We have no idea what society has come to. There is just no respect anymore, not even for revered institutions like the Office of the First Lady. Who hates on a First Lady? And at a point when we have the sexiest First Lady ever, who posed nude, why all the hate? Well, perhaps because her husband, President Donald Trump inspires it. Like today. Snoop Dog made a video shooting a Donald Trump look-a-like in the head. It was probably over the line. Again, no respect. But it ain’t like Donald is all that respectful himself. So if you can’t take it, don’t dish it out. And it’s Snoop Dogg, so no harm, no foul, and it was funny. So Donald Trump being Donald Trump, did what Donald Trump ordinarily does: he tweeted. The president said, “Can you imagine what the outcry would be if @SnoopDogg, failing career and all, had aimed and fired the gun at President Obama? Jail time!” And then Lil Bow Bow of all people jumped into the beef to say, “Ayo @realDonaldTrump shut your punk ass up talking shit about my uncle @SnoopDogg before we pimp your wife and make her work for us.” Snoop is at least really fucking funny when he does something. We can’t say as much for Bow Wow. And still we continue to empathize with our favorite naked First Lady.
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We all know that the president of the United States has said some things that were a few notches short of hitting the politically correct benchmark. Some of it was downright lewd. Grab ’em by the pussy comes to mind. But when you put all the un-P.C. things he’s said together and compare them against a few select porn quotes, asking New Yorkers if you can tell the different, it gets pretty shameful. But the silver lining is, against the president, everyone can stand a little bit taller and more respectable. Cause who among us has ever mocked a disabled guy in public? (We know a large number of you have done it is public.) That’s pretty bad.
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Valentine’s Day is tomorrow. If you haven’t figured out the right way to tell someone how much you love them, perhaps president Donald Trump can help. Valentine’s Day cards featuring parodies of some of the president’s most famous lines from his unconventional campaign have been circulating the Internet. Here is a sample of some of the best from a collection we found. You know there had to be a pussy one. (We do not advise you to give this to someone, unless you are both die-hard Trump fans and you get a hard on or lady wood at just the sight of the man. But it’s a free country, right? Well, not if your an immigrant, Muslim, or a woman not willing to have her pussy grabbed at random by celebrities (but what woman doesn’t want that?))
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The person who had the idea that bare asses are a powerful form of political protest is a genius. As much so as the women of FEMEN, who figured out that bare breasts are even more powerful. And once people starting figuring that out, you get things like #RumpsAgainstTrump, a growing movement to get the president to release his taxes. They have a Facebook page, which promotes an upcoming protest in front of the Trump building in Chicago, on February 12, 2017, and an Instagram page dedicated to eager protesters who’ve already went to the building to bare their asses in protest. Here’s what the protest is about according to their Facebook page: “S#!TSHOW Presents: Operation ‘Kiss Our Asses, Release Your Taxes!’ In 2006, a Maryland state circuit court determined that mooning is a form of artistic expression protected by the First Amendment as a form of speech. Donald Trump doesn’t think the American people want to see his tax returns, so let’s show him that we do in the classiest way possible! Meet at 3:30 PM at Trump Tower, right in front by the riverside. At the crack of 4:00 PM (pun intended), we’ll pull down our pants for a whole 10 seconds and send a powerful message to the Washington elites.” A powerful message, indeed. This is “to be continued” until next Sunday.
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By now you all know that our current president once said, as a celebrity, you can do anything to women, you can “grab ’em by the pussy,” whatever. It has sparked a lot of pussy protesters. Pussy has now become a powerful political term. Bill Maher decided to talk about our president for his pussy comments. But that turned out to be a bad idea, because he then got outed by porn star Jenna Jameson. Jenna said, “Just watched @billmaher for shits and giggles. You rail Trump about his grabbing pussy statement? lol I’ve seen you at the PB mansion,”, “Lol trust in fact, I saw his behavior… he fits right in with us ‘pussy grabbers,'” and “My point is that he can’t be shocked at Trumps comments many years ago, when he is truly the deplorable one.” Damn, looks like Jenna’s got Bill by the pussy.
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DONALD TRUMP IS NOW PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, AND WE SEE A WHOLE LOT MORE MELANIA TRUMP PORN COMING
Donald J. Trump is officially the 45th president of the United States. He is now the leader of the free world, after having taken the oath of office at his inauguration this afternoon, with the world cautiously watching and hanging on his every word. While they were hanging on his words, most of the watching was on the new first lady, Melania Trump, 46. We have all seen her naked. And as the inauguration has approached, we’ve started to see an explosion of Melania Trump porn. We suspect it will only continue as porn takes an increasing interest in the new president and the new hot as fuck first lady. She’s probably the hottest first lady ever. Slovenia should be proud today. So the rise in porn parody is not a surprise. Take this picture, one of our favorites. The original picture is of porn legend Lisa Ann. Someone superimposed the first lady’s face on it, to great effect. Yeah, we see a lot more coming.
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By now you’ve probably heard a few things about the president-elect Donald Trump and Russia. The current administration believes that Russia interfered in the election on Donald’s behalf, though won’t go so far as saying that Russia gave Donald the election. Donald and Russian president Vladimir Putin have a cozy relationship that makes most people uncomfortable. And, as of late, that Donald likes prostitutes to pee on his bed, a golden shower fetish. It is not clear if that last one is true or not, so far we have not seen the alleged sex tape that a former British intelligence official claimed exists. Vladimir confirmed the second thing, coming to the defense of Donald about Urination-Gate. “People who order fakes of the type now circulating against the U.S. president-elect, who concoct them and use them in a political battle, are worse than prostitutes because they don’t have any moral boundaries at all. … It highlights a significant degree of degradation of political elites in the West, including in the United States,” Vladimir said, according to Bloomberg. And then we went on to say, after dismissing the allegations against Donald (that he hired Russian prostitutes to pee on a bed while he was in Moscow), “they are of course also the best in the world. But I doubt Trump took that bait.” Wait, how does Vladimir know? Sounds like he’s taken the bait, and sampled Russian prostitutes himself, cause they are “the best in the world” is a pretty strong endorsement. We can’t say about the Russian prostitutes, we aren’t as experienced as Vladimir, but the nude models are pretty hot.
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The president of Bolivia, Evo Morales, 57, loves porn. We all now know this because the leader of Bolivia (since 2006) was in a session with lawyers from the International court of Justice. As he was sitting at the table, his mobile device started playing sounds of a woman moaning with pleasure. It was clearly porn. He then fumbled with the phone before it fell to the floor, causing him to jump out of his seat to get it from the floor, all while the woman on his phone continued to moan. People in the room laughed it off. The world now knows that Evo is a certified pervert (aren’t we all though?). But in his defense, he is single. He has three children with three different mothers. And with the pressures of being the president of a little known South American nation, who wouldn’t need a little porn to get you through the day?
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WHAT PORN STARS WOULD DO IF THEY WERE PRESIDENT, AND WE MAY NOT BE FAR FROM ELECTING A PORN STAR, SO LISTEN UP
We elected a reality television star president of the United States. He is supposedly a successful businessman too, but since we haven’t seen his taxes or any real financial disclosure, who the fuck knows? All we know from the taxes that came out during the election, is that president-elect Donald Trump lost almost $1 billion. We have previously elected a Hollywood actor (Rondal Reagan). So we probably aren’t too far from electing a porn star. WoodRockect.com asked porn stars Leya Falcon, Cassandra Cain, Mocha Menage, Aubrey Sinclair, Riley Reyes, Rizzo Ford, Bella Doll, Bobbi Dylan, Alison Rey, Georgia Jones, and Harmony Cage, “If you were president, what would you do?” You may want to listen up.
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REMINDING MILLENNIALS THAT BILL CLINTON WAS A HORN DOG BACK IN THE DAY (THAT’S WHAT THEY CALLED SEXUAL PREDATORS IN THE SOUTH)
Millennials probably don’t remember the impeachment trial of William Jefferson Clinton way back before the turn of the millennium. But there was a time when the governor of Arkansas, who later became the president of the United States, fucked everything that moved. He fucked everybody. EV-E-RY-BODY. And since this presidential cycle is all about who supports women, and who has sexually assaulted more women, it is a mad race between Donald Trump and Bill Clinton. There have only been two presidents impeached (Hillary will likely make three soon). And the whole impeachment of Bill was because of two women, one whom Bill allegedly sexually assaulted, who later sued him, Paula Jones. And one who Billy let suck his dong, and then lied about during his deposition in the Paula Jones lawsuit, one Monica Lewinsky. Monica is staying quiet this election cycle. But it seems somebody went to Arkansas and pulled Paula Jones from some Pick-n-Save to talk about the whole sordid affair again. While you may quickly dismiss Paula’s claims as unbelievable based on her looks, like Donald Trump, keep in mind, she probably looked better some 40 years ago when this alleged assault happened, and remember, this was Arkansas, there weren’t a lot of options back then. We don’t see how this will help you decide who to vote for in the upcoming election, but we don’t see how the debates did that either.
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Nicki Minaj has been causing headlines and controversy with her performance at Jay Z’s annual Tidal X concert recently. The hottest part of it all was of course the backstage twerking video she posted to her Instagram page. She also twerked on stage. But Nicki being Nicki, she didn’t just leave it there. She took aim at Melania and Donald Trump, saying, “You niggas are so fucking weak, y’all got the audacity to be intimidated by the bad motherfucking queen and get your motherfuckking feelings hurt. But it’s O-motherfuckking-K, ‘cause Barack needed a Michelle, bitch, and Bill needed a motherfucking Hillary, bitch. You better pray to God you don’t get stuck with a motherfuckking Melania. You niggas want brainless bitches? To stroke your motherfucking egos? Well, fuck you, niggas.” Isn’t hat what every man wants? Brainless bitches to stroke his…..ego.
In a consistent theme, she had hard words for Kanye West too, in a Marie Claire magazine interview, in which she talked about inequality. As for Kanye, and his song, “Gold Digger,” Nicki said she was “so tired” of black women’s fears that their men will leave them for white women once they get rich. “It wasn’t funny when Kanye said, ‘When he get on, he’ll leave your ass for a white girl,’ and Kanye happens to be with a white girl now,” she said, referring to Kim Kardashian. “It wasn’t funny when it said it; it was the fucking truth.” Need you more proof that all men want is a brainless bitch to stroke his ego? Kanye West for President!
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Russia banned the largest porn pirates on the Internet, Pornhub (and YouPorn). So no free porn in Russia. You gotta pay for your porn in Russia. It was part of a move by Russia’s media watchdog, Roskomnadzor. Now if you try to access Pornhub or YouPorn in Russia, it redirects to a message saying they have been blocked “by decision of public authorities”. In 2015, Russia banned 11 popular pornography websites, saying they failed to protect children “from information harmful to their health”. The additional bans were part of an effort to follow up on decisions in two separate court rulings that said the two websites, including Pornhub, “spread pornography”. While sexually explicit content is not banned in Russia, the law bans “the illegal production, dissemination and advertisement of pornographic materials and objects”. Roskomnadzor has a blacklist of thousands of porn websites.
In light of the decision, Pornhub began trolling Roskomnadzor, saying on Twitter, “@roscomnadzor if we give you guys a Pornhub Premium account, will you un ban Pornhub in Russia?.” Roscomnadzor promptly responded: “@Pornhub sorry, we are not in the market and the demography is not a commodity.” So Pornhub appealed to the President of the United States: “@BarackObama please pardon @Snowden. Russia just blocked http://Pornhub.com , he needs out ASAP!” No response as of yet from the White House. But all is not lost. Apparently the .ru domain for Pornhub is still accessible, but who knows for how long, after Pornhub announced, “To our Russian friends: http://www.pornhub.ru is not blocked / Всем нашим Русским друзьям http://www.pornhub.ru незаблокированный”. It may only be a matter of time.
Roscomnadzor is known for responding to trolls. Following the 2015 ban, one woman asked Roskomnadzor on Twitter for an alternative to porn. it replied: “You can meet someone in real life.” On Tuesday, it said its earlier tweet was “still relevant.”
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Hillary, Hillary, no one wants to see you naked. But somehow Hillary believes she’s “Exhibit A” for “revenge porn,” and she’s vowing change. At a town hall event in Los Angeles, Hillary Clinton discussed revenge porn, calling herself “Exhibit A,” without explanation, but said, “I’ll do everything I can as president to figure out how we can give victims like you tools and protect yourself and others,” in response to a question about revenge porn. “I’ll look to all of you — bullying online, revenge porn, cyber-stalking — all too common, ruins lives, leads people to lose confidence, depression, suicide.” We agree. Totally agree. Porn is about consent, event consent to nonconsensual acts, if we’re talking submission and bondage, and even then, there’s still always a safe word. Consent is in there somewhere. But where we part ways with Hillary Clinton is what the fuck is she talking about that she’s “Exhibit A.” We did a Google search of “Hillary Clinton nude” and “Hillary Clinton porn” and it is not pretty. There are no actual nude images of Hillary that we know of, they are mostly superimposed photos of her head on nude bodies that frankly we suspect look better than her actual body. And even then it is still a gruesome sight to take it all in. If Hillary can wipe the Internet clean of that God awful display (and wipe our memories while she’s at it), we would all gladly vote for her — twice. But “Exhibit A” for “revenge porn,” we think not. Revenge porn is nude pictures that people actually want to see.
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We return to President John Fitzgerald Kennedy, because one, we can’t stand out current presidential options, and two, as we looked more, we came to the conclusion that JFK probably had a sex addition, like he would fuck anything. He fucked strippers, actresses, interns, secretaries and even prostitutes. He was famous for saying, “If I don’t have sex every day, I get a headache.” It is hard to know how many women JFK fucked in office, but an unofficial list would include Marlene Dietrich, Mimi Alford, Marilyn Monroe, Judith Campbell Exner, Angie Dickinson, Ellen Rometsch, Mary Pinchot Meyer, Blaze Starr, Pamela Turnure, Gunilla Von Post, Gene Tierney, Priscilla Wear and Jill Cowen. Mimi Alford was a White House intern who was just 19 at the time (Bill Clinton would of course follow in JKF’s footsteps on that one). JKF was rumored to have had an 18 month relationship with Mimi, but then moved on. Ellen Rometsch was said to have attended secret naked pool parties at the White House and would routinely visit for “quickies” with JFK. Priscilla Wear and Jill Cowen were secretaries, both who didn’t work very hard and reportedly left work frequently to skinny-dip in the pool with JFK and would go back to their stations with wet hair. Pamela Turnure was Jackie Kennedy’s press secretary, who would reportedly spend nights with the president when Jackie was away.
And while you might think the best was Marilyn Monroe, our favorite is Blaze Starr, a stripper. The famed burlesque dancer was said to have met JFK in 1954, when he was a congressman, at the Maryland strip club Crossroads. On a publicity tour for the movie “Blaze,” in 1989, Blaze said JFK’s sexual performance as “very quick and very wild,” but added that “he knew exactly what he was doin’ with girls, so it didn’t take him long. No, that bad back didn’t faze him.” She was invited to the White House in 1962, but said she was literally presidential cock blocked by the Cuban Missile Crisis: “My one big chance for the Lincoln Room, and I didn’t get it.” JFK was not alone in being a president philanderer, there were many, but JFK definitely took the title to new heights.
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President John F. Kennedy was a pimp. He told the Russians to keep their god damned missiles out of Cuba. He put a man on the moon. And we was pimpin’ bitches left and right. Back then, they were mistresses. Who knows how many JFK had. He was rumored to have even fucked Marilyn Monroe, and more. A letter to one of his mistresses (there were no texts back then), believed to be Mary Meyer, the wife of CIA agent, is now on auction with RR Auction online, and expected to get over $30,000. In the four-page letter, dated back in October 1963, JFK wrote on White House stationary (it is missing the tops of the official letterhead, but when held to the light, the faded presidential seal watermarks are said to be visible), “Why don’t you leave suburbia for once — come and see me — either here — or at the Cape next week or in Boston the 19th. I know it is unwise, irrational, and that you may hate it — on the other hand you may not — and I will love it. You say that it is good for me not to get what I want. After all of these years — you should give me a more loving answer than that. Why don’t you just say yes?” The letter was never mailed, but JFK’s personal secretary, Evelyn Lincoln, saved it in her collection of memorabilia. The authenticity of the letter was confirmed by handwriting tests, and historical records indicated JFK was in Boston on October 19 for a Democratic Party fundraiser. That is some historical booty call memorabilia. But would you pay $30,000 for it?
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Not everyone likes Donald Trump, but there are a lot of people voting for him. Get ready, we predict a President Donald Trump. You heard it hear first. We said it. (Donald Trump may have said it first, but even he couldn’t have taken his campaign seriously until recently in the last several months as Republicans imploded one by one until he was the last man standing.) Donald Trump’s campaign has electrified Republican voters and Democratic protestors. Young women are taking off their tops to take on the Donald, with slogans of “Dump Trump,” “Fuck Trump” and our personal favorite, “Make love, not a wall, we want equal rights for all.” They received recent attention not so much for their campaign, but for Trump supporters’ reaction to them.
We all know now that Trump supporters are, let’s say, enthusiastic about their candidate. So at a recent rally, according to the Free The Nipple Instagram Trump supporters, believed to be men in their 50s, branded topless female protesters sluts, disappointments, embarrassments and daddy issue girls. And, one “enthusiastic” teenage Trump supporter picked up money that had been offered to the women for lap dances, and threw it in their faces to applause. The #FreeTheNipple protestors posted: “This experience shows the true colors of trump supporters. But besides these experiences, there was also a lot of love. People constantly telling us we were courageous, brave, and what the world needed. We were hugged, people joined us, and we laughed endlessly. I left this protest feeling empowered, which goes to show hatred does nothing to those who just want love.” We have no doubt the topless women received lots of “hugs.”
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