Colombian actress Sofia Vergara, 44, spiced up her Golden Globes introduction with sprinkles of mispronunciation of “annual” as “anal” and “anus.” “The Hollywood Foreign Press Association has an anal tradition … I didn’t, sorry, I didn’t mean anal,” she said, and then continued, “I mean they have an anus tradition… They have a tradition that they do every year of choosing a second generation performer to assist in the presentation of the award. To fulfill the duties of Miss Golden Globes tonight are the three beautiful daughters of Sylvester Stallone and Jennifer Flavin, Scarlet, Sistine and Sophia Stallone. Bravo.” It worked at the Golden Globes, but social media wasn’t as impressed, given the campy and tired stereotype of a foreign accent unable to get English words rights. Some said it racist, though that seems a little far fetched. Everybody is a critic these days…
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We didn’t get press passes for the Golden Globes or the InStyle and Warner Bros 2016 Golden Globe Awards Post-Party. We were forced to watch it from at home like everyone else. So we missed Zoe Kravitz got braless and transparent for the after party. But we do have the pictures, if you happen to like looking at Zoe’s breasts and nipples (we would say her “golden globes” but that would be too cliche). We’re not opposed.
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If and when you contract an STD, while we hope that is something you disclose to any sexual partner, it’s probably not something that you need to tell the whole world on the Golden Globes broadcast. We don’t know what was causing comedian Amy Schumer’s vag to itch last night at the Golden Globes, cause she didn’t get an opportunity to explain before she got cut off quickly. But hopefully she can get a cream or something and work that out. Not exactly what we wanted to know, but it definitely made Ryan Seacrest squirm, cause that’s what Amy does, though maybe a little off the funny mark. Itchy vag, yeah, not so funny.
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With so many stars at the Golden Globes on Sunday, it was merely a matter of time before the nip slip pictures began to appear. This time around, Eva Longoria was the nipple flasher, as she adjusted her shoes and paparazzi caught her nipple peeping out of the fold of her top…Eva Longoria, Golden Globes, Nip Slip, Nipple Slip