The world watched a lot of porn on Pornhub.com in 2016. The numbers are staggering. Take this one, for example, the world watched 524,641 years of porn. People viewed 91,980,225,000 porn vides on Pornhub. That is 12.5 videos for every man, woman and child on the planet. Now clearly some people were watching more than their fair share. But it is now undeniable that the world is addicted to porn. The most viewed categories were of course the usual suspects: Lesbian, Teen, Ebony, MILF, Anal, Big Dick, Hentai, Big Tits, Threesome, Mature, Babe, Female Friendly, Japanese, Amateur, Ass, Squirt, Shemale, Babysitter, Creampie, and Cartoon. And even though she is retired, Lisa Ann is still the reigning porn queen, as the most searched porn actress in the world. She is followed by Mia Khalifa (also retired last year), Kim Kardashian, Riley Reid, Sunny Leone, Brandi Love, Asa Akira, Madison Ivy, Alexis Texas, Dillion Harper, Mia Malkova, August Ames, Nicole Aniston, Sasha Grey, Sara Jay, Dani Daniels, Christy Mack, Piper Perri, Ava Addams and Rachel Starr. But 2017 is a new year. Though it seems clear that we will waste over a half million years of life just watching porn. If that effort was put to something just a little more useful, we might already be living on Jupiter.
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Porn star Lisa Ann, though retired, still gets treated like she’s a porn star. Let us not forget, though, she was and still is a legendary porn star. So that moniker ain’t going anywhere any time soon. Apparently Lisa Ann attend a charity event and took a picture with married former NFL player Ray Rice, and since then, everyone has speculated she fucked Ray, because she’s a porn star, known for fucking. But Lisa put those rumors to bed when approached by TMZ, saying, “Let me just say something to the world right now, okay. I did a celebrity charity event on Sunday in the Bronx at Orchard Beach for Hoops in the Sun. I was a coach. My team won. Ray Rice was not on my team, and my team won. Had he been on my team, he may have won. We met, we took a photo, that was it.” That was explanation enough. Lisa put it to bed and that was all that needed to be said.
But Lisa continued, cause racism against white people in America is the leading problem in this country right now. Lisa said, “But I will tell you, I have been attacked by racists for the past 48 hours. I’m a taking a no social media day, because I had to black, block over a 1,000 people yesterday. And I cannot believe the intensity of hate and racism directed at me because I did a charity event. And took I pictures with people. Everybody needs to understand, just because I do something, I’m not always having sex. Just because I did porn, just like Ray Rice deserves a second chance in this world because he’s paid his price, he lost his opportunity. He’s no longer in the NFL. I deserve a second chance in life too. I did my job. I retired. I’ve moved on. I’m working really hard at something else. And I am constantly harassed, constantly disrespected, and constantly disregarded as a decent human being. And as for the racism end of it, I am distraught at where we are right now in this world. And that people don’t have better things to do than harass other people and bully other people on social media.” We feel for Lisa, we really do, but trying to play the racism card as a white women right now, just ain’t gonna fly. As as the biggest name is porn, almost ever, Lisa of all people has to know that it will follow her forever, for good and for bad. And complaining about it ain’t gonna change nothing. You can watch Lisa’s racism rant on TMZ here .
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After someone passes, especially in a circumstance such as Chyna, the former WWE Diva and later porn star, people want to find reasons, or things to blame. For porn stars, porn is often to blame, though, it is not all that often that porn stars lay the blame on porn. But that is what former porn star and porn legend, Lisa Ann did. She starred in the porn flick “Chyna Is Queen Of The Ring” with Chyna back in 2012, so maybe that gave her a better insight than most. But it is a bit of surprise to hear it from Lisa.
When asked by TMZ, about Chyna and her fit in porn, Lisa said, “Porn wasn’t an element for her. She was so much bigger than us. You know, for me, I got into the business at a very young age, to provide a future for myself. For her, she already lived a full life and had all this success. So, it’s a dark place to go to after all of that success. And it’s a bottom feeding situation where people will take advantage of people while they’re weak. And instead of somebody she knew possibly offering her the same amount of money that maybe she was making with Vivid to just help her out. She thought well, I have to go through the actions, and do the scenes, and make this money, to provide for myself. So you have to respect a choice that’s made over what we all work for is the dollar, right. But it was too dark.”
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LISA ANN WANTS TO COOK DINNER FOR DENVER BRONCOS’ EMMANUEL SANDERS AND THEN WORK HER WAY THROUGH THE REST OF THE TEAM
Porn star Lisa Ann made a promise back in August at the beginning of the NFL season, that she’d cook dinner for the team that wins the Super Bowl. Well, Denver won. (Sorry, Cam. No porn star pussy for you.) She recently let the Broncos players know that her offer still stands. She went on the “Morning Men with Evan and Babs” on SiriusXM 85 Mad Dog Sports Radio Monday and was asked which player she’d want to cook dinner for, to start. “No. 1 would be Emmanuel Sanders. I just love having him on my fantasy team. He’s a great player, he’s fun to watch. He’s a little bit of an entertainer, but not too far like Cam Newton. I’d say first it would be Emmanuel Sanders, then he would be my gateway for all the players I want to cook dinner for,” she said. Damn, a Broncos gangbang with Lisa Ann, maybe? We would pay to see that, but only if Peyton Manning was there. (We could have done without the Cam bashing, however. Not nice Lisa.)
Lisa already has connections (she’s known for her liaisons with famous athletes, both professional and college), and she revealed that members of both the Broncos and Panthers FaceTimed her before the start of the game. “I got a FaceTime yesterday from the field right before the game from my friend who you remember, Jeff Heuerman, who got injured at the beginning of training camp and didn’t get to play this season. I can’t count him because he didn’t play, is that correct?” Lisa said. But she wasn’t revealing which Panther FaceTimed her. When asked, she said, “I got FaceTimed by both teams before the game started. I was pretty excited about that. I’m not telling you that! I kind of got in with that. I was really happy that I showered and looked decent when I got these FaceTimes.” We doubt we’ll get much information, or pictures, if the Lisa Ann Denver Broncos gangbang does go down, but guys, skip the trip to Disneyland, get your ass over Lisa’s house.
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“4th you let a stripper trap you.” That tweet from Kanye West in his Twitter war with Wiz Khalifa yesterday got Lisa Ann’s retired porn panties in a twist. Like just about everybody on the planet, she put her two cents into the beef, reaming Kanye about the fact that he sent “cock shots” to her, and she saying was “organizing old emails from kanye, including the amazing cock shots he sent unwarranted.” Alas, however, Lisa never delivered, she was only cock teasing the world with her organization threat, as she later tweeted, “I only said I would be organizing the pics. Read carefully, I never said I would share them LOL”. LOL? WTF? Lisa, you can’t claim to have Kanye West “cock shots” and then be all like, “read carefully.” Release the “cock shots” and set this whole shit off. Here was the whole Lisa Ann Twitter side-rant, recapped:
* “This recent Kanye implosion is just the worst.. He talks down on strippers yet married the #1 OG Porn Star made Famous by @RayJ SMH”
* “Kanye says ‘You let a Stripper Trap you’ I’m sorry, are strippers a new race we don’t know about Kanye? You chased them all, me included.”
* “I will spend the night organizing old emails from kanye, including the amazing cock shots he sent unwarranted. all strippers rejoice! LOL”
* “Yes Amber was a stripper and Kim was a married Porn Star when she met Kanye. 72 days of hell for poor Humphries! https://twitter.com/LaVaunRobinson/status/692534830786088961 …”
* “Look, I only said I would be organizing the pics. Read carefully, I never said I would share them LOL.. It is just a way to laugh.. LOL”
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We wish Lisa Ann all the best in her new career as a radio sportscaster, or fantasy football handicapper, or whatever the hell it is she is these days. We remember her when se was a porn star. Now, Lisa is a MILF going on GILF, but we still loved her working her ass off in porn. But maybe you go out on top, rather than after getting HIV is a porn industry outbreak, or just getting to old to fuck and nobody wanting to see you anymore. We figure Lisa is taking the popularity she has in porn and seeing if she can sell it mainstream. So far, not so much. Hopefully Lisa will go back to porn before she loses all MILF appeal, but as we said, we wish her well. We just remember her as she was back when she was in porn. Here are some outtakes from a calendar she did back in 2013.
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Charlie Sheen is the A-List actor that has caused all the rumors last week, and he came out on the “Today Show” to admit he has HIV (but not yet AIDS). He said this morning, “I’m here to admit that I am in fact HIV positive.” Charlie said he was diagnosed four years ago, but says that he has not put anyone at risk. At first, we were like what the fuck! And then we were like, duh! He was the most obvious culprit. Who else fucks around as much as Good Luck Charlie (well, maybe not so good luck these days)? Shit. This just seems to prove the conservatives right, snorting cocaine of the asses of strippers, prostitutes, porn stars and just about any hot piece of ass in Hollywood is going to catch you a case of the HIVs. Ultra conservatives were wrong though, it isn’t God’s punishment for the gays. It’s God’s punishment for all us horny fuckers. We joke, but it is a pretty serious matter. As Charlie said on the “Today Show,” “It’s a hard three letters to absorb.” And it is. We wish Charlie the best. Living with HIV these days, however, is better than in the 1980s, but it is still a serious condition. That all said, at least one porn star is not letting it all go that easy.
Former porn great Lisa Ann took to Twitter to dig into Charlie’s ass, and she went deep. She Tweeted, “Being in the industry, I met many people who interacted with him. This is a direct hit on the adult industry, he hired male/female performers.” Damn, Lisa! She went on to Tweet, “Hands down… this is the most bizarre & reckless celebrity scenario. If this were anyone else, the public tone would be totally different.” Can’t argue that one. And she added, “Funny, media interviews me, as a porn star, as somewhat of a criminal – Yes, Charlie Sheen is a hero today.. WOW…..” And porn star former Bree Olson, who dated Charlie and fucked him, took to the Howard Stern show to say Charlie is a fucking liar. She said Charlie was not honest, that he lied to her about his HIV status. “I’m clean he told me,” said Bree. Bree wanted to use condoms, but there were times they did not, when Charlie was her live-in boyfriend, and when they had “protected” sex, Charlie insisted on using lambskin condoms. That’s a little, no, a lot fucked up, if true. But Bree doesn’t want an apology. She’s been tested and she’s HIV negative. She told Howard Stern, if Charlie called, “I’d say fuck you and hang up the phone.” We’re sure there’ll be tons more to come, now that Charlie has gone public.
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Lisa Ann is done with porn. These days she’s doing fantasy sports, and fucking professional athletes on the regular. But we’re not getting the inside exclusive anymore. What we wouldn’t give to see Lisa Ann back in action again. Her Twitter is devoted at best to bikini pictures these days. One of her recent Twitter pictures was this retro porn picture of Lisa back in 1990. She said, “This is me in a bikini contest, I am the 3rd girl from the right.. there is more to the book caption. Year 1990”. Lisa was 18 back then and barely legal. That’s pretty hot.
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Who’s got bank in porn? The names you might expect, like Nikki Benz, Asa Akira, Lisa Ann, Sunny Leone, Sasha Grey, Jenna Haze, and Bree Olson. But this video from TopTrending.com is a bit of an interesting background perspective, along with the hard numbers. The top earners are Jesse Jane, worth $8 million, Tera Patrick, $15 million net worth, and on top of them all, still, Jenna Jameson, $30 million.
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WHICH PORN STARS ARE BLOWING UP ON SOCIAL MEDIA, IT DEPENDS ON THE MEDIA, BUT LISA ANN AND NIKKI BENZ ARE ON THE LIST FOR ALL THREE
Porn stars are popular on social media, no doubt. Pornhub and Sotrender teamed up to find out which ones are the most popular on Facebook, Twitter and Instagram. Interestingly, but not surprisingly, Lisa Ann and Nikki Benz made the top list on all three. Alexis Texas was top in two, but couldn’t pull out the hat trick. Here’s the methodology: “In our analysis we only included porn stars that are still active, have performed in at least one movie in 2015 and run Facebook pages. Yes, we know that Sasha Grey is the best. Undoubtedly, she is the queen of all porn stars active across social media. But the style of her posts significantly differs from the style of other actresses’, and hers no longer concern her acting career. Apart from Grey, the top of the rankings would also include Jenna Jameson, Bree Olson or Zuzka Light, if only they had performed in a movie in the past 8 months. What is also interesting is the fact that porn actresses are far more popular on social media than actors. Even though we had included their profiles in our analysis, they didn’t show up in any of the top rankings.” And here’s the lists:
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AFTER WINNING NBA FINALS, GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS PLAYER FUCKED FORMER PORN STAR LISA ANN, AND OFFERED TO BE HER NBA PIMP
Some players win a championship, and say something stupid like, “I’m going to Disney World.” Not for one unnamed Golden State Warrior. After winning the NBA Finals, he went and fucked former porn star Lisa Ann. (We think that beats going to Disney World any day of the week.) Lisa Ann talked about fucking another NBA player during a recent interview with Mad Dog Sports Radio. Lisa isn’t ashamed to say she fucks athletes left and right. She’s been seen just about everywhere, football, basketball, college, professional, Lisa Ann really has made a hobby out of fucking professional athletes. In her radio interview, while not exactly one to fuck and tell, Lisa said “I may or may not have had some sort of interactions with him a couple of times. You know when they’re young they can go a couple times.” But it gets better, after fucking Lisa, the unnamed player was so kind as to offer to pimp Lisa out to all of the NBA, and Lisa being Lisa, it isn’t clear that she declined. “This is the most unique situation I’ve ever been in because this person pretty much said he wants be my Master P, you know Master Pimp but you know no exchange of money of course. He wants to be my resource for anyone I want to meet. He’s fine with sharing me with other people which is just amazing.” Sounds like a porn video. “Lisa Does the NBA.” Maybe be coming to video soon. And we’re all for it. Go, Lisa, go!
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There’s trouble brewing in pornland, and it’s over one of porn’s worse kept secrets, that many of the girls also moolight as prostitutes (in fact, that’s why many are in porn, to increase their public profiles and earn more money as porn star escorts). It pays the bills. And damn if clear stripper heels aren’t expensive. Now, let us first say that we love both Lisa Ann and Nikki Benz, so seeing them fight over Twitter is sad for the industry, but a girl fight come true. We’ve seen Lisa and Nikki lez out together on video. Now, they’re aiming to beat the shit out of each other. Lisa didn’t mince her words: “Knife comes out of my back, stays on your throat 2015 enjoy!” (Now, we only wish they both would get naked and oiled up and into a ring first; no reason to ruin a great opportunity).
It all started once Lisa commented on an Instagram post from Nikki. Nikki said on Instagram, “When in Dubai you bet on camels,” posting a picture of camel racing. (Nikki’s in Dubai for her birthday.) Lisa responded on Twitter, saying “On my layover fighting every urge to write unnecessary but relevant commentary on some peoples IG Posts .. Help me.. I can’t hold back..” And Lisa didn’t. She continued, “One that really caught my eye, “When I’m Dubai you bet on camels” Bitch when you in Dubai I bet on many other things..” and “EX: I bet you won’t make it home/across the border with your illegal prostitution money.. I bet you return a bigger hooker than u left.” Nikki texted Lisa. Lisa posted it: “Are u fucking retarded. Bitch unless you’re here with me hoe dare u accuse me of something untrue. Don’t be hating on my bday vacation/visiting Bebe and Sheryn with my own paid ticket. U dumb whore.” It didn’t stop there. Nikki said “Oh dear Lisa. I guess to stop people from knowing you’re the biggest hooker you have to distract others. ;)” And just when it looked like Nikki was going to walk away, she added, “Thank you for retiring Lisa. No one wants your stank ass vagina in their face on set. Enjoy being a hooker.” Lisa retweeted it, and the comments went on like that most of Sunday morning.
Lisa’s retirement has allowed her to let her other lips loose. She later apologized, “Sorry. Sometimes I can’t help myself .. I try.. I fight the urge and for years I bit my tongue.. Now I have the freedom of expression.” But why apologize. Sometimes you gotta get it out. Express away, Lisa. Cause this shit is funny.
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Now that PornHub has released some probing statistics on anal sex searches on its website, there are plenty of interesting results to ponder. Top on our list are the top anal porn stars, or at least anal related searches. Who tops the list? Madison Ivy, Lisa Ann and Alexis Texas. In fact, “madison ivy anal” is ranked 6th of the top anal related search terms overall. She beat out popular anal search terms like “lesbian anal,” “amateur anal,” “asian anal,” “milf anal,” and “anal virgin.” We are going to probe deeper into what makes these three porn stars stand out anally. Alexis Texas is an easy one, she’s known for her prolific ass, so certainly it should come as no surprise that her fans want to search every inch of that ass. Lisa Ann is extremely popular generally, so she no doubt returns high on any search list, “lisa ann pussy,” “lisa ann tits,” “lisa ann cumsoaked,” “lisa ann gangbang,” “lisa ann interracial,” “lisa ann porn.”
Madison Ivy topping out as the anal porn queen, that’s a bit surprise. Searching “madison ivy anal” returns the big beal, Brazzers’ “Madison Ivy’s Exclusive First Anal.” We watched it, and yeah, we can see why she’s big on the anal charts. You can take a look at a free preview on Brazzers by clicking here.
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The Exxxotica fan choice awards (the Fannys) winners from the awards show on Saturday were released. Alexis Texas hosted the show. The big winners were Gianna Michaels, who won “Most Valuable Vagina” or Favorite Female Star and Karmen Karma, who was “New Girls on the Block” or Favorite Female Rookie. Lisa Ann took “Who’s Your Mommy?” or MILF/Cougar of the Year.
The complete list of 2013 EXXXOTICA Fan Choice Awards Winners are:
Most Valuable Vagina (Favorite Female Star) – Gianna Michaels
Cocksman of the Year (Favorite Male Star) – James Deen
Thirsty Girl (Favorite Oral Star) – Sara Jay
Most Heroic Ass (Favorite Anal Star) – Kelly Devine
New Girl on the Block (Favorite Female Rookie) – Karmen Karma
Movie of the Year – Lisa Ann Can’t Say No (Wicked Pictures)
Director of the Year – Stormy Daniels
Who’s Your Mommy? (MILF/Cougar of the Year) – Lisa Ann
Non-White Chick of the Year (Ethnic Star of the Year) – Veronica Rodriguez
Cyber Hustla (Webcam Girl of the Year) – Taylor Stevens
Whole Lotta Love (BBW Performer of the Year) – Kelly Shibari
TS, I <3 U (Transgender Performer of the Year) – TS Madison The Who (Underrated Star of the Year) – Johnny Castle Lifetime Achievement Awards – Ron Jeremy and Tera Patrick
Who was FreeOnes.com’ Most Popular Babe of 2012? None other than Lisa Ann, followed by Aletta Ocean and Jayden Jaymes. “If everyone remembers, Lisa Ann was the 2010 most popular babe. However, in 2011 she was bumped to second place by Digital Playground contract girl Bibi Jones,” managing director Roald said. “So it’s interesting to see her back in the 2012 Top 10.” He added, “Something else we noticed is that none of the girls who showed up in the Top 10 entered the last Miss FreeOnes contest. Apparently they are popular enough that they didn’t need the extra publicity or the chance at the $10,000 grand prize for winning Miss FreeOnes. Of course, I’m sure that the girls who did sign up didn’t mind that they didn’t have to contend with some of the most popular girls in the business.” You can click here to see the complete list.FreeOnes, Lisa Ann, Most Popular Babe 2012
And Tampa is getting ready. The Republican National Convention is set for late August in Tampa, Florida. And in spite of Republicans’ claimed family values, strip club owners in Tampa are pulling out all the stops for their business. “The only thing the adult club owners and me can compare it to is the Super Bowl — except that it’s five times bigger,” said Paul Allen, publisher of adult industry trade magazine Night Moves. “You’ve got a bunch of people coming to Tampa Bay. They’re not in meetings 24 hours a day. What do you think they’re going to be doing at night? You can only eat so many steak dinners. You can only look at so many sunsets.”
Several clubs have remodeled, others are stocking higher-end products and gourmet food to attract those family value Republicans. Another strip club, Tampa Gold, is installing a private entrance so GOP heavy-weights can enter the club without anyone seeing them and be taken directly to $750-an-hour private rooms. The Doll House has even booked none other than Sarah Palin’s porn doppelganger, Lisa Ann. Lisa, who has done several Palin films for Huster, including Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?, Obama Is Nailin’ Palin, Letterman’s Nailin’ Palin, You’re Nailin’ Palin, Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin, and Who’s Nailin’ Palin? 2, will be a feature performer for two nights, August 24 and 25.
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