Jennifer Lopez is only a few years off of 50, she’s 47, but still somehow news. Younger starlets and models may try, but still few have drawn as much attention as Jennifer for their ass. Jenny did make it a trend. While speculation swirls about JLO and Drake, and why the fuck Drake would be interested, Jennifer was recently out and about shopping in Beverly Hills. And surprisingly her ass was not the center of the story. JLo wore yoga pants and we all got a super dose of JLo cameltoe. And big ass booty too. We end this weekend on this high note, JLo cameltoe, which will keep us amused all weekend. We have simple needs.
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There has been a noticeable void in social media without Kim Kardashian. We feel like Yoda from Star Wars, when the Emperor has all the Jedi killed. There is a strong disturbance in the booty force of social media. Jennifer Lopez, 47, tried to fill the void with her legendary booty, but the void is simply too big. She said, “#loveyourselffirst #feelingempowered #healthybodyhealthymind”. Inspirational but not exactly social media salacious. Though, we do appreciate Jennifer’s efforts to bring balance back to the booty force.
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Add Jennifer Lopez to the list of celebrity offering their body for Hillary Clinton. Jennifer was in Miami, Florida on Saturday at a rally to perform and formally endorse Hillary Clinton for president. “Now I’m getting excited,” Jennifer yelled to the crowd. “Because we about to have… our first woman president!” She then performed “Respect” and “Let’s Get Loud,” pushing out and shaking her ass for the presidential candidate. “You know we’re at a crossroads,” she said. “And we have to take the right road to the future. And we have the perfect person to take us there, and it is my honor to introduce you to her tonight.” Jennifer then introduced Clinton as “the next and first female president of the United States.” That is, until the FBI and Department of Justice arrest Hillary and indict her over her email server scandal. It will have been good while it lasted. But it’s not a Clinton presidency if it doesn’t end in impeachment.
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Jennifer Lopez put a serious hurt on a pair of skinny jeans recently. It was all those jeans could do to keep that booty contained. That is like some Thai sweatshop stitching on those jeans. Some extra strength cross-stitch, booty containing denim. We don’t hate. We appreciate. Booty.
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Celebrity sex tape fans, hold on to your, well, you know what you’re holding on to while you look at porn. A Jennifer Lopez sex tape exists and it’s coming out. That’s according to Jennifer’s ex-husband, Ojani Noa’s business partner Ed Meyer. “We are going to produce a DVD and also have a streaming release of the J.Lo home video footage,” he said. “There is revealing video of her with a lack of clothing and in sexual situations, especially in the hotel footage from the honeymoon.” And there’s more, fans. “The videos contain salacious material and are going to shock her fans.” Ed explained. Now, JLo and her team of lawyers shut this down years ago, but Ojani and Ed think they have a loophole. The master tape of all the footage sits in a central depository per court order, according to In Touch Weekly, but Meyer says he and his partners have copies of it all. Frankly, a JLo sex tape could only make JLo and her bodacious booty bigger than they already are, and make Ojani look like a punk ex-husband who can’t earn a living but to live off of the self-generated scandal of his marriage to someone who did do something with her life (even if it’s his big lottery ticket). We say let it go, JLO.
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No one really cared when Neil Diamond finally revealed that “Sweet Caroline” was about Caroline Kennedy. But “Baby Got Back,” is different. It has inspired ass admiration in a way that no song has before it. And so when TMZ announced recently that Sir Mix-A-lot, while talking about Kim Kardashian’s ass, revealed that Jennifer Lopez’s “ass inspired him to write ‘Baby Got Back’ … after seeing it in all its Fly Girl glory on “In Living Color,'” that was real music defining news, for anyone born after the 1970s at least. But not that much of a surprise, as Jennifer Lopez’ ass is almost as legendary as Helen of Troy’s face. JLo’s ass may not have launched a 1,000 ships, but it launched an era of ass worship, inspiring one of the most iconic songs of the 1990s. That is an ass.
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Jennifer Lopez released her “Booty” video yesterday, to much ass appeal. It already has 2.4 million views on YouTube. It features JLo and Iggy Azalea rubbing asses together, over the hook “Big, big booty, but you gotta big booty.” It is the ass parade we expected it to be from the preview, but not as erotic as we had hoped.
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This is 30 seconds of pure ass released yesterday by Jennifer Lopez, a preview of her video “Booty,” featuring big booty princess Iggy Azalea (who is more and more embracing her exceptionally large ass). JLo shouts out “Throw up your hands if you like a big booty,” and over 5 millions viewers responded.
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