PORN STARS ANGELINA CASTRO AND MAGGIE GREEN NOW OFFERING CONSOLATION BLOWJOBS TO EASE THE PAIN OF THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION RESULTS
Porn stars Angelina Castro and Maggie Green promised to give all their Twitter followers blowjobs if Hillary Clinton won the election. Hillary failed. So sadly no mass blowjobs (affectionately known as a “blowbang”) are going out from #TeamBJ this year. But the porn stars would not be denied their opportunity to blow some random fans. Now as a consolation, they are offering blowjobs, but only two, one to a Trump voter and one to an anyone-but-Trump voter (meaning you could have thrown away your vote on Gary Johnson or Jill Stein, or some other nobody candidate or write-in and still get a blowjob). To qualify, fans must follow both Angelina Castro and Maggie Green on Twitter, must have voted and must tweet the girls telling why they should be selected for a blowjob. The girls will reveal the lucky blowjobees on TeamBJ.com.
Reacting to the election, Angelina said, “I was really shocked when Trump won the election. Maggie and I absolutely planned on giving all our followers BJs if he lost. The country is completely divided. What better way to bring everyone together than with a BJ to both sides. I think we can bring even the most ardent Trump and Clinton supporters together with a BJ. I guarantee they won’t leave angry.” She added, however, “I am a citizen but Trump still might deport me when he gets in office for being too Cuban…. Hopefully he doesn’t revoke my papers by executive order!” Maggie said, “I was on the edge of my seat election night and was super bummed when Trump won. Our followers were incredibly disappointed. We still want to put a smile on the voters’ faces. There’s so much division in the country it would be nice to see people who don’t see eye to eye… get off together.” Angelina and Maggie explained further in this video:
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Add Jennifer Lopez to the list of celebrity offering their body for Hillary Clinton. Jennifer was in Miami, Florida on Saturday at a rally to perform and formally endorse Hillary Clinton for president. “Now I’m getting excited,” Jennifer yelled to the crowd. “Because we about to have… our first woman president!” She then performed “Respect” and “Let’s Get Loud,” pushing out and shaking her ass for the presidential candidate. “You know we’re at a crossroads,” she said. “And we have to take the right road to the future. And we have the perfect person to take us there, and it is my honor to introduce you to her tonight.” Jennifer then introduced Clinton as “the next and first female president of the United States.” That is, until the FBI and Department of Justice arrest Hillary and indict her over her email server scandal. It will have been good while it lasted. But it’s not a Clinton presidency if it doesn’t end in impeachment.
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#TEAMBJ IS BACK, PORN STARS ANGELINA CASTRO AND MAGGIE GREEN PROMISING BLOWJOBS TO VOTE AGAINST TRUMP
With the presidential election polls tightening, two porn stars are putting their blowjob skills behind Hillary Clinton. Angelina Castro and Maggie Green promised to give blowjobs to any of their Twitter followers who vote against Donald Trump, if Hillary Clinton wins. Angelina currently has 209,000 followers and Maggie Green has 78,000 followers. So that’s a lot of blowjobs coming, if Hillary wins. The #TeamBJ hashtag and porn star blowjob offer isn’t new, and Angelina has done it before with Sara Jay for the Miami Heat in the NBA finals, among other porn stars. But before, the blowjobs were pegged to sports teams winning championships. This is the first blowjob offer to buy votes for a presidential election (which is a bit questionable, we think, under election laws).
About this new #TeamBJ offer, Angelina said, “#TeamBJ is one of the highlights of my career. It was a thrill to see all my followers go literally nuts. Anyone who follows my social media knows I am not a big fan of Trump. He’s against us ‘nasty women’ and isn’t exactly friendly to the Spanish community. I thought it would be fun to take what has been a divisive election and put smiles on people’s faces. The elections suck. What better way to bring the country back together than BJs?! As Trump would say, ‘Believe me … this will be huuuuuge.'” Maggie Green added, “This is my first-ever #TeamBJ so I have no idea what to expect. I am nervous and excited at the same time. I can’t believe Trump will win the election so follow me on Twitter… it will give you something else to think about when you are casting your ballot for president this year!” Angelina joked, ”A vote against Trump is a vote for BJs. It’s a win-win and might help stimulate the economy.”
Details on how to cash in after voting (and Hillary winning) are expected to be posted on www.TeamBJ.com three days after Election Day (November 8). The blowjob duo said they are tentatively planning to deliver all those blowjobs on Inauguration Day.
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Russian band Pussy Riot released a video called “Make America Great Again,” a view of what America would look like if Donald Trump wins the presidential election. We don’t really know how the world will change under Donald Trump, but Pussy Riot seems to think it is a world with no fat piggy women, where women have big tits and asses like Kim Kardashian. We don’t exactly see the harm there, but Nadezhda Tolokonnikova of Pussy Riot said to TIME, “The point was to show that Trump’s words are not just words. Those words lead to violence, which is why they were burned into my body.” It’s catchy, it’s NSFW, so we’re good with it either way.
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While Donald Trump has his detractors, he has his supporters too. Even though his “grab em’ by the pussy” comment over a decade ago has been a rallying cry for Hillary Clinton and her supporters, a number of women have come to Donald Trump’s aid, including porn star Jenna Jameson. Jenna went on a Twitter crusade last night following the debates. In response to a fan who said, “I love you, but I also believe #trump would call you names after you told him no and we’re vocal about it. He’s awful,” Jenna said, “Absolutely untrue. I know Me. Trump, and he’s never been anything but kind and respectful to me.” She added, “I believe the media exploits stories … the presidency needs to be taken out of the hands of the current corruption.” and about the presidential debate said, “Powerful debate… I think it’s sad the media will now fixate on something that has no real bearing on our real issues at hand.” As to Hillary Clinton and her much touted foreign policy experience, Jenna said, “Hillary’s blatant disregard for ethics and her inability to be truthful to the American people scares me when it comes to foreign policy.” Jenna summed it all up by saying, “you’d thing these soft ass lefties would know by now, I’m not to be fucked with.” While Madonna might be giving blowjobs for Hillary, we take Jenna Jameson any day of the week. It’s not even a contest.
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We reported on the naked Donald Trump statue a couple months ago. Now there’s a naked Hillary Clinton statue recently erected in New York. Hillary’s statue appeared in lower Manhattan during rush hour yesterday morning, a few steps away from Wall Street’s famous Charging Bull sculpture and the entrance to the Bowling Green subway station. It quickly attracted a crowd. Some wanted pictures, as happened with the naked Donald Trump. But some were outraged. The statute depicted Hillary Clinton naked with hoofed feet. A video from the New York Daily News showed a confrontational crowd three hours after the statue made its appearance and woman angered by the statue toppling it to the ground. The artist, 27-year-old Anthony Scioli, tried to save his work, but the woman sat on the statue to prevent him from erecting it again. The statue was then quickly removed before police arrived at the scene.
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Just when you thought the presidential election couldn’t descend to a new low, it has. Larry Flynt has jumped in. He’s a democrat. And he’s ready to put money down for the tape that puts the final nail in Donald Trump’s presidential campaign. While we are perfectly willing to let Donald self-implode all by himself, a skill for which he has shown exceptional aptitude, Larry’s not taking any changes. He’s offered $1 million to any person who can deliver. He has a website, www.thedonaldtapes.com to field submissions. He is seeking “verifiable video footage or audio recordings for use prior to the November 8 election clearly showing Donald Trump engaging in illegal activity or acting in a sexually demeaning or derogatory manner.” As for his reasons, Larry said, “I have always celebrated women. Women in all shapes and sizes. To treat a woman like Mr. Trump himself has is both disappointing and unbelievable, especially coming from someone who wants to be our President.” The website adds, “Mr. Flynt continues to be appalled by the hypocrisy of our elected officials who dictate how the American people should live their lives behind closed doors while themselves engaging in the variety of activities they publicly condemn. Mr. Trump claims that ‘nobody has more respect for women than me’ despite tremendous amounts of evidence to the contrary. Mr. Flynt has made it his mission to call these hypocrites out and provide the public with as much information about their indiscretions as possible.” We’re all for hypocrite shaming, so if you have a Trump tape and you want to make $1 million (though we think Donald Trump might pay you more for it), you may want to take Larry up on his offer.
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IF IT WERE 1916, TRUMP WOULD BE KILLING CLINTON (CAUSE WOMEN COULDN’T VOTE BACK WHEN AMERICA WAS GREAT)
Now we know why Donald Trump wants to “Make America Great Again.” He doesn’t want women to vote. Women got the right to vote in 1920. It changed elections forever after. It is probably the deciding factor in this election. If women were not allowed to vote, FiveThirtyEight.com showed that Trump would be winning by a landslide of 350 electoral votes to only 188 for Clinton (you only need 270 to win). Mitt Romney would have beaten Obama for re-election back in 2012 too. But if only women voted, Hillary Clinton would have this election in the bag, if she doesn’t already. The infographics by FiveThirtyEight show that, again, men and women think differently, and dramatically differently about the upcoming election. Regardless if you’re a man or a woman, vote November 8, 2016.
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Donald Trump may be going down in flames over this “grab em by the pussy” remark. Frankly, we’ve said worse. Frankly, we will continue to say worse. We know men, women and transgendered who’ve said worse. Not to mention Bill Clinton who’s done worse. But funny is funny. And Samantha Bee did a pussy roast of the Donald over his pussy comments on her show Full Frontal, and we doubt the pussy comment is going anywhere this election season, much as Donald Trump (and the rest of the nation who has more important things to worry about) would like to. So in case you didn’t get a handful of pussy today, Samantha delivers up pussy and Donald Trump by the pussyload. Poor Billy Bush.
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Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump officially announced that Indiana Governor Mike Pence will be his running mate. And with the announcement, the Trump Pence campaign released a campaign logo, which has turned some heads as being very sexually suggestive and NSFW. There is a “T” for Trump that penetrates a “P” for Pence as part of a flag illustration. Their names are stacked on top of each other below on top of Trump’s slogan, “Make America Great Again.” AS you might have gathered from our word choice it is the penetrating T the hole of the P that has people talking. Florida congressman and Senate candidate Alan Grayson tweeted, “This logo accurately represents what Trump Pence will do to America.” The hashtags #TrumpPence or #TrumpPenceLogo are trending with a lot more adult commentary. An animated .gif version is also trending. We love the version that AVN is hosting on its website:
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Whoever loses the presidential election on Tuesday will have reason to celebrate nonetheless. He will have a great job offer waiting for him. Porn star Asa Akira made an offer to the loser of the election, to help her co-host the porn industry AVN Awards on January 19, 2013, at The Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas. In a recent YouTube video, Asa made this offer: “I’d like to extend a personal invitation to whoever loses the election to come co-host the AVN Awards, perhaps the most coveted job in the entire universe. Barack. Mitt. Please accept my invitation, not only for yourself, but for America…. I’m gonna vote for Mitt, cause I wanna ‘hang’ with Barack, and Michelle can come too, twice.”
So far, neither candidate has said whether he will accept…
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