Model and actress Brooklyn Decker, 30, is not only hot as fuck she has a great sense of humor. Well, she was considered hot as fuck before she posted a picture of herself on her Instagram page without makeup. Hot as fuck went to scary as fuck in less than 10 seconds. She posted the picture and said, “TWO PEOPLE COMMENTED THAT I LOOK LIKE KEVIN BACON HERE SO THE SITUATION HAS EVOLVED. DO I LOOK LIKE KEVIN BACON? IF SO, WHAT CAN WE DO WITH THIS NEW REVELATION?!” Then she posted a side-by-side with Kevin and said, “New development: We’re f*cking twins.” Yup. That’s about right. And scary as fuck. You go to sleep with Brooklyn Decker and wake up with Kevin Bacon.
Brooklyn Decker, Instagram, Kevin Bacon, Makeup
Kourtney Kardashian turned 38 yesterday. To celebrate, she posted a naked picture on Instagram, where she was stripped down and nude in the water, flinging her hair back while the water trails behind her hair, in a part silhouette. While she’s nude, you don’t actually see that much. But Kourtney is much tighter.
Instagram, Kourtney Kardashian, Naked, Nude
Nicki Minaj’s breasts haven’t quite reached Super Bowl advertising status, but in two topless, rope-bound hand bra pictures of Nicki’s tits, over 1.5 million people liked them on Instagram (so even more saw them, like most of her almost 80 million followers). That is some serious advertising. And prime time real estate. Just image what she could get if Nicki started selling space on her cleavage like it was a NASCAR stock car. We’d buy a spot… But Nicki just did it for Easter, cause Jesus rising from the grave to save our souls and Nicki Minaj’s tits really do share a common thread. “Happy Easter. We shootin! Awww made ya look,” Nicki said.
Cleavage, Hand Bra, Instagram, Nicki Minaj, Tits
Courtney Stodden is avant-garde. Not really, she just takes shit other people have done well and recycles it, Courtney Stodden style. But she is good at it. With summer only a couple months away, Courtney posted on her Instagram page that she is getting shit started early. She posted pictures what looks like lingerie but she claimed was her swimsuit for the summer. She said, “Starting summer early! #onepieceswimsuit”. It wasn’t all that revealing, but with a plunging tie-up neck line in front and Courtney’s gigantic fake tits, it was a heavy cleavage show.
Cleavage, Courtney Stodden, Instagram, Lingerie, Selfie, Summer, Swimsuit
Yesterday, model Kara Del Toro, 25, posted a picture of herself in a bikini sucking a ringpop, saying, “Cheeseburgers and ringpops.” Kara doesn’t look like a girl who eats a lot of cheeseburgers, and if she does, she is the lucky one, that they all seem to go to her ass. Kara does look like a girl who sucks a lot of…uhhhh, ringpops.
ass, Bikini, Boot, Butt, Instagram, Kara del Toro, Ring Pop
If you happen to follow Sara Underwood on Instagram, you know she is still connecting with nature, in her own way, by posing naked all over this beautiful planet and spreading a little beauty and love herself. We felt it was a good time to reconnect with nature, and Sara, and see where she is and what she is up to in the world. This is what we found.
Instagram, Naked, Nature, Nude, Sara Underwood
Actress Alyssa Milano recently posted a half-naked lingerie picture featuring her ass onto her Instagram page, to the delight of her 1.2 million followers. The 44-year-old actress captioned her post, “Sneaky photographer.” We haven’t paid attention to Alyssa Milano since sometime in the early 90s. But her recent post was enough to make us nostalgic.
Alyssa Milano, ass, booty, Butt, Instagram, Lingerie
Nadeea Volianova, 30, is a painter and singer, but is mostly known for taken controversial pictures, with an animal rights message. There wasn’t much of an animal rights message in her recent breast baring shoot, in a see through top. There was a knock at Nicki Minaj and her recent Paris Fashion Week shoot, Nadeea is French. But it isn’t clear if Nadeea just posted a comparison by someone else or she made it herself, though she did post the comparison on her Instagram page, saying, “That’s funny.”
Boobs, Breasts, Instagram, Nadeea Volianova, Nicki Minaj, See Though, Sheer, Tits, Topless
Nicki Minaj’s ass is legendary. But accords to rapper Remy Ma, Nick’s ass is also fake. Remy has been hot for Nicki’s ass for a while now, as they have both had back and forth beef/diss songs. After Nicki dropped two slamming Remy, Remy released a diss track, “ShETHER,” which reaches it’s most vicious lyrics when Remy talks about Remy’s brother (who is facing life in prison after being charged with raping a 12-year-old girl), saying, “And I got a few words for the moms of the young Barbz / Guess who supports a child molester? Nicki Minaj / You paid for your brother’s wedding? That’s hella foul / How you spending money to support a pedophile? / He a walking dead man, sending threats to him / I guess that’s why they call you Barbie, you was next to Ken / Talkin’ ‘bout your money long and your foreign sick / Why you ain’t help your bro hide his come from forensics”. Nicki didn’t respond. Then Remy released a second diss track called “Another One.”
That prompted a response from Nicki, who posted a remix of “Wait A Minute” on Instagram, that appeared obviously directed at Remy, saying, ““She ain’t eating but I swear she got some bum as taste / text her man like, “Dawg, how that bum ass taste?” / Pay your rent and stay in ya bum ass place/ Oh you the queen, the QUEEN OF THIS HERE? One platinum plaque album flop b#tch where?” You see silly rabbit, to be the queen of rap, you gotta sell records / you gotta get plaques…/ ”S” plural like the “S” on my chest / Now sit your dumb a## down / You got an F on your test.”
That of course required a response. So then Remy posted a picture of Nicki from what look like forever and a day ago, saying, “Still ‘unbothered’ Spongebob?’ and using the hashtags, “B4TheButtJob” and “Another1.” She added “KeepCallinHatingOnMeAndWatchWhatGoUpNext,” along with the video camera emoji. When comparing the asses (the one on the left below posted by Remy with the one on the right below from Nicki’s Anaconda album), Nicki does look more enhanced. Point made Remy. Nicki. Time to respond.
ass, booty, Butt, Diss Track, Instagram, Nicki Minaj, Rapper, Remy Ma
Last week, the original sex tape queen, Paris Hilton, dropped a series of black and white pictures that she labeled, “#ValentinesVibes”. In a series of messages with the images, she said, “She doesn’t speak too much but she leaves the most interesting conversations. She is a thinker. She has her style. There’s something so deep in her eyes. That’s why everybody stares at her. She has a beautiful soul. She had a power & she’s not afraid to be different. She is the art….,” “She’s all about mystery, adventure & risk. And her heart was wild & full of magic,” “She has the soul of a gypsy. The heart of a hippie & the spirit of a fairy…,” and “She’s mad, but she’s magic. There’s no lie in her fire…” We could have done without the quotes, but the pictures were definitely fire.
Black and White, Fetish, Instagram, Kink, Paris Hilton, sexy, Valentine's Day
The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Lisa Rinna, 53, has posed nude for Playboy magazine. So she, among many others, was happy to see nudes return to the magazine. She posted a topless picture of herself, in solidarity with the magazine, and said, “Cheers to @playboy for going back to nudes. The female body is so beautiful, every size and every age. Be proud! #thefemalebodyisbeautiful #allshapesandsizes #loveyourself #loveyourbody”. She then quickly deleted the picture, but then reposted it again, adding, “It’s back. I got scared then I said I’m 53—zero fuckks given!” Topless, of course, is a relative term. In the picture, Lisa stood in front of a mirror, truly topless, but covered with a censor bar obscuring her tits. Perhaps at 53, that probably wasn’t a bad idea.
Boobs, Breasts, Instagram, Lisa Rinna, Playboy, Tits, Topless
Kristen Ottea, 25, is a Texan model who loves to kill animals and post the pictures on her Instagram page, usually while she’s in a hot bikini or holding a gun. She’s also a taxidermist. She calls herself a “Huntress Taxidermist Fisherwoman Professional Model” on her Instagram page, a page with over 11K followers. We especially liked her PETA shirt, “People Eating Tasty Animals.” We can’t say we were exactly fans of the confederate flat she posted with, but it is Texas. Talking about her poses with dead animals, Kristen told the San Antonio Express, “Most of the time models are disgusted, and they think it’s the weirdest thing ever. It’s kind of fun to torment them, though. I absolutely love it. I wouldn’t want to do anything else, honestly.” She also favors posing with guns, and there are a lot of gun pics on her page. “Those are my favourite modelling gigs to do because they come so natural,” she said. “No other models know how to actually act in hunting gear, so it’s super easy for me to do stuff like that. I prefer it.” It does work.
Animals, Bikini, Guns, Instagram, Kristen Ottea, Model, PETA, Taxidermist
Hey India, it’s ya birthday, shake ya booty, get naked. India took that sentiment to heart yesterday and posted nude pictures of herself on her Instagram page. The reality celebrity, from The Westbrooks turned 21, and celebrated it in style. Along with her nudes, she said, “How I came into this world: It wasn’t easy embracing big ass boobs at a young age while everyone around me wasn’t even developed yet. Ive always been so hard on myself for not having hips, or enough ass just because of the picture this generation paints of us Women. I’m now so proud to say that everything I’m not, Made me everything I am. I love me, with all of me. Being a Bold Confident Woman speaks Volumes in my life & it keeps my crown on straight & tight. #sorrynotsorry if this posts offends you. I can only be ME. forever.” And yadda, yadda, yadda, India’s naked on Instagram.
Body, Boobs, Breasts, India Love, Instagram, Naked, Nipples, Nude, Tits
Joanna Krupa, usually good for a topless sunbathing paparazzi shot or even a provocatively posed nude selfie, has taken to Instagram to dance in Yoga pants. It’s not exactly a striptease, but not exactly an uncoordinated body jerk. Joanna said, “Goofing around ! This is what happens after a day of work when I try to motivate myself to go to the gym. love yourself!!!!. We are all beautiful in our own way. Have fun and don’t take life toooo seriously !!!! Live love and be happy! Bonus is when your special someone reminds u how hot u are loved. Love this song by @nayermusic – my body #joannakrupa bra by @esotiq . FYI the angle of the camera makes me look slimmer than I am! I wish!!!! Music makes me happy ! Need my girl @carmenelectra to teach me some moves”. Make of it what you will. It was entertaining enough to end our day on. We’ll see ya tomorrow.
Bra, Cleavage, Dancing, Instagram, Joanna Krupa, Yoga Pants
Blac Chyna, 28, was spiraling into a gigantic reality celebrity train wreck, as she became the Kardashian side-show, getting engaged to even more gigantic reality celebrity fail Rob Kardashian. But Blac Chyna has really turned that train wreck around, as she’s been posting some hot pictures on her Instagram page, most recently a nude set with white and green body paint. She captioned them “Queen” and “History.” Not sure what that means, but they were super ass and tits pics that put Black Chyna back on track.
ass, Blac Chyna, Body, Body Paint, Boobs, booty, Breasts, But, Instagram, Naked, Nude, Tits
Miss Genii is short for Genesis. She is a half Brazilian and half Japanese fitness models with over 1 million Instagram followers. She recently treated her million booty voyeurs to pictures of her ass a tiny orange one-piece, and near see through nipple piercings, saying, “Stay positive, work hard, and make it happen #bikinifitness” and “Sunday Bumday” with a peach emoji. Damn, we got hungry for peaches all of a sudden.
ass, Bikini, booty, Bum, Butt, Instagram, Miss Genii, Peach