MICHIGAN COPS ABOUT TO LOSE IMMUNITY FOR FUCKING PROSTITUTES THEY’RE INVESTIGATING, BUT ANYTHING GOES OFF DUTY
Michigan is the last state that still provides immunity to police officers for soliciting prostitutes and engaging in a little sexual intercourse while cracking down on the world’s oldest profession. You gotta collect the evidence, you know. But undercover cops won’t be getting any free games of hide of the salami soon anymore. They will no longer be allowed to have sex with the prostitutes they investigate, under a bill that unanimously passed a Michigan Senate committee Tuesday. “This is as succinctly written as anyone could make it. It eliminates the opportunity for those in undercover law enforcement to engage in sexual intercourse with someone they’re investigating,” said Sen. Judy Emmons, R-Sheridan, who sponsored the bill. “We have the dubious distinction of being the last state in the nation to have this law in our books.” The Senate Judiciary Committee agreed with Chairman Sen. Rick Jones, R-Grand Ledge, who said, “As a former sheriff, no modern-day police department would ever allow this. This makes so much sense.” University of Michigan law professor Bridgette Carr has tried for several years to get the exemption removed, but wasn’t successful until this year when Rep. Gary Glenn, R-Midland, offered to help, introducing a similar bill in the House of Representatives. So far, the House has not voted. So Michigan cops are still immune from prosecution for fucking prostitutes during an investigation, if they wish. But that trick is almost done.
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Apparently, the United States military now frowns on drunken lascivious behavior, including frequenting strip clubs known to house prostitutes. We thought that kind of conduct was just being all you could be, and was part of the whole point of joining the military, to see whorehouses all over the world. We thought wrong. Army Maj. Gen. Ronald Lewis, a three-star general, was recently demoted to only a one-star general in retirement for being all he could be. After an investigation, the military found that he had used a government credit card to spend $1,121.25 at the Candy Bar strip club in South Korea and $1,755.98 at the Cica Cica Boom strip club in Rome, both allegedly are hangouts for local prostitutes. The general said his government card had been stolen, so Citibank forgave the charges in South Korea, but ultimately lying about it is what got him in trouble. Altogether, the Defense Department inspector general said the general misused his government and travel charge card for personal expenses, made false official statements about that misuse, had “improper interactions” with women and was drunk on several occasions. He last served “satisfactorily” as a a brigadier general, the lowest-ranked general in the Army, which is the rank he will now have in retirement after the demotion in rank. Prostitutes at the Cica Cica Boom still are impressed by the one star, so Ronald should be just fine.
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By now you’ve probably heard a few things about the president-elect Donald Trump and Russia. The current administration believes that Russia interfered in the election on Donald’s behalf, though won’t go so far as saying that Russia gave Donald the election. Donald and Russian president Vladimir Putin have a cozy relationship that makes most people uncomfortable. And, as of late, that Donald likes prostitutes to pee on his bed, a golden shower fetish. It is not clear if that last one is true or not, so far we have not seen the alleged sex tape that a former British intelligence official claimed exists. Vladimir confirmed the second thing, coming to the defense of Donald about Urination-Gate. “People who order fakes of the type now circulating against the U.S. president-elect, who concoct them and use them in a political battle, are worse than prostitutes because they don’t have any moral boundaries at all. … It highlights a significant degree of degradation of political elites in the West, including in the United States,” Vladimir said, according to Bloomberg. And then we went on to say, after dismissing the allegations against Donald (that he hired Russian prostitutes to pee on a bed while he was in Moscow), “they are of course also the best in the world. But I doubt Trump took that bait.” Wait, how does Vladimir know? Sounds like he’s taken the bait, and sampled Russian prostitutes himself, cause they are “the best in the world” is a pretty strong endorsement. We can’t say about the Russian prostitutes, we aren’t as experienced as Vladimir, but the nude models are pretty hot.
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This “Optical Illusion” went viral on Imgur, cause unlike the “which color is it” optional illusions, this one has an element of sex. And sex makes it that much more interesting. We all know that prostitutes are basically keeping the hotel business afloat after AirBnB knocked them on their backs. Most people don’t want prostitutes or porn producers in their homes, though it happens on AirBnB. Most hotels welcome the business, while at the same time claiming they know nothing about it. Well, this viral picture from one hotel guest, who posted it and wrote, “[s]aw this optical illusion in my hotel room,” might as well be as close to a confession as you will see from a hotel that it knows who is buttering their bread. Some of you will see a guy reading. Some of you will see a girl kneeling and give a guy a blowjob. Though the quote, Enjoy Peace of Mind” to us makes it clear what the hotel hoped you would see, without posting a big sign “JOHNS AND HOOKERS WELCOME”. Just remember to lock your shit up so she doesn’t steal it. Cause, safety first.
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The head of Backpage.com (notorious for its escort services ads since Craigslist left the business) Carl Ferrer, 55, was arrested in early October in Houston, Texas on charges of pimping and conspiracy in California. California and Texas coordinated to take down the owners and CEO, in this election year, with the ultimate hope of bringing down the website. Like any issue in American society, and American politics, there are two sides, equally outraged: those who oppose prostitution, who come in the name of stopping child prostitution (but actually seek to stop all prostitution) and prostitutes, for whom prostitution pays their bills, and in many cases helps them support their children. A dozen protestors showed up in in San Francisco on Tuesday to protest Carl’s arrest. “Do they really want us back on the streets?” said Maxine Doogan, president of the Erotic Service Providers Legal Education and Research Project, who was at the protest. “When we have these websites, people can discreetly arrange their liaisons. If we don’t have the websites, that means we are going back on the streets.” Another protestor echoed that sentiment, saying that Backpage “gives me a safe place to advertise.” She said she had worked in the adult industry for 20 years, under the name Happy Bunny. “Being out on the streets, I can meet strangers who want to attack me,” Happy Bunny added as she screamed, “Stay out of my underwear” during the protest. “I have three kids. I’m just trying to take care of my children,” she said. “We are not here to hurt people.”
But there are reasons to go after Backpage. From 2011 to 2015, there was a 98% increase in child sex trafficking reports, said Staca Shehan, executive director of the National Center for Missing and Exploited Children. She added that 73% of the complaints that her center receives of online child sex trafficking involve Backpage.com. But Rachel West, a spokeswoman from U.S. PROStitutes Collective, asked, “Why doesn’t Kamala Harris [the Attorney General for California] address poverty instead of an easy scapegoat like sex work?” Good question.
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For some strange reason Swedish city hashtags, like #jonkoping, have been getting inundated with porn images. And city representatives aren’t happy about it, at all. From Nyköping, Norrköping, and Växjö to Skellefteå, Swedish cities are seeing webcam and porn ad influxes, which they claim affect the net marketing of the municipalities “The case of Jönköping is not unique, as other cities’ hashtags are also used to spread this kind of imagery,” Linda Myrendal, who runs the webpage Destination Jönköping, told Swedish Radio. “Unfortunately, is has been going on for a long time. The hashtag is free, so it’s nothing we can possibly control. Anyway, we must notify the authorities when we see posts like this and hope that Twitter will remove them,” Linda added. And the theories about why the Swedish cities are getting porn tagged is even better than the porn. According to Michael Hedström, press spokesman for the Police Central region, officials have raised suspicions of organized crime, including players from abroad. Some people speculate it’s the towns themselves. According to media researcher Marie Grusell, this may be “a new creative way to attract visitors.” Creative, indeed. And it may just be bots working through an algorithm that randomly hit Swedish cities. “This is hardly a targeted attack against the municipalities. Most probably, some spamming bots came over a list of various Swedish cities’ hashtags,” David Jacoby, IT security expert at Russian software security group Kaspersky Lab, said.
The police are keeping a close eye on it, because in addition to their theories that it’s the mob (cause of course the mob gives a shit about Sweden), they also think it may be the beginnings of an increase in prostitution and sex trafficking in Sweden. ”We have understood that this occurs all over the country. Browsing various Swedish cities’ hashtag, similar tweets pop up all around. Perhaps they are combing through Swedish social media to see how the market looks. In the long run, they may actually come here to sell services, which is why we keep an eye on it, including good contact with various local hotels,” police spokesman Michael Hedström speculated. Whatever the reason, we are definitely more now interested in #jonkoping.
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Hookers look for Johns and tricks. But wannabe models who are actually prostitutes are looking for a “sponsor.” It’s basically the same thing, but with more zeros attached to the price tag for a pickle tickle. And wannabe models are hooking on the digital streets of Instagram. Nik Richie, founder of The Dirty.com, talked with FOX411 about “Insta-models,” basically hookers. “I started getting swarms of submissions to TheDirty.com from guys debunking female modeling careers because these women would constantly be flashing cash, private jet flights and exotic trips, but they had no jobs,” Nick said. “Their IG photos flaunted the ultimate lifestyle only afforded by rich men.” “For some reason these women need to brag about their façade; posting pictures on their IG of $25,000 dollar purses, red bottom shoes, cash and of course the selfies from a yacht in the South of France or Dubai,” Nick added. “100 percent of their IG postings are fake set up situations to lure more men to ‘like’ their pictures.”
A sponsor who talked with FOX411 talked about how he finds his hookers on Instagram. According to FOX411, he finds hookers by looking for models who pose alone on yachts, private jets, exotic vacations, and wear luxury items, as well as those who post personal email addresses using domains like Yahoo! or Gmail rather than listing a legitimate modeling agency like Elite or Ford. “I email her first saying she’s beautiful. Then, I ask how much her time is worth. How much would lunch cost me… $500?” he said. “We go back and forth until we reach an agreement. If she’s meets me in person, then I know she’s willing to do anything for money.” He said Instagram prostitutes start at around $500 per hour (for a girl-friend experience), and that prime time hookers can make over $10,000 for an overnight stay. Another source said it isn’t hard to figure out. “The sexy photos and videos are always giveaways to lure people in. The vast majority of these women aren’t making money from modeling,” according to the source. “Going to a beach in a bikini isn’t a paying job. You get no income for having 30,000 followers on IG. That $1/1K followers [rate] is pretty much the standard for any kind of endorsement deals, should a model secure one.” We all gotta pay the bills somehow. So, uhh, you’re beautiful girl, how much would lunch cost us?
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If you don’t ski, enjoy chocolate or have money to hide, then there aren’t a lot more reasons you’d be going to Switzerland on your next vacay. But wait. We doth judge too soon. The Swiss are a liberal people. Prostitution is legal there. And a firm in Geneva has plans to open a cafe where patrons can order up oral sex while they sip their morning latte. Bradley Charvet, of the Geneva firm Facegirl, said the firm has been brewing up this idea for months. The business model plans for men to order a coffee and using an iPad, select a prostitute they want to perform oral sex on them. Then, they sit at the bar, enjoy their morning coffee and get polished off at the same time. “In five or ten minutes, it’s all over,” Bradley explained. And how much is it for this exquisite service, you might ask. Only 60 Swiss francs — just about $62 — with a possible five-franc surplus for a latte macchiato. Deal! Geneva’s Department for Security and the Economy is now looking at the café plans. Deal! Deal! Deal!
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FindFace is a facial recognition app that is currently only limited to Russian social media websites, mainly VK.com (Russian’s Facebook), but works like this: upload a picture, and FindFace will search social networks to identify the person in the pictures. It started catching after a story in St. Petersburg about a photographer who talked about how he was able to track down models he photographed but couldn’t find to deliver promised pictures. Harmless enough. But after that, it turned. Users started using FindFace to track down porn stars and prostitutes to find their real names and social media pages, and harass their family and friends — some of whom didn’t know the person had done porn or prostitution. The trolls claimed they were acting out of a sense of “moral outrage” against pornographic material, but it’s basic online stalking. In an interview with TJournal the founder of the service, Maxim Perlin, said there was nothing the company could do to prevent women from getting harassed in such a fashion but said the company was “making every effort to protect all Vkontakte users from potential malicious acts”.
It is only a matter of time before it hits the United States. We’ll see how this plays out.
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Sheri’s Ranch manager Dena is speaking out against virtual reality sex. Sheri’s Ranch, of course, is a legal brothel in Pahrump, Nevada (outside of Las Vegas). And the possibility that virtual sex will hurt real sex business is not one that Dena likes. “People are going to visit the top sex tourism city so that they can masturbate alone in a room?” said Dena, adding that virtual reality sex is a “gimmick”. “I don’t think so.” Dena thinks prostitutes are still your best option. As to the virtual reality sex equipment, “It’s a big thing on your head,” Dena said. “The whole thing is just too awkward. I don’t understand it. It seems lonely.”
“People need human contact – it’s not just something that’s a want, it’s an actual need,” Dena argued. “Look at newborn babies, they survive better with human touch. As adults we need that as well.” She added, “You can’t procreate with a virtual reality headset,” but also admitted, “Well, I guess you can’t procreate in a brothel either.” But she does have a point. Dena finished by saying, “People may try out virtual sex, but you’ll go back to what you like, and that’s human touch. If they’re that lonely they should come to a brothel and not sit in a bedroom with a headset.” We will see, Dena, we will see.
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MICHIGAN PROSECUTOR OF PROSTITUTES ARRESTED FOR, YOU GUESSED IT, SOLICITING TONS OF PROSTITUTES FOR SEX
Ingham County, Michigan prosecutor Stuart Dunnings III loved him some prostitute pussy. He spent hundreds of dollars three or four times a week in illegal encounters in three Michigan counties between 2010 and 2015, according to an arrest affidavit, from escort websites such as Escort Vault and Backpage.com. But Stuart was apparently one of the most aggressive prosecutors of prostitution for years. For the past 20 years, he was the top prosecutor for Ingham County, with a reputation as “an outspoken advocate for ending human trafficking and prostitution,” according to a statement released by Michigan Attorney General Bill Schuette (R). “In the first two years alone, his prosecutors charged 19 people with felonies and impounded 53 vehicles,” according to reports. But then at some point, Stuart started to partake of the forbidden fruit. “This is not a going into Barnes and Noble and buying something as a client or a customer,” Bill said. “This is an instance where an officer of the law, an officer of the court, the prosecutor in the capital city of Michigan has a responsibility to enforce the law, report crimes, but he did just the opposite. He was a participant in commercial sex activity.” Stuart caught a few cases for his whoring. He faces 15 criminal charges across three counties, and he was also charged with 10 counts of engaging in the services of prostitutes, a misdemeanor, in Ingham, Clinton and Ionia counties. “I’ve known Stuart for a long time,” Ingham County Sheriff Gene Wriggelsworth said at a news conference. “We’ve done some campaigning together. This was a huge betrayal of his trust, his oath of office, his service to the people of this county.” For shame, Stuart, for shame.
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Not long after “Hookers for Hillary,” from Dennis Hof’s string of brothels in Nevada, started offering freebies in exchange for Hillary donations, Lamar Odom came out and endorsed Hilary (no we’re kidding). But “Hookers for Hilary” are giving out freebies. Talking about hooking for Hilary, provider Entice Love told KCBS radio in San Francisco, “I mean, women empowerment. She’s just a role model. She’s a woman, she’s got the power … she motivates us to be who we are and she’s for what we do, so why not?” Many of the other prostitutes are on board. Entice said that 495 of the 540 women working in legal brothels owned by Dennis Hof will vote for Clinton. Speaking for herself, Entice offered extra free sex to men who agree to donate to Clinton’s election campaign fund to KCBS radio listeners. When Dennis Hof was asked if it violates the law on the financing of elections, he said he did not know, but “the girls showed a good initiative.” Definitely.
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FLOYD MAYWEATHER SPENT VALENTINE’S DAY IN AMSTERDAM’S RED LIGHT DISTRICT, CAUSE HE’S KEEPIN’ IT REAL WITH HOOKERS
Floyd Mayweather banked $300 million last year from his fight with Manny Pacquiao. Coming into the fight, he had already banked $420 million from his paydays. So what does one do with all that money? Let’s be honest, Floyd Mayweather buys hookers. For Valentine’s Day this year, he was in Amsterdam. Clearly, weed was smoked. But in addition, on Instagram, Floyd posted a picture of some of his other activities, visiting brothels in the Red Light District. And let’s be honest, if you don’t have a wife or girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, what’s a guy to do? Masturbate? Well, Floyd didn’t. He decided to partake in the flesh trade. He said, “If you pay, you can slay. Happy Valentines Day LOL #Amsterdam #RedLightDistrict #TurnAround #BendOver #SpreadItOpen #Squat #HowMuch #TakeItOff #KeepYourHeelsOn www.themoneyteam.com”. Classy.
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Veteran actor Burt Reynolds isn’t crying over Charlie Sheen’s diagnosis with HIV. In fact, Burt is creating a firestorm by basically saying he doesn’t give a shit cause Charlie “deserved it.” We’ll let Burt speak for himself, just in case you think we might be taking him out of context. In an interview for U.K. talk show “Loose Women,” Burt was asked about Charlie and he replied, “His father is a very, very decent man, and a dear friend of mine. I feel bad for him. But Charlie, I don’t feel bad for him. He’s getting what he deserves. If you’re going to misbehave like that then they’re gonna get you.” Just in case Burt may have misspoke, or just blurted something out without thinking first, he was wsked again if has any sympathy for the actor at all, and he replied, “For Charlie, no. No, he deserved it. He misbehaved badly. Very badly. But you know, when you’re that age it’s tough. All those things are coming at you and it’s difficult.” Damn, Burt. We heard later that Burt quickly found himself on the short list for Donald Trump’s running mate…
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Apparently you could always find a cheap hooker in Greece, with the going rate for sex at about $53. Since the Greek economy has steadily stayed in the shitter for the last several years, the price for 30 minute sex with a prostitute in Greece is now $2.12. You heard it, just $2. “Some women just do it for a cheese pie, or a sandwich they need to eat because they are hungry,” Gregory Lazos, a professor of sociology at Panteion University in Athens and lead author of a new research stud, said. “Others [do it] to pay taxes, bills, for urgent expenses or a quick [drug] fix.” Greek prostitutes are so cheap, they are driving central and eastern European women who used to dominate the industry out of business, according to the three-year study compiling data on more than 17,000 sex workers. “Most worrying,” he told the Times, “is it doesn’t look like these numbers will fade; rather they are growing at a steady and consistent pace.” The average price for a hooker in Europe is $271. But Greece is nowhere near that mark. And with the unemployment at almost 60%, more and more women are joining the industry, raising more than almost $638 million annually. Factor in the growing number of girls who drift in and out of the trade, depending on their needs, and the total number of female prostitutes is startling,” Gregory said. “Greek women now dominate 80 percent of the trade.” Prostitution is legal in Greece, but only 10 brothels in the country actually have a license.
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You know your luck is bad when you get caught by the Google Street View car trying to pick up hookers on the side of the road. What are the chances? You were horny that day. You saw hookers just standing on the side of the road. You decide to stop to negotiate a good rate for a threesome. And bam, just like that you are the most popular John pervert on Reddit. Just like that. Now, the guy was not arrested, or ever charged with any crime. He has not admitted he was shopping for street hooker sex. It could entirely be that he was trying to help two damsels in distress on the side of the road that happened to look like hookers. No one will ever know. But it’s a pretty safe bet. These girls don’t exactly look lost, and they don’t have a car anywhere nearby.
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