We are having finger cramps from typing “celebrity nude leak” over and over and over again. But the celebrities keep coming. The news cycle is otherwise rather slow. And what better way to go out on a Friday. Today adds Trieste Kelly Dunn, from Banshee, to the collection of leaked celebrity nudes for public consumption, because we as a society refuse to respect any limits or personal privacy. We don’t make the rules, we just follow the mob. (And yes, if it jumped off a cliff, we would jump too.) There were cum soaked pictures in Trieste’s leaked nudes, including her sucking a dick. We passed on those though. Cause, we aren’t a porn site after all.
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Actress Lili Simmons, 23, seems to be bringing up the rear for celebrity leaked nudes, or maybe there still is a shit ton more to come. It is hard to confirm with these things. We just go with the flow. And the flow has brought selfies of Lili nude down stream. No confirmation from Lili or her people, but at this point we are safely assuming that what the second coming of the Fappening has delivered is likely authentic, confirmation pending.
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A shit ton of Joanna Krupa, 37, followers got their panties in a bunch caused it looked like Joanna wasn’t wearing any. She posted a video selfie on her Instagram page, posing in nude colored panties. And, as the name suggests, they look nude. So people mistakenly thought Joanna posted a full frontal nude selfie, when really she was only topless in panties. She posted a second picture with a caption in the picture, “The Mystery Pantie,” saying “The mystery about my panties… solved! Can u see me now?! Lol . The jokes on u.” Well, the joke’s on the people who cared. We enjoyed the thought of a full frontal nude Joanna Krupa selfie.
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Girls have been getting naked all weekend for the #OneFingerChallenge. It is safe to say it isn’t trending anymore, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t a bunch of girls still doing it. We found the hottest 10 we could find, to give up a #OneFingerChallenge fine as fuck update.
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After her robbery at gunpoint in Paris, Kim Kardashian and Keeping Up With The Kardashians may be on hold, but Kylie Jenner has returned to social media after the incident, along with her sisters, except Kim. Kylie posted an underwear mirror selfie partly nude in her bathroom, with the simple title, “Morning.” The Kardashian’s are slowly returning to social media, but have still dramatically limited their public exposure and cancelled events and appearances. Kylie’s near-nude selfie was the first indication that the Kardashian legacy is likely to continue, after a little time to heal.
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Kim Kardashian, 35, is always thinking about her fans. Late Thursday night she let her fans see a glimpse of her tanning routine, while completely naked (no black bars this time, but she was covered). “Nothing like a midnight spray tan, you guys… Tanorexic,” Kim said in a video she posted on Snapchat. She also posted pictures, with the phrases “Miami life” and “spray tans!” She is of course in Miami supporting Kanye West, who’s Saint Pablo tour concert is at American Airlines Arena this weekend. Again, Kim is the warm up act.
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IN THE WAKE OF HORRIFIC SHOOTINGS, KIM KARDASHIAN IS STILL POSTING HALF-NUDE SELFIES, AND PUBLIC REACTION NOT GOOD
Kim Kardashian does one thing well, pimp her body out for media publicity. So no one should really be surprised that in the midst of a national hysteria over horrific shootings, Kim is still doing her thing, posting half-naked selfies. That’s what Kim does. But some people did not appreciate it very much. To be fair, Kim did retweet a tweet from John Legend that said, “We should not have to jump through hoops to prove black people shouldn’t be shot by police during routine traffic stops.” But she then went into selfie mode again, on Thursday in the midst of it all, posting a semi-naked picture of herself, saying, “Pre photo shoot fittings.” The response was swift and harsh. Comments ranged from “How about speaking on something relevant like #altonsterling?? Your voice could be influential in getting the non Blacks to actually participate in his movement,” from one commenter, to “@kimkardashian are you aware of the killings of black men that have been happening? Your husband and son are black. Are you concerned?” We aren’t going to hate on Kim for doing what she does. But, yes, a little better selfie-control might have been in order.
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Kim Kardashian was on “Recode Decode,” hosted by Kara Swisher, talking about her naked selfies and the continued reaction about her being nude, with a few good points we might add. “My personality has never been, ‘I’m such a feminist and follow me and be naked!’ If you are conservative and that’s how you are comfortable, more power to you. I respect you. You don’t have to look at what I do,” Kim said during her interview. “If I like the photo, and I’m into it, I’ll post it … I just think it looks good. I’m really not trying to cause a reaction.” That is a load of bullshit, of course. Kim is looking for a reaction, and in most instances, one that shakes the very servers of the biggest sites on the Internet.
But in her next response, she couldn’t have been more right. “I truly was baffled when people still cared. They have seen me naked 500 times. The censor bar literally was probably more covered than a bikini. I could not grasp how people were so outraged,” Kim said. And that makes sense to us, who really does care at this point? You have likely seen Kim gargling RayJ’s hog in her “sex tape” so many times you’re sick of it. What difference does another naked Kim selfie really make? Kim doesn’t care, and she said as much. “I have such a thick skin. I’ve been in the business for a longtime, and there’s always been a lot of haters in the work that I do. People used to always say, ‘Don’t read the magazines. Don’t pay attention,’ and it was so hard. I used to say I didn’t but I really still cared. I’m at a point where I really don’t care so it doesn’t affect me.” The short of it, expect more nude Kim Kardashian selfies.
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We couldn’t just end our week of bathroom mirror nude selfies with just one .gif file today, so we decided to end the evening with a super compilation. The hottest, the best that we’ve seen all week. We saw so many, it was hard to decide on a final 14. And seeing so many, it made us wonder, where do all these girls work? Cause a Google background check would destroy all of them. We figured it was probably a combination of Walmart, Hooters and strip clubs. Cause those places generally are hosting a lot of talent like we’ve seen this week. We now go into the weekend, with this evening’s gallery of bathroom mirror nude selfies.
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A guidelines papers by The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists raising alarms about an interesting trend among teen girls. Teens, well female teens, are getting labiaplasty at double the rates. The paper suggests that young women are increasingly considering labiaplasty because of “increasing trends in pubic hair removal, exposure to idealised images of genital anatomy, and increasing awareness of cosmetic vaginal surgery”. The number of girls aged 18 and under having labiaplasties has nearly doubled, with 222 girls undergoing the procedure 2014, up to 400 in 2015, according to the American Society of Aesthetic Plastic Surgery. “Variety in the shape, size, appearance and symmetry of labia can have particularly distressing psychological effects on young women,” said Julie Strickland, the chair of ACOG’s Adolescent Health Care Committee and the lead author of the guidelines. So there is concern. And we see that. Everybody should feel good about themselves. But we’re not sure 400 girls trimming the moose knuckle should be raising any alarms. Those are likely the girls with serious horse hung dangling labia. And if having something a little more petite helps them send out more appealing nude selfies, well, then why not embrace it?
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Onlinedoctor.Superdrug.com went on a mission to find the states (and countries) with the most “sexy” selfies on Instagram. According to the website, “Instagram has become one of the most popular networks, with 300 million active users every month and 70 million new photos posted each day.” They figured there would be some interesting data surrounding the often used hashtag #sexy. So they performed an exhaustive analysis that went like this: “We scraped all Instagram posts containing the tag #sexy over a period of January 3, 2016 to January 4, 2016, collecting approximately 4.2 million posts, over 375,000 of which had geolocation data. To account for the small populations of many island nations, we counted these posts per 10,000 residents of a country using the latest population data from The World Bank. In certain maps of Europe, the nation of Monaco was omitted due to its prominence in the data and to ensure that the differences between other nations remained visible. Our analysis of associated words in #sexy posts included a hand-picked selection of terms, and it does not offer an overall look at all words used in these posts. The term ‘women’ was grouped in with ‘woman,’ ‘girl,’ ‘girls,’ ‘lady,’ and ‘ladies,’ and ‘men’ was grouped similarly. Other terms such as ‘body’ were grouped only with their plurals (‘bodies’, etc.).” We’re mostly interested in the United States, and here’s what they found with respect to the states:
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Once Kim Kardashian does it, everybody does it. Marnie Simpson is a cast member from the MTV UK reality series Geordie Shore. You may or may not have heard of her, depending mostly like on where you live and how much time you spend on the Internet. We spend lots of time on the Internet; we basically live here. And while we haven’t followed Marnie’s relationship status, which seems to occupy so much of the Internet, we definitely won’t pass up on Marnie emulating Kim Kardashian and putting out censored nude selfies on her Instagram page.
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It looks like everybody is getting in on Kim Kardashian’s new trend, posting edited nudes. We don’t know when Kim because so powerful that nude selfies are now a Kim Kardashian trend, but that’s what it seems. She just does it and owns shit. The most recent celebrity to get in line, and try to follow Kim is Miss BumBum Brazil 2015 Suzy Cortez. She posted on Instagram, “This is my homage to Kim Kardashian, now you can all criticise me if you want.” She also added, “When you are like I have nothing to wear LOL.” Whatever happen to the uncensored nude selfies, Kim? We want that trend.
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Courtney Stodden is still on this Marilyn Monroe kick, and it’s not working. But when one thing doesn’t work, you try another. For a brief moment, Courtney stopped to imitate Kim Kardashian, cause everything Kim does works. Courtney got in front of her mirror and took a nude selfie, that she posted to Instagram, censored, of course. She said “Working on a new single! It’s coming out soon… Oh & I can’t find anything to wear either, Kim! #girlproblems #kimkardashian” Uhhhh, okay. Courtney nude, folks. Hopefully someone is working on creating an uncensored one soon.
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We have no doubt that the picture currently circulating around the Internet of an uncensored nude Kim Kardashian, from her censored picture earlier this week, is fake. It looks like its source is the infamous CelebJihad.com, known for many a fake celebrity nude. But even thought we’re 99% sure it’s fake, we are going with it anyway, cause it’s still entertaining.
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We’ve never much believed in hard work. Cynicism, sarcasm, and repeating smart things other people say. But Samantha Hoopes is making us believers in hard work. She recently posted a hot bottoms body selfie to Instagram saying, “Hard work pays off thank you @starkirvine you have changed my life”. We thank you @starkirvine, you’ve changed our lives too.
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