Apart from being singer Robing Thicke’s girlfriend, we don’t know much about April Love Geary. We don’t think there is that much to know. She doesn’t really rank on Instagram, with just over 100K followers. She’s a model and she had a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition casting call. But her largest accomplishment seems to be dating Robin Thicke. Someone found her interesting enough to hack her private photos, we can only assume intended for Robin’s eyes only. But why should Robin have all the fun?
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R. Kelly, 49, has got a new “Homie Lover Friend.” It’s 19-year-old Halle Calhoun, who appears, from her Instagram page, to be a model of some sort, and a Fashion Marketing and Management major at The Art Institute of Charleston, South Carolina (cause she’s 19 and in college). From her pictures you can see why R is all up it her stuff, she’s “She’s Got That Vibe,” and who wouldn’t want to be “Feelin’ on Yo Booty.” People are of course, upset with R’s new “Honey Love.” R. Kelly has a history. He basically admitted, “I’m a Flirt.” What has people so upset is that all too often he flirts with girls who are of the underaged variety. He was married to Aaliyah when she was 15 and he was 28. Before that, according to the Huffingon Post, R was sued by a woman named Tiffany Hawkins in 1996. Tiffany accused him of sleeping with her when she was just 15 and he was 24. In 2002, R was alleged to have sexed up an underage girl on video, and was arrested on child pornography charges. He was acquitted because the girl in the tape refused to testify. Then he sang about it with Jay-Z, in “Guilty Until Proven Innocent, “You can’t touch me, no you can’t touch me. Jigga, Kelly, not guilty. Try to charge me but I’m not guilty.”
Halle has been blowing R up on her Instagram page. Why not? He made that bitch famous. “Hanging out with the dopest in the game,” she wrote. “#KingofR&B, #Kells.” In another post, she said “Getting to know Robert was probably the realist thing ever.” Wait till he wants to start peeing on you, Halle, it don’t get much more real than that.
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NAVY SEAL FINDS OUT FROM 4CHAN, HIS HOT GIRLFRIEND WAS BANGED IN PORN FLICK THE SAME DAY HE POSTED HER PICTURE
It’s bad enough that when our boys are away fighting wars and keeping American safe, some Jody is squiring half-man-sized jizz squirts on his girl’s face. (These hoes ain’t loyal.) It’s worse when she’s not just cheating, she’s shooting porn, and shooting porn, so far as it looks from the pictures, the very day she went to see her boyfriend in the Navy Seals. Some poor Seal posted on 4Chan, “Rate me and my gf /pol/ Just finished navy seals training in this pic Currently on vocation in scandinavia I’m the most alpha on 4chan”. Little did he know, that his girl also finished her first porn scene in this pic or was about to shortly after it. She’s wearing the same outfit in her GirlsDoPorn.com scene. Ohhh the horror. Obviously, the guy got roasted on 4Chan. Apparently his seal dick wasn’t as big as the whale dick she was impaled with that day in her porn scene.
Here is a synopsis of how this went down, if this post relates (which we haven’t confirmed), but it seems pretty on point: “A few months ago I was on /b/ and someone had posted they had found a friend’s girl on a porn site but wanted to make sure it was really her and needed the whole video to confirm. Video gets linked, guy sees the video and posts it IS her, not only that but she was visiting her army/navy boyfriend near where the porn studio was so OP links pics of her Facebook with her making out and being all lovey dovey with her boyfriend wearing the exact same clothes she wears in the sex video, and /b/ being /b/ finds both of their Twitter and Facebook accounts and links the video to her and his family and friends, chaos ensued. Good times. She went from early in the day being with her man, kissing and possibly he wanting to fuck since they hadn’t seen each other in a while and her denying him sex, to later on her getting absolutely plowed by a total stranger. He broke up with her and she didn’t seem to care about what had happened, she was actually mad people outed her.”
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Assume, guys, your dick went missing. And your girlfriend or wife had to describe it to a police sketch artist. Would it be found? Would she get it right? The answer, of course, depends on a lot of factors. How much do you have sex? How often does she give you a blowjob? Does she enjoy it or does she close her eyes in shock and horror? Is your dick big enough to even take notice? And the bigger question is, if you had to describe her undercarriage (the labia, clitoris, etc., since her vagina is really part of her internal clockwork), could you do a better job?
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