Masha Philippova is a Russian model who we are looking to learn a lot more about. Her Facebook page says she is from Yekaterinburg, Sverdlovskaya Oblast, Russia, but currently lives in Zürich, Switzerland. The 5’10” blonde shocker crossed our pass because her shoot with Igor Oussenko has been blowing up all over the Blogosphere. When a fashion model goes nude in nothing but knee high boots, it tends to have that effect.
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Joanna Krupa, 37, from The Real Housewives of Miami (it seems it is a Real Housewives day) posed nude for BodyBlendz back in December 2016. For some reason, the pictures are making a second round on the Blogosphere. One posts, so goes another and so on, and then what is old is now again. That’s basically what happened here so far as we can tell. Ordinarily, we disregard the reruns. But it being a boring President’s Day and all, and it’s Joanna Krupa nude, we made an exception and felt damn good about it.
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Super busty model and actress (a word we use lightly) Emily Ratajkowski, 25, has been hacked again, according to reports. Apparently, someone hacked her iCloud, and stole some 200 intimate images, which we are interpreting as nude. Someone sent a link of the nearly 200 images to Wayne Rooney prostitute Helen Wood, so she would publish them as part of her column for the Daily Star. She refused. Instead, she wrote, “Last week, I was pondering along through life, when I received a DM on Twitter. No idea who this guy was, but had a peek all the same out of curiosity. Turns out, it was a link to Emily Ratajkowski’s iCloud pictures. This clown had inboxed me and asked that I release the full set of naked images in my column. To be clear, this wasn’t footage of a randy star salivating at the mouth wanging their bits about while fishing for a random on Skype for a sex sesh. This was private stuff, sent between two people.” That was all we got from Helen.
A representative for Emily told MailOnline that the images were merely a redump of the images leaked a few years ago, as part of The Fappening. That remains to be seen, as the images remain to be seen. The hapless hacker has not sought another outlet for the pictures, but we wouldn’t be surprised to see them soon. Emily isn’t talking about them, it appears displaying the same attitude she had the first time around. “A lot of people who were victims of that said anyone who looks at these pictures should feel guilty, but I just don’t think that’s fair,” she told GQ magazine when she was first hacked. “I think once it’s out there, it’s out there, and I’m not sure that anyone who Googles it is necessarily a criminal. I think the people that stole the photos are.” So at this point, it’s just a waiting game.
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So we had featured another model with this post (Mackenzie Katrianna, mainly because of her exceptional profile quote, “I love when you get so so Hard”), but Mackenzie decided to take down all of her videos after only a day’s worth of attention. We take it as a slap in the face. So we looked at what was new and found Ivy Nirvana doing a bit of kinky lingerie modeling. Our collective view is that whenever a girl poses with an anal butt plug pony tail, it is worthy of mention. The video is a little slower than we would have liked, but we figure there is something about the thrill of anticipation they were trying to capture.
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Lissy Cunningham continues to be one of our standout favorites from Page 3, though as of late, we have started to feel she isn’t putting in as much effort as she had before to make each of her appearances exceptional. But when you are a platinum-haired blonde with double-pierced nipples, looking exceptional isn’t all that hard. That said, we are hoping to see more. Today, we are willing to settle for a topless Lissy, front and back.
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Unless you were a Harry Potter super freak you probably have no idea who Pansy Parkinson is. She was a minor character who didn’t get much screen time. But if you are a Harry Potter super freak, or otherwise care, Pansy was a student in Slytherin house, who sided with Lord Voldemort during her last years at Hogwarts, turning Harry over during the Battle of Hogwarts. Who cares? No one, but we thought it was a good introduction to the fact that the actress who played Pansy, Scarlett Byrne (19 at the time), is now posing nude for the March/April 2017 edition of Playboy, which officially brings nudes back to the magazine, after a one-year hiatus. She is engaged to Cooper Hefner, Chief Creative Founder of Playboy (and son of Hugh Hefner), who was instrumental in bringing the nudes back, apparently starting with his own fiancee. Pansy, now 26, posted an ass-baring nude of herself on Instagram and said, “I’m very proud to be a part of the March/April issue of Playboy. I penned a short essay along with my pictorial titled, ‘The Feminist Mystique’. A big thank you to @Playboy, the creative team, and @cooperbhefner for such a unique opportunity. #NakedIsNormal”. Yeah, we’ll be sure to read that essay…
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We felt a little risqué today, so we bit on this video, “Miki-Splashfree,” which is a Hentai style striptease, featuring a blonde that looks barely legal dancing around a stage naked as God made her (well, in this instance naked as her cartoonist made her). We always cringe at Hentai because it is so close to pedophile porn. But it is legal. And a shit ton of you love it, and as we said, we were feeling a bit caution to the wind to today. So fuck it.
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Since 2012, Nina Agdal, 24, has been a regular in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. She returns again this year, and is working hard to top her prior appearances. Nina is topless but covered, and revealing at least areola in some of the skimpiest bikinis to grace the pages of the Swimsuit Edition. In one shot, she covers her breasts and vagina with only pom noms. In another, Nina’s vag is covered by a jeweled seashell-looking merkin. If her goal was to impress, we were impressed.
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PLAYBOY BRAZIL MODEL AND WAG LARISSA RIQUELME PROMISES TO GO NUDE AGAIN IF SOCCER CLUB CHIAPAS MAKE THE MEXICAN FINALS
We don’t understand soccer. We don’t watch it, not one of us. So we don’t exactly understand what is required to happen so that Paraguayan model and actress Larissa Riquelme would have to deliver on her recent promise to strip if her boyfriend, Jonathan Fabbro, and his team Chiapas, make the Mexican final. But she did promise. And she’s known to deliver, because she’s made promises like this before and delivered even when her team lost. She promised that she would run naked (covered in body paint in the colors of Paraguay) if Paraguay won the World Cup, or reached the semi-finals by beating Spain. Paraguay lost, but Larissa still delivered, posing nude in front of a Paraguayan flag (below, right). It seemed to serve a point, because later that year, she also did a nude pictorial for the September 2010 issue of Playboy Brazil. And if it ain’t broke don’t fix it. In 2011, Larissa, did it again, offering to pose nude if Paraguay won the 2011 Copa América. They lost, but she wasn’t as forgiving that time around. But now in 2017, during an interview on Univision, someone asked Larissa if she would strip if Chiapas reach the final. Cause why the fuck not, Larissa said, “I think the idea of a double would be a good one. After all, a championship winning performance needs a lot of effort from everybody. Hopefully it might even stimulate the right people to do their best.” And she added, “Maybe I would do it with Johnny [her boyfriend], so that women would be able to enjoy him and men would be able to enjoy Larissa.” So if you follow Chiapas, let us know. We’ve seen Larissa naked a lot already (just Google her name), so this ain’t all that much of a reward, but that don’t mean we won’t look if they make it. Because more nudes are better less.
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Marisa Papen is a Belgium-based model who is high on life or some other chemical substance that we haven’t been able to get our hands on yet (reason number two to go to Belgium). She described her spiritual-like journal like this on her website: “It’s my goal to take you with me to my own world, the ‘Island’ as I’m labeling it. It is a place where people are part of Nature itself, Where they shouldn’t be afraid to express who they really are, Where they stay true to their own instinct, Where you can be authentic pure, and uncorrupted by society. Basically a naked form of freedom where masks are torn off and thrown in the ocean. My method to show you what my ‘Island’ is all about is showing you throughout my series of pictures, my videoclips and of course my Stories. This is just the beginning.” We take away from that that Marisa gets naked a lot and she’s very happy about it. We are too, coincidentally. She recently shot nude for C-Heads magazine, furthering her journey. We are just waiting on cheap flights to Belgium.
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Daria Avdienko has lurked in the background of a heavily fashion focused modeling career. She recently stepped out from behind fashion to much larger publicity with a nude lingerie shoot with Christopher Von Steinbach. As far we can tell, this is a first nude series for Daria, who has been heavily runway and fashion focused. Going nude did wonders for Emily Ratajkowski, hopefully it will do the same for Daria.
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Ivy Nirvana is an L.A-based “Bondage Barbie.” We happened upon her Vimeo video with Rico J Coria, and we thought, damn that’s hot. So why not share? We could only find Ivy’s Instagram page, which is relatively new, only a couple months old. So it appears Ivy is new to the game, but already making hot nude videos with dirty polaroids. We see a bright future for Ivy.
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Danish model Maja Krag, 21, is one of the hottest models this century’s seen. She responded to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition 2017 casting call, so hopefully we’ll see more of her there. What makes Maja even more exceptional, other than the fact that she is uniquely beautiful, in an Angelina Jolie and Cindy Crawford sort of way (two women to whom she’s been frequently compared), Maja is open to posing nude, like she did for S magazine a little more than a year ago. For some reason the pictures are circulating the Blogosphere again. We’ve never seen a fanny pack look this good.
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Life as a model ain’t easy. Like anyone with a public profile you are judged. Actors are judged on their acting. Football players on their game. Models on their body. It ain’t unfair, that’s just the business when your business is selling your body. Kera Lester was nude recently in a shoot, and in our minds, looking amazing. Well, not everyone thought so and Kera took to Instagram to respond. She posted one of her pictures on Instagram, saying, “Today a guy told me I wasn’t attractive to him because I don’t have “enough curves” and I need to eat a sandwich… What is this whole ‘real women have curves’ movement?? Real women are fat. And thin. And both, and neither, and otherwise. So to everyone out there who forgot to remind yourself today – Your butt is perfect. Your smile lights up the room. Your mind is insanely cool. You are way more than enough. AND you are doing an amazing job at life! Always remember to love yourself in a world that’s constantly telling you not to.” We can’t really join the every body is okay message. Modern science says otherwise. There is such a thing as healthy and unhealthy. And we can’t really join the every body is beautiful movement either. Cause some people are butt ugly. The same way some people are short, some people are bald. And some people are dumber than a box of rocks. But we don’t think Kera has to worry. Eat a sandwich or not, we are happy.
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Hey India, it’s ya birthday, shake ya booty, get naked. India took that sentiment to heart yesterday and posted nude pictures of herself on her Instagram page. The reality celebrity, from The Westbrooks turned 21, and celebrated it in style. Along with her nudes, she said, “How I came into this world: It wasn’t easy embracing big ass boobs at a young age while everyone around me wasn’t even developed yet. Ive always been so hard on myself for not having hips, or enough ass just because of the picture this generation paints of us Women. I’m now so proud to say that everything I’m not, Made me everything I am. I love me, with all of me. Being a Bold Confident Woman speaks Volumes in my life & it keeps my crown on straight & tight. #sorrynotsorry if this posts offends you. I can only be ME. forever.” And yadda, yadda, yadda, India’s naked on Instagram.
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Reporting Kate Moss, 43, is naked is like reporting water is wet. Kate is always naked. Always. Always includes the March issue of W magazine. Kate said in the magazine, “From the beginning, photographers always got me to take my clothes off, even though I don’t like my body at all. I just had to get comfortable with being naked.” Like we said, always. Actresses Jessica Chastain and Taraji P. Henson, singer Jennifer Lopez and designer Donatella Versace also appeared in the magazine with Kate, but the photographer found it a little harder to get any of them to take off their clothes too.
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