’s worth a watch, even if you’re not going to be a booty raider.
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We don’t exactly track porn releases, because few are that newsworthy, but every now and then we find something at least to peak our curiosity. We just got peaked by Jesse, formerly Jesse Jane, and her announcement of her first anal scene in Jesse: Face of an Angel … Mind of a Devil from Jules Jordan Video in 4K. We’re not expecting an Earth shattering anal debut, nor are we that much into ass that Jesse’s first anal has us hold up in our basements waiting for the video release. But we are fans of Jesse, who is a veteran in the porn business, and anything new that allows us to give Jesse a nod is newsworthy enough. Jesse talked to AVN about her new anal release, saying “I was so nervous to do my first anal scene, especially since I don’t do it in my personal life, but I wanted to do it for my fans and explore a different side of sex for myself.” (And see, that’s why we love Jesse, it’s all about the fans, not all porn stars are lining up to give up their asses for the fans. It’s devotion, folks, devotion to the art of porn and anal sex.) “It’s been 13 years and I wanted to shock people. Mick Blue was so great and I loved that my first anal was with him! Couldn’t have picked a better person for it. After a few minutes of it, I really got into it and I think fans will love it as much as I ended up loving it!” We may not love it, probably won’t watch it, but you ass fans and fans of Jesee Jane may just want to get all lubed up and ready for Jesse to go anal.
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Porn star Riley Reid just finished a Reddit AMA (Ask Me Anything) session with fans yesterday. And it was quite informative, on many levels. We have done a number of porn star interviews, but fan questions and comments tend to make porn stars much more engaging and willing to tell all. Riley definitely engaged with fans, as she talked about her recent anal sex scene with Tushy.com (who also set up the AMA for Riley) and gave advice on topics from being in the porn industry to even losing your virginity. We thought the virginity advice was Riley’s best response of the night, “Maybe jerk off first so you’re not a two pump chump!” Though, do it well in advance enough so you can get hard again and show your stamina — Riley’s a little too used to porn stars who pump, cum and pump, cum, and pump, cum again on command. Speaking of tools, also, if you’re worried about the size of your dick, Riley put a lot of men at ease with the size question, responding, “I mean it depends on the girl and her vagina lol its important but like in the sense of sometimes too big is too big and too small is too small but every cock has it’s missing puzzle piece vagina to match with it.” So guys, don’t worry, just find a glove that fits. And in case you were wondering, it doesn’t smell like dirty sex and pussy on a porn set, in response to a question about the smell, Riley said, “haha idk like a normal house or place. not a usual scent unless someone has like lemon scented candles.” Here’s a few more tidbits from the AMA, which you can read in full here on Reddit.
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Katie Morgan had a relatively short stint in porn for a couple years starting in 2001, before getting noticed by HBO and doing a nine-year stretch on her own late night series, Pornucopia. Well, Katie is back. About her return, she said “The adult industry was always the most fun I’ve had at work. I just love fucking on camera and I really missed it. To paraphrase another buxom blonde, I’m very definitely a pornstar and I enjoy it. Jonathan Morgan is an old friend, and when I heard he had started Nexxxt Level with Andre Madness, I knew there was no one better to help support my return to the industry. They have loads of experience and I’m really excited to explore all the opportunities that Nexxxt Level can bring.” Her first scene is reportedly an anal scene, reminiscent of her role and anal sex scene in Hollywood mainstream film Zack and Miri Make a Porno. This time, hopefully, with less, you know…..you have to watch the movie. We’re just glad to see Katie back in porn, and giving up her ass, you know, for the fans.
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Two girls posed for this seemingly innocent night out picture, and one of them posted it to her Facebook page (it’s so nice, we posted it twice). It blew up from there, after someone looked up at the top right of the image and saw the biggest double fisted dildo known to man. It has since been viewed over one million times on Imgur; though, the picture and Imgur page have since come down. But for a time it was the source of much amusement. Underneath the photo, the original poster wrote: “I wonder what her family members are thinking right now?” And the comments kept coming. Lemesplain posted: “A tiger poster? Why would you even think abo- ohhh.” Chrizzlephaa added: “Is that modern mistletoe?” Freakshow198 joked: “Looks like it was taken at the second hand store.” Tony the Tard said: “It’s a handshake practicer. For those elaborate handshakes the urban youth are so fond of.” Shakeyourbuddha: wrote “Fist things first.” Xochiluvr said: “So what IS the sound of one dildo hand clapping.” It went on and on like this. We just feel sorry for the guy who has to follow that dildo….
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The folks at AVN were proud to announce that while Farrah Abraham denies she is a porn star, she will be signing autographs at the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas. She’s promoting both her “sex tape” series, Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom and Farrah 2: Backdoor and More, in addition to her Topco pussy mold sex toy. But she’s not a porn star. She explained it to FOX News this way, “Personally, making a sex tape, and that’s all I’ve ever done, that’s not being a porn star. I live a very different life than what adult entertainers live, so I can’t help what the public perceives.” Let’s see, adult entertainers make anal sex videos with James Deen (check), and follow up videos of themselves taking it up the backdoor and more (check), the attend porn star fan conventions like Exxxotica (check) and AVN (check), and they make molds of their pussy to be cast into a sexy toy for men to stick their dicks into and blow their load to their vaginal bust (check). Not a porn star our ass….
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Now that PornHub has released some probing statistics on anal sex searches on its website, there are plenty of interesting results to ponder. Top on our list are the top anal porn stars, or at least anal related searches. Who tops the list? Madison Ivy, Lisa Ann and Alexis Texas. In fact, “madison ivy anal” is ranked 6th of the top anal related search terms overall. She beat out popular anal search terms like “lesbian anal,” “amateur anal,” “asian anal,” “milf anal,” and “anal virgin.” We are going to probe deeper into what makes these three porn stars stand out anally. Alexis Texas is an easy one, she’s known for her prolific ass, so certainly it should come as no surprise that her fans want to search every inch of that ass. Lisa Ann is extremely popular generally, so she no doubt returns high on any search list, “lisa ann pussy,” “lisa ann tits,” “lisa ann cumsoaked,” “lisa ann gangbang,” “lisa ann interracial,” “lisa ann porn.”
Madison Ivy topping out as the anal porn queen, that’s a bit surprise. Searching “madison ivy anal” returns the big beal, Brazzers’ “Madison Ivy’s Exclusive First Anal.” We watched it, and yeah, we can see why she’s big on the anal charts. You can take a look at a free preview on Brazzers by clicking here.
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It’s now official, there’s no denying it when Pornhub has the video up on its website. Teen Mom Farrah Abraham is now a porn star. Before the action even gets going in the video clip, Farrah stops to say to James Deen, “I want to go get my lube baby….cause we’re gonna do anal.” Farrah gives a (porn) star performance is this 5:12 minute clip. From reality television star to porn star, Farrah is quite the sideshow. And, by the way, Vivid promises, “she squirts!” Click on the image to watch the video on Pornhub.
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