Pornhub is helping you “cover up your goodies,” while still being able to post those nude pictures you just can’t resist sharing on social media. It is introducing TrickPics, “the world’s first augmented reality filters for your naught bits.” Basically what that means is that you upload your pictures to the app, apply a filter that covers your nipples, pussy, dick, asshole, etc. (according to Pornhub, “your northern regions or south of the border”), and then it saves to your phone, not to the app. And then share until your heart is content.
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Margaux Legrand, 22, was booted from the Miss France competition and stripped of her title as Miss Centre-Val-de-Loire, after someone anonymously sent topless pictures of Margaux to competition judges. Margaux said that the photos were taken early in her career almost four years ago, when she was trying to put together a modeling portfolio. But it didn’t matter to the competition, she was ejected and banned. Margaux isn’t ashamed, however. She posted the pictures to her Facebook page and said, “I’ve had a lot of support since sharing the true story with the media, but I’ve also had a lot of disrespectful comments, with some people even calling me a ‘whore.’” She added, “These messages have been hurtful and inappropriate. We shouldn’t be associating nudity with eroticism or vulgarity anyway, but with freedom.” We think this whole affair is much ado about nothing, the “topless” pictures were topless but covered and hardly seem the stuff of disqualification. And here we thought the French were much more liberal about such things. Guess not.
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Miss Universe Australia Caris Tiivel’s nude pictures surfaced right after she was recently crowned, but times have changed, and she will not lose her title because of them. According to Miss Universe Australia director Troy Barbagallo, the pageant was aware of the pictures and they felt they were artistic and so not disqualifying. “The photos are different than a men’s magazine,” he said. “The past is the past. It’s 2016 and partial nudity is not a problem. From what I understand they are beautiful not tasteless.” He reiterated that contestants are heavily vetted by pageant officials before they enter the competition. “A discussion was had and it was decided there was nothing prior or in future that brings pageant in disrepute.” Caris hasn’t talked publicly about the pictures, but recently posted a picture of herself with previous pageant winners saying, “I have some very big shoes to fill.” At times like these, we can only make sense of the world by quoting Pootie Tang, Caris, “you’re a baddy daddy lama tai tebby chai!”
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No sooner than Usain Bolt beat the world’s best in the 100 meters at the Rio Olympics, maintaining his title as fastest man in the world, he was out fucking Brazilian groupies. It is not clear how many groupies Usain fucked, but he is fast enough to get through plenty. One groupie, 20-year-old Jady Duarte (the widow of one of Rio’s most notorious drugs lords, Douglas Donato Pereira, also known as Dina Terror, the former drugs lord of a favela called Faz Quem Quer, who wasmgunned down in March after being accused of torturing and murdering two other young women), took pictures, while Usain smiled. He’s engaged to Kasi Bennett, by the way. Somehow the pictures went viral. In our minds, this seems a clear cut case of the groupie, with proof in hand, put Usain on blast on social media. But she’s saying she’s embarrassed by the attention. In explaining the situation, Jady said Usain was at All In, a club in the Barra de Tijuca suburb of Rio, where she was also. “He sent security to call me, talk quickly. But at the time I did not even know it was him, because they were like many Jamaicans.” But that’s all she was willing to disclose. About the trist, Jady said, “It’s very negative. I never wanted to be famous, I’m dying of shame. It was not a big deal. It was normal.” Whatever that means. She added, “I’d rather not talk about it to not complicate it.” Usain hasn’t said anything but his last tweet before leaving Brazil was, “We came, we saw, we conquered. Rio I have endless love for you.” Came, he did, we suspect many times.
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It has been a while since singer Aubrey O’Day has been nude, the last time back in 2009, and unfortunately we can’t report anything has changed. Aubrey has been posting sexy pictures on Instagram but every teenage girl under 150lbs is doing that these days, and some girls well over 150lbs (mostly in the South). But that doesn’t make Aubrey’s pictures any less sexy. We haven’t had much to say about Aubrey on the blog, cause as we’ve said, she hasn’t had much to talk about as of late. But posting sexy pokies pics is a start. Sometimes a little encouragement is all some celebrities ned to get back in the saddle.
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PATRICIA PEREZ-GONZALEZ CHARGED IN IDENTITY THEFT SCHEME, AND SHE CAN HAVE OUR SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBERS ANY DAY
Patricia Perez-Gonzalez’s Instagram is no longer active now that she’s been charged with a slew of crimes after she got busted with her boyfriend Alberto Companioni and others, for “allegedly” opening 40 American Express Platinum cards using stolen personal information, according to the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office. The identify theft ring is said to have racked up $2 million in fraudulent charges to bankroll lavish trips, luxury cars and fancy shopping sprees. Patricia is said to have frequently submitted scantily clad pics of herself to Maxim magazine’s Twitter feed #HotPicAtNoon! Once we can find it, she’ll definitely be a dead ringer for hottest mug shot of the year. As of now, Patricia and her boyfriend were arraigned on charges of grand larceny and identity theft. And they’re being held on $500,000 bond. “Across the country, the defendants spared no expense while enjoying the use of credits cards opened in their victims’ names and inflicting damage on their credit,” said district attorney Cyrus Vance Jr. The ring operated like this: after creating false AMEX platinum cards, the cards were mailed to vacant homes across the country where the couple or their cohorts spent the fuck out of the cards over a two-year period. Sadly, the ring mostly targeted the elderly, officials said. Patricia often resold the purchases through her online clothing shop, “Le Fashion Wheels,” according to the District Attorney’s office.
This is a prime example of how hot girls can get away with just about anything. Even now, we want to give our social security numbers to Patricia. Wait, here’s one, Jeff Habersham’s SSN is 432-37-1982. Please, Patricia, rack up a huge bill, sell it on “Le Fashion Wheels,” just post more hot fucking Instagram pics. (Okay, that was bullshit, no Jeff Habersham is part of our editorial staff, and we don’t know what the fuck Jeff Habersham’s real social security number is, if he even exists at all, we just want Patricia to keep posting hot pics.)
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We haven’t covered Laura Cremaschi in some time, and we wanted to give her some play, as we always enjoy her bikini porn. She was recently playing in the sun, and sand, in Miami, and offered up these great shots.
Mary Ann, an Oklahoma City prostitute and self-described “Happiness Consultant,” has raised some tough questions for UPS. She posted a selfie in a UPS shirt in the back of a truck, with her tits out, of course. She said in a post with the picture, “Look at my naughty time from yesterday…. hehehe.” Mary Ann is really Tiffany Hawkins, a 38 year-old from Chickasha (a.k.a. Tiffany Cums), according to JohnTV.com, a website devoted to “exposing prostitution” in Oklahoma City. She’s been previously charged with prostitution, and is still on probation, which is why the UPS pictures have been quickly taken down, along with her website. But her profile on www.eecie.net remains. She says, “I offer a full menu, from DFK [deep french kissing], CIM [cum in mouth], to Greek [anal sex]. I am here only because I truly enjoy being here. When the donation is already sat at the right rate, and with a weekly discount for my Fun Fridays, I know we can have a lot of fun! What I enjoy is full GFE [girl friend experience (a.k.a sex)] with just enough PSE [porn star experience] to make things exciting. … I am not model material… I am a MILF [mother i’d like to fuck] with some ‘baby damage’, but I am a confidant woman who just loves to play… with a great attitude, and some mad skills, you will not be disappointed.”
It appears her UPS John was not disappointed, as he shared his shirt and let Mary Ann take pictures in his truck. In a follow-up post to her original UPS preview, Mary Ann said “I’m posting the UPS BBBJCOF pics on my members site today…. It was a lot of fun, looking foward to more fun! “BBBJCOF” means Bare Back Blow Job, Cum On Face. So they obviously had a great time. But the driver who engaged Mary Ann’s happiness consultant services should be on the lookout. UPS is investigating, and says it will fire the driver. “It disrespects UPS drivers and customers. This is not behavior we would ever condone for anyone, let alone for our company. We want to assure other drivers and our customers that this will be fully investigated,” a UPS representative Susan Rosenberg said. We could only find the edited picture, but Mary Ann was nice enough to leave in another thread a topless picture of herself that she had shared previously, so you get the idea.
Beyonce gave quite a performance for the halftime in yesterday’s NFL Super Bowl. For Destiny’s Child fans, there was a reunion on stage, as Michelle and Kelly made appearances. Jay-Z did not take the stage, however, which would have made for a better musical performance. But most people aren’t talking about the music today, they are talking about the wardrobe. No, there was no wardrobe malfunction. There was no need…. Beyonce wore (or didn’t wear, depending on your view) a skimpy, leather outfit, tight, black, with plenty of skin on display. It was probably the most erotic Superbowl performance of all time. Looks like Beyonce took Bonnie Raitt’s advice and gave us something to talk about…(thought it wasn’t love).
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