Mischa Barton went to court to prevent her sex tape from becoming public. She won. So no Mischa Barton sex tape for the foreseeable future. But it wasn’t enough for Mischa to stop the world from watching her have sex, she also held a press conference with her lawyer, you guessed it, Gloria Allred. Her goal, according to Mischa was to spare other women from going through a similar experience of the same “pain and humiliation”. “I came forward to fight this not only for myself but for all the women out there,” she said. “I want to protect them from the pain and humiliation that I have had to go through. No woman should have to go through this.” She continued: “My absolute worst fear was realised when I realised that someone I thought I loved and trusted was filming my most intimate and private moments without my consent, with hidden cameras. Then I learned something even worse: that someone is trying to sell these videos and make them public. It is a very hard thing to do but I am glad that I am finally standing up for myself.” Bottom line: No Mischa Barton sex tape.
Gloria Allred, Lawsuit, Mischa Barton, Press Conference, Sex Tape
Someone is shopping round a sextape of actress Mischa Barton, 31, at an ask price of $500,000 and according to Kevin Blatt, Hollywood’s sex-tape broker, “I know that at least three large online porn sites, YouPorn.com, Porn.com and RedTube.com have reviewed it and they’re all seriously considering the offer. I’ve seen stills from the video, it’s clearly Mischa in my opinion. She’s seen performing a sex act on a guy and can be seen having sex in various positions.” The tape allegedly shows Mischa wearing a grey hoodie and nothing else having sex on a double bed with a man wearing just a black t-shirt. The setting is a little sketchy, a bedroom, with a bed that has a leather padded headboard and mirrored panels, with while coffee cups and an empty bottle of Gatorade on a bedside table. A sextape isn’t exactly what Mischa need right now, or it may be exactly what she needs to help her less than stellar reputation in the last few weeks. After an alleged “drug-induced” meltdown she was filmed by a neighbor hanging over a fence in her backyard and calling her mother a “fucking witch.” While she had a sexy photoshoot comeback earlier this month, a sextape is not the direction Mischa appears to have had in mind as her next move.
Mischa responded through her lawyers. Lawyer Lisa Bloom said in a statement, “Ms Barton does not consent to any disclosure of any such images. She believes that she was recorded without her consent by someone she was seeing at the time. There’s a name for this disgusting conduct: revenge pornography. Revenge pornography is a form of sexual assault, and it is also a crime and a civil wrong in California. And we will not stand for it.” She addressed those those attempting to “traffic” the tape directly, saying, “We will come after you. We will fully prosecute you under every available criminal and civil law. You proceed at your peril.”
Mischa Barton, Oral sex, Sex, Sex Tape
One million YouTube subscribers is an aggressive goal. But Lena The Plug has gone from 30K to 200K in only a few days, by offering her fans a sex tape with fellow vlogger Adam22 if she reaches her goal of one million subscribers. In her YouTube vlog, she said, “I have been approached to do porn multiple times in the last year. Putting provocative pictures on the internet will get you such offers but it’s never been something I’ve been interested in, or tempted by.” She added, “I don’t want to do porn and I really have no interest in doing it. But a sex tape with someone that I’m seeing and totally comfortable having sex with – that sounds cool to me.” Again, a million seems far fetched, but Lena isn’t giving up hope, in fact she’s encouraged, especially since she’s made international news. She said, “I’m feeling pretty optimistic, pretty confident that this is a possible goal,” and “I’m actually really excited about this sex tape. I’m really into doing everything at least once just to do is, maybe because it makes a really nice story. Sorry Mom and Dad, you already hate me anyway.”
In response to the viral publicity, Lena further doubled down on her promise, saying, “This is definitely not a publicity stunt. Adam and I plan on doing this and hiring a crew to film for us when we reach our 1 million goal. If the goal is to get a million subs, why would we lie? Everyone would just unsubscribe after and that’s counterproductive to the goal. I’ve been blocking out the negative responses. They’re filled with aggressive hate and threats and really just remind me how backwards of a world we still live in. I still can’t believe how much controversy sexuality ignites. I’m just having fun over here.”
Adam22, Lena The Plug, Promise, Sex, Sex Tape, Subscribers, Video, YouTube
By now you’ve probably heard a few things about the president-elect Donald Trump and Russia. The current administration believes that Russia interfered in the election on Donald’s behalf, though won’t go so far as saying that Russia gave Donald the election. Donald and Russian president Vladimir Putin have a cozy relationship that makes most people uncomfortable. And, as of late, that Donald likes prostitutes to pee on his bed, a golden shower fetish. It is not clear if that last one is true or not, so far we have not seen the alleged sex tape that a former British intelligence official claimed exists. Vladimir confirmed the second thing, coming to the defense of Donald about Urination-Gate. “People who order fakes of the type now circulating against the U.S. president-elect, who concoct them and use them in a political battle, are worse than prostitutes because they don’t have any moral boundaries at all. … It highlights a significant degree of degradation of political elites in the West, including in the United States,” Vladimir said, according to Bloomberg. And then we went on to say, after dismissing the allegations against Donald (that he hired Russian prostitutes to pee on a bed while he was in Moscow), “they are of course also the best in the world. But I doubt Trump took that bait.” Wait, how does Vladimir know? Sounds like he’s taken the bait, and sampled Russian prostitutes himself, cause they are “the best in the world” is a pretty strong endorsement. We can’t say about the Russian prostitutes, we aren’t as experienced as Vladimir, but the nude models are pretty hot.
Allegations, Donald Trump, Golden Showers, Pee, President, President Elect, Prostitutes, Russian, Sex Tape, Urination, Vladimir Putin
BRITISH MALE CELEBRITIES ARE GETTING SCAMMED INTO MASTURBATING ON SKYPE AND HAVING “SEX TAPES” RELEASED
You have to be the dumbest celebrity in the world to get scammed into going onto Skype to masturbate to some girl, unless that girl is actress Marbot Robbie or porn star Brandi Love. First off, as a celebrity, why would you need to Skype? and why would you want to? You likely have tons of girls lined up outside your hotel ready to sign a release, waiver and confidentiality agreement just to get the opportunity to swing on your nut sack. And if you’re worried about her putting you sleeping on her Instagram, well, again, you’re a celebrity, buy a high end prostitute. Why would you ever go on Skype? Well, a number of British male celebrities did. After boxer Amir Khan’s masturbation sex tape to a model on Skype was leaked, more British celebrities were released. A porn website now has medal-winning Olympic gymnast Louis Smith, 2008 Britain’s Got Talent winner George Sampson, Celebrity Big Brother contestant Calum Best, gold medallist diver Chris Mears, Coronation Street actor Shayne Ward, Strictly Come Dancing contestant Ben Cohen, The Only Way Is Essex star Kirk Norcross and X Factor contestant Sam Callahan, who all got scammed. Because they are dumb as fuck or horny as hell. “This is a case of famous celebrities being approached by beautiful glamour models via social media sites like Twitter or Instagram,” a source told The Sun. “They swap Skype usernames and arrange to have phone sex over the video service. It’s possible to record the Skype conversations so the assumption is that the models have made recordings which are then given to Celebrity Busted and ultimately leaked online.” Dumb asses.
Amir Khan, Boxer, British Celebrities, Celebrity, Leaked, Masturbation, Porn, Sex Tape, Skype
Two videos of a combined several minutes of Rose McGowan, 43, nude and sucking dick have hit the Internet. Rose took to Twitter basically to say she didn’t give a fuck, in more politically correct terms saying, “I do not believe in shame.” But she hasn’t made any official comment on the leaked tapes. We tend to agree with Rose’s approach, cause what shame is there in being good at sucking dick? But for those of you who follow her Rose has had a tumultuous year, after a divorce and her revelations of rape at the hands of an unnamed Hollywood executive. So the don’t give a fuck attitude may be more of just putting things in perspective. For example, about the rape allegations, Rose penned an open letter saying, “Dear Hollywood, To the women and men in the entertainment industry who know exactly whom and what I am talking about, I say be brave. Do not work with those you know to be offenders or you are no better than they. Take a stand. You are culpable for your actions. Stop rewarding sociopaths. Every time you sanction abhorrent behavior, you are aiding and abetting a crime, that makes you no better than a criminal.” We don’t always agree with Rose, but rape is rape, and we agree that anyone should take a stand against rape. It is not clear whether the recent release had anything to do with her statements or just cause someone didn’t give a fuck either, but it is clear that at least that someone thought Rose should spend less time talking and eat a dick. We can’t exactly say we disagree with that either.
Boobs, Breasts, Leaked, Naked, Nude, Oral sex, Rose McGowan, Sex Tape, Sucking Dick, Tits
Kim Kardashian forged the path. Now, Elizabeth Ruiz is looking to blaze her own trail to stardom with a celebrity sex tape. She fucked Super Bowl MVP Von Miller of the Denver Broncos in Cancun, Mexico, and recorded it with her cell phone. It was recorded “while they were alone indoors,” court documents claim. “[Von] insisted at all times that the recording be kept private. [Elizabeth] agreed that she would keep the recording private,” said Von’s attorney. Von said that he also talked with Elizabeth after he returned to the United States and reminded her that “he did not want anyone to see the recording and asked Ruiz to erase the recording.” But Elizabeth allegedly responded, “Gotcha,” according to court papers. Elizabeth allegedly offered to sell the sex tape back to Von for $2.5 million, “to transfer ownership of the recording” to him, otherwise she would publicly release the video. But Von sent his lawyers to court to get a restraining order. A representative for Elizabeth allegedly said she wanted to become the next Kim Kardashian. But that looks like it won’t happen. Yesterday, Judge Amy Hogue issued a temporary restraining order barring Elizabeth from distributing, copying, or releasing the tape. But that may not stop Elizabeth, according to reports, as another representative allegedly said she was as “itchy” and someone who “could care less” about the law. Looking at Elizabeth on her Instagram page, we would say whatever happens, Von it was definitely worth the risk.
Court, Denver Broncos, Elizabeth Ruiz, Lawsuit, Sex Tape, Von Miller
Actress Alexis Arquette was an outspoken advocate for transgender rights. She died on Sunday at the age of 47. Immediately after her death an ex-boyfriend tried to sell a sex tape of Alexis. Now, we generally aren’t ones to trash someone for trying to get paid from a sex tape with someone famous. The public has a right to see someone fucking. (George Washington apparently had a falling out with Thomas Jefferson over his refusal to put the right to watch celebrity sex tapes in the United States Constitution. (Disclaimer: If you are dumber than shit, that actually did not happen, so please do not quote us as your source if you happen to repeat said comment in public.)) XHamster bought the sex tape for $25,000 then destroyed all copies. XHamster spokesman Alex Hawkins said, “Ms. Arquette was an icon and activist in the trans community and we could not see someone smear her memory the way the selling party was trying to do. We acquired the tape and subsequently destroyed all copies of it. We hope people will remember Ms. Arquette for the activist that she was and that her memory will continue to live on.” Remember that the next time you say porn is full of a bunch of low lives.
Alexis Arquette, Porn, Sex Tape, xHamster
Comedian Amy Schumer has a sextape. Ewww. That’s like an Ellen DeGeneres sex tape. Double ewww. No wait, Ellen has had a few hot lesbian sex partners, so it depends on which Ellen sex tape. The Portia de Rossi one, we’d suffer through Ellen for Portia. But Amy Schumer’s definitely got one. That’s one of many things you probably didn’t care to know about Amy, but she’s sharing anyway in her new memoir, “The Girl With the Lower Back Tattoo.” Amy is funny and all, but that’s mostly because she’s not attractive. Fat girls are funny. That’s their thing. No one is currently looking for Amy’s sex tape, it is not being shopped around and God forbid if it ever did get leaked, unless it was some really funny or kinky sex. We think an Amy Schumer strap-on pegging sex tape might be good, but only if she was pegging Zac Efron. We can’t stand Zac, so that would really be justice in the universe. If there is an Amy Schumer sex tape anal fucking Zac with a strap-on 12″ black dildo, well, Amy is saying she doesn’t mind if it gets leaked. According to E!, Amy wrote in her book about being bombarded with messages from her publicist upon returning to the United States after traveling overseas. She said she immediately thought her sex tape had been leaked and called her publicist back to assure her she didn’t care. But it was something else. No sex tape leak. Save the Zac all anal pegging for another day.
Amy Schumer, Memoir, Sex Tape, Zac Efron
THE KAPLAN TWINS TURNED KIM KARDASHIAN’S SEX TAPE WITH RAY J INTO AN ART INSTALLATION, “MAKE ME FAMOUS”
While Kayne West may claim to have made that bitch, Taylor Swift, famous, there is no question that Ray J’s dick made his wife, Kim Kardashian, famous. And now two twins, Allie and Lexi Kaplan, are getting famous off Ray J’s dick and Kim Kardashian’s infamous video sucking it. The twins turned screenshots of the sex tape into an art installation with a series of paintings. It opened May 21st in Los Angeles. And it was Kim Kardashian everywhere. And so Kim didn’t feel left out, they also did scenes from Paris Hilton’s sex tape and paintings of Melania Trump. And on top of that, they also did nude selfies of themselves, topless and one we can only let the girls describe: “And then there’s one of us with chocolate smeared all over our butts and strawberries up our butts.” We didn’t exactly get that, cause it just looked like shit and blood, which is not at all sexy. But as the twins explain it, it’s all about examining celebrity exploration. They said, “We’re exploiting ourselves and we’re exploiting these works. And they’re exploiting themselves.” We really dig all the exploration going on, just not the chocolate covered asses and anal strawberries.
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Who knows with these things. Maybe there is a Kylie Jenner and Tyga sex tape being shopped around, maybe not. What we do know is that if there is one, you’ll likely see it soon. RadarOnline has said that someone is “shopping around a graphic screenshot that is claimed to be from a sex tape Jenner made with Tyga before their breakup.” They said they have “viewed the X-rated photo at the center of the new allegations. A grainy screenshot, it features a young woman performing a sexual act on an African-American male. There are no identifying marks that suggest it is Jenner or her ex-boyfriend.” The seller claims it is a 14 minute video and the screenshot was from a screen grab from a sex tape that was released on Tyga’s website on May 18, but according to RadarOnline, the cached versions of Tyga’s website does not have a record of such a post. And the Kardashian camp is denying it, which leads us to believe this may be a fake, because that is how the Kardashian family made their fortune, from Kim Kardashian’s sex tape with RayJ. So why deny another super money maker?
Supposedly, RadarOnline reported that a source close to the family said, “Tyga is not stupid enough to go against Kardashian lawyers and break an NDA.” And added, “Kris told him flat out that if he ever messes with Kylie’s image, she will personally destroy him, and Kanye will make sure he never works again.” “If Tyga does have video of him and Kylie having sex it will never see the light of day,” the source said. So maybe it is real, and the denial stems from the fact that the Kardashian family does not want to extend Kim’s shame, especially when they’ve already made a fortune and their future is in trying to be a normal family, Bruce Jenner notwithstanding.
Kim Kardashian, Kylie Jenner, Sex Tape, Tyga
No sooner than officially teaming up with team Kardashian, and getting engaged to Rob Kardashian, did Blac Chyna turn around and have a sex tape on the market. It’s not with Rob, though. It is with former love and baby daddy Tyga, who is also dating a member of the Kardashian klan, though she’s really a Jenner, though anything that comes out of Kris Jenner’s (nee Kardashian) pussy is all part of the same social media brothel. In our minds, though, it’s a term of endearment, cause we love, and we mean, love, the social media whoring that each Kardashian and Jenner provides. How could we get through life without it? They are the Joker to our Batman. The Lex Luther to our Superman. But unfortunately Blac Chyna did not come out of Kris Jenner’s pussy, so she’s not truly part of the family, and maybe that’s why no one wants her sex tape. According to TMZ, it’s been shopped around recently, but there are so far no takers. And you have to ask yourself, how horrible does your sex tape have to be that even Vivid won’t pay for it? No one? Well, Blac Chyna’s lawyers are threatening legal action, but we’ve heard this song and dance before.
Blac Chyna, Rob Kardashian, Sex Tape, TMZ, Tyga
Hulk Hogan can go fuck himself. He’s ripped the First Amendment to shreds like one of his skimpy bullshit t-shirts, and we are not amused. The Hulkster won a $115 million jury verdict in Florida against Gawker for publishing his sex tape, and invading his privacy. “Mr. Bollea [Hulk’s real name] is exceptionally happy. This is not only his victory today, but also anyone else who’s been victimized by tabloid journalism,” his lawyer David Houston said outside the courtroom. Hulk tweeted, “Thank you God for justice,only love 4Life. HH”. The six person jury — four women and two men — deliberated for nearly six hours. They awarded Hogan $55 million for economic injuries and $60 million for emotional distress. The jury will return to consider whether to impose punitive damages next week. And this is how liberty dies, to outrageous runaway jury awards.
First Amendment, Free Speech, Gawker, Hulk Hogan, Invasion of Privacy, Jury Award, Jury Verdict, Sex Tape
Farrah Abraham is clearly on some next level weed that we have not been able to get our hands on. You have to be on weed, cocaine, crack, somethin’ to say shit like this. “I’ve been beating out Kim on a lot of things,” Farrah said in a clip from her upcoming interview on Monday’s Nik Richie Podcast. “I think I’ve surpassed her in certain aspects. Then again, I conduct myself and my brand in a different way and my life in a very different journey.” She continued, “I think I’m doing very well, if not better.” Fucking awesome. You gotta love Farrah Abraham in a big way.
Farrah Abraham, Interview, Kim Kardashian, Sex Tape, Social Media
UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA BASKETBALL PROGRAM SUSPENDS FRESHMAN PLAYER FOR POSTING HIS THREESOME ON TWITTER (HE’S READY FOR THE NBA ANYWAY)
Damn, University of Minnesota freshman basketball player Kevin Dorsey is such a pimp, maybe too much. Kevin tweeted not one, but two sextape videos of himself and a few other men having sex with a girl on camera. Damn, baller! The videos were deleted only 30 minutes later, but of course not before they were immortalized on the Internet. We haven’t found them, but here’s a description of the imprint Kevin left on the Internet: “I saw both of the videos. I apologize for being graphic but here it what I saw. In the two videos, two guys were double teaming a girl from the front and behind. In the second video, there was a different girl and Dorsey was taking the front while the other guy was doing her from behind. You could clearly see his face although he is the only one that I could see. Both videos were extremely graphic.” Kevin was quickly benched and then suspended, along with two other players, Nate Mason and Dupree McBrayer. It’s not clear what their role was. The University isn’t saying much of anything. (Since we couldn’t find much in the way evidence, we went with the random interracial porn with a blonde girl in the second picture, cause it was Minnesota….)
When you’re a teacher, and you fuck a student (which everyone knows you’re not supposed to do), and you plead guilty to an improper relationship, it is hard to claim you’re a victim. But Tanya Ramirez found a way. Tanya was a former teacher and coach at a high school in Corpus Christi, TX, who admitted she slept with a 17-year-old student, and pleaded guilty to an improper relationship between teacher and student. She is, however, suing the student, Tristan, for invasion of privacy after, she alleges, he secretly recorded their sexual encounter, texted it to 11 of his friends, which was then posted online. Not satisfied with just suing the student, Tanya is also suing his mom for defamation, after she publicly called her “a sexual predator” and accused her of sleeping with other students as well. Here’s how Tanya explains all this: “He had his phone in his pocket and then while having sex, he pulled it out, and I didn’t see it. It’s only about 10 seconds. When I found out there was a tape, I was in shock. I felt betrayed. We had been talking for almost a month so I trusted him that I could have sex with him and him not say anything, and we could keep it a secret. I do, now, feel that I was set up. I do feel that there was some type of motive or intent to get it out there that he had sex with a teacher.”
Tristan says: “The reason, like, I recorded it was because I had been drinking before, so I was not really in the right mind. I remember talking to my friend about it, and he was just telling me that if you don’t have proof [of sex with Tanya] then I’m not going to believe you. But I didn’t mean to send it [the video] out. I accidentally sent it in a group message, which I really didn’t mean to do.” This all ended up on Dr. Phil, as you might have expected.