Actress Alyssa Milano recently posted a half-naked lingerie picture featuring her ass onto her Instagram page, to the delight of her 1.2 million followers. The 44-year-old actress captioned her post, “Sneaky photographer.” We haven’t paid attention to Alyssa Milano since sometime in the early 90s. But her recent post was enough to make us nostalgic.
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Nadeea Volianova, 30, is a painter and singer, but is mostly known for taken controversial pictures, with an animal rights message. There wasn’t much of an animal rights message in her recent breast baring shoot, in a see through top. There was a knock at Nicki Minaj and her recent Paris Fashion Week shoot, Nadeea is French. But it isn’t clear if Nadeea just posted a comparison by someone else or she made it herself, though she did post the comparison on her Instagram page, saying, “That’s funny.”
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Nicki Minaj’s ass is legendary. But accords to rapper Remy Ma, Nick’s ass is also fake. Remy has been hot for Nicki’s ass for a while now, as they have both had back and forth beef/diss songs. After Nicki dropped two slamming Remy, Remy released a diss track, “ShETHER,” which reaches it’s most vicious lyrics when Remy talks about Remy’s brother (who is facing life in prison after being charged with raping a 12-year-old girl), saying, “And I got a few words for the moms of the young Barbz / Guess who supports a child molester? Nicki Minaj / You paid for your brother’s wedding? That’s hella foul / How you spending money to support a pedophile? / He a walking dead man, sending threats to him / I guess that’s why they call you Barbie, you was next to Ken / Talkin’ ‘bout your money long and your foreign sick / Why you ain’t help your bro hide his come from forensics”. Nicki didn’t respond. Then Remy released a second diss track called “Another One.”
That prompted a response from Nicki, who posted a remix of “Wait A Minute” on Instagram, that appeared obviously directed at Remy, saying, ““She ain’t eating but I swear she got some bum as taste / text her man like, “Dawg, how that bum ass taste?” / Pay your rent and stay in ya bum ass place/ Oh you the queen, the QUEEN OF THIS HERE? One platinum plaque album flop b#tch where?” You see silly rabbit, to be the queen of rap, you gotta sell records / you gotta get plaques…/ ”S” plural like the “S” on my chest / Now sit your dumb a## down / You got an F on your test.”
That of course required a response. So then Remy posted a picture of Nicki from what look like forever and a day ago, saying, “Still ‘unbothered’ Spongebob?’ and using the hashtags, “B4TheButtJob” and “Another1.” She added “KeepCallinHatingOnMeAndWatchWhatGoUpNext,” along with the video camera emoji. When comparing the asses (the one on the left below posted by Remy with the one on the right below from Nicki’s Anaconda album), Nicki does look more enhanced. Point made Remy. Nicki. Time to respond.
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Last week, the original sex tape queen, Paris Hilton, dropped a series of black and white pictures that she labeled, “#ValentinesVibes”. In a series of messages with the images, she said, “She doesn’t speak too much but she leaves the most interesting conversations. She is a thinker. She has her style. There’s something so deep in her eyes. That’s why everybody stares at her. She has a beautiful soul. She had a power & she’s not afraid to be different. She is the art….,” “She’s all about mystery, adventure & risk. And her heart was wild & full of magic,” “She has the soul of a gypsy. The heart of a hippie & the spirit of a fairy…,” and “She’s mad, but she’s magic. There’s no lie in her fire…” We could have done without the quotes, but the pictures were definitely fire.
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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Rinna, 53, has posed nude for Playboy magazine. So she, among many others, was happy to see nudes return to the magazine. She posted a topless picture of herself, in solidarity with the magazine, and said, “Cheers to @playboy for going back to nudes. The female body is so beautiful, every size and every age. Be proud! #thefemalebodyisbeautiful #allshapesandsizes #loveyourself #loveyourbody”. She then quickly deleted the picture, but then reposted it again, adding, “It’s back. I got scared then I said I’m 53—zero fuckks given!” Topless, of course, is a relative term. In the picture, Lisa stood in front of a mirror, truly topless, but covered with a censor bar obscuring her tits. Perhaps at 53, that probably wasn’t a bad idea.
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Kristen Ottea, 25, is a Texan model who loves to kill animals and post the pictures on her Instagram page, usually while she’s in a hot bikini or holding a gun. She’s also a taxidermist. She calls herself a “Huntress Taxidermist Fisherwoman Professional Model” on her Instagram page, a page with over 11K followers. We especially liked her PETA shirt, “People Eating Tasty Animals.” We can’t say we were exactly fans of the confederate flat she posted with, but it is Texas. Talking about her poses with dead animals, Kristen told the San Antonio Express, “Most of the time models are disgusted, and they think it’s the weirdest thing ever. It’s kind of fun to torment them, though. I absolutely love it. I wouldn’t want to do anything else, honestly.” She also favors posing with guns, and there are a lot of gun pics on her page. “Those are my favourite modelling gigs to do because they come so natural,” she said. “No other models know how to actually act in hunting gear, so it’s super easy for me to do stuff like that. I prefer it.” It does work.
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Hey India, it’s ya birthday, shake ya booty, get naked. India took that sentiment to heart yesterday and posted nude pictures of herself on her Instagram page. The reality celebrity, from The Westbrooks turned 21, and celebrated it in style. Along with her nudes, she said, “How I came into this world: It wasn’t easy embracing big ass boobs at a young age while everyone around me wasn’t even developed yet. Ive always been so hard on myself for not having hips, or enough ass just because of the picture this generation paints of us Women. I’m now so proud to say that everything I’m not, Made me everything I am. I love me, with all of me. Being a Bold Confident Woman speaks Volumes in my life & it keeps my crown on straight & tight. #sorrynotsorry if this posts offends you. I can only be ME. forever.” And yadda, yadda, yadda, India’s naked on Instagram.
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Joanna Krupa, usually good for a topless sunbathing paparazzi shot or even a provocatively posed nude selfie, has taken to Instagram to dance in Yoga pants. It’s not exactly a striptease, but not exactly an uncoordinated body jerk. Joanna said, “Goofing around ! This is what happens after a day of work when I try to motivate myself to go to the gym. love yourself!!!!. We are all beautiful in our own way. Have fun and don’t take life toooo seriously !!!! Live love and be happy! Bonus is when your special someone reminds u how hot u are loved. Love this song by @nayermusic – my body #joannakrupa bra by @esotiq . FYI the angle of the camera makes me look slimmer than I am! I wish!!!! Music makes me happy ! Need my girl @carmenelectra to teach me some moves”. Make of it what you will. It was entertaining enough to end our day on. We’ll see ya tomorrow.
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Blac Chyna, 28, was spiraling into a gigantic reality celebrity train wreck, as she became the Kardashian side-show, getting engaged to even more gigantic reality celebrity fail Rob Kardashian. But Blac Chyna has really turned that train wreck around, as she’s been posting some hot pictures on her Instagram page, most recently a nude set with white and green body paint. She captioned them “Queen” and “History.” Not sure what that means, but they were super ass and tits pics that put Black Chyna back on track.
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Miss Genii is short for Genesis. She is a half Brazilian and half Japanese fitness models with over 1 million Instagram followers. She recently treated her million booty voyeurs to pictures of her ass a tiny orange one-piece, and near see through nipple piercings, saying, “Stay positive, work hard, and make it happen #bikinifitness” and “Sunday Bumday” with a peach emoji. Damn, we got hungry for peaches all of a sudden.
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The Kardashian klan is truly blessed, physically we mean, from ass to tits. And fortunately for the sycophants of the world, they are pleased to offer their blessed bodies for your suck up comments and praise on Instagram. We don’t mean that in a bad way. We’re sycophants as much as the next guy, but in a much more cynical way. To appease our needs, Kylie Jenner went to Instagram to put on a gun show. She pulled out the big guns, the top set (guns, not buns). And the sycophants we are, we couldn’t but heap praise on her chest. Lovely lady lumps. If we had dollar bills in our pockets, we’d through a few.
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Get Naked Australia on Instagram is the brainchild of health professional Brendan Jones, 26, which is “[p]romoting body positivity through fun, healthy outdoor nudity from all over the world!” It features tons of Aussie natives flashing their bare asses all over the world, mostly in nature scenes. Anything more of course would violate Instagram’s nudity policy. “No one thought it was weird, it was well received and encouraged,” Brendan told the Illawarra Mercury. “My friends and I then started to get some cool group shots, including one with the harbour bridge and Opera House in the background, and I thought it would be cool to start a page for all our photos.” He added, “People shouldn’t feel ashamed or embarrassed to go skinny dipping or go to a nude beach. In a world of such body shaming I believe that being naked in nature is way for people to overcome their image problems.” If you’re into asses, and Australian asses especially, then there is a place for you. It has over 50K followers, so you are not alone.
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Rapper 50 Cent is a man who cares about women. He was somewhere in Philadelphia with a stripper naked on the floor with a lit sparkler dangling from her pussy. Someone of course captured the moment, which he promptly posted onto Instagram, saying, “When i saw this in Philly i said damn, what is going on? Oh no she is gonna burn it off. Lol look at my face.” And then he promptly followed up with, “The shit scared me, I started thinking is there any insurance or coverage for this. LMAO SMH baby you fuck that up its over.” This was interesting for two reasons. One, how 50 Cent got some stripper’s bare pussy, with a lit sparkler dangling from it no less, on Instagram is a pure fucking mystery. And two, last we heard 50 Cent didn’t have a cent to his name. So where did all the dollars beneath her pussy come from?
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A shit ton of Joanna Krupa, 37, followers got their panties in a bunch caused it looked like Joanna wasn’t wearing any. She posted a video selfie on her Instagram page, posing in nude colored panties. And, as the name suggests, they look nude. So people mistakenly thought Joanna posted a full frontal nude selfie, when really she was only topless in panties. She posted a second picture with a caption in the picture, “The Mystery Pantie,” saying “The mystery about my panties… solved! Can u see me now?! Lol . The jokes on u.” Well, the joke’s on the people who cared. We enjoyed the thought of a full frontal nude Joanna Krupa selfie.
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Swimsuit model Sahara Ray, 23, is never short of pictures of herself nearly naked, and in some cases fully naked, promoting her swimwear line. That is the new normal these days. Porn stars produce their own porn. Swimsuit models model their own swimwear. Sahara is exceptional in that regarding, using her Instagram page to promote her newest line. Here is a sample of some of her most recent “promotions.”
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Singer Selena Gomez, 24, recently posted her bare ass all over Instagram. In the picture, Selena is wearing nothing but a nude thong and large gold hoop earrings, while she holds a white towel over her bare chest. The caption reads, “Beauty and the Beast.” She’s apparently the beauty, and the guy holding the camera, who you can see in the mirror, the beast. The problem for Selena is that during an awards show acceptance speech she preached how, “I don’t want to see your bodies on Instagram, I want to see what’s in here,” placing her hand over her heart. Fans gave her plenty of shit for that and her body on Instagram. The picture was quickly removed.
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