The First Round of #PornStarMadness exploded yesterday, with blowout numbers posted by both Kendra Sunderland and Sara Jay, both taking 98% of the vote. It looks like the two are definitely set to face-off in the Sexy Sixteen in the South region, and would have made for a phenomenal matchup later down in the Fantasy Four or the Championship. Two big seeds fell yesterday, No. 2 Seed Nicole Aniston, who usually performs well in the tournament, got knocked off by Jillian Janson, who had solid numbers. No. 2 Seed Madison Ivy fended off Lana Rhoades. But No. 1 Seed Riley Reid dropped to newcomer and Cinderella Seed No. 16 Hope Harper. Hope pretty much dominated. The West was looking strong, with Hope, and Karla Kush dropping large numbers. Karla took out perennial booty powerhouse Alexis Texas. And Maya Bijou dealt a huge blow to Piper Perri with strong voting and 92% of the vote. We are about to start up Day 2 of Round 1 later this afternoon. The same rules apply, so retweet and like for your favorites once we send out the matchup tweets.
#PornStarMadness, Brackets, Porn, Porn Stars, Tournament, Twitter
We have no idea what society has come to. There is just no respect anymore, not even for revered institutions like the Office of the First Lady. Who hates on a First Lady? And at a point when we have the sexiest First Lady ever, who posed nude, why all the hate? Well, perhaps because her husband, President Donald Trump inspires it. Like today. Snoop Dog made a video shooting a Donald Trump look-a-like in the head. It was probably over the line. Again, no respect. But it ain’t like Donald is all that respectful himself. So if you can’t take it, don’t dish it out. And it’s Snoop Dogg, so no harm, no foul, and it was funny. So Donald Trump being Donald Trump, did what Donald Trump ordinarily does: he tweeted. The president said, “Can you imagine what the outcry would be if @SnoopDogg, failing career and all, had aimed and fired the gun at President Obama? Jail time!” And then Lil Bow Bow of all people jumped into the beef to say, “Ayo @realDonaldTrump shut your punk ass up talking shit about my uncle @SnoopDogg before we pimp your wife and make her work for us.” Snoop is at least really fucking funny when he does something. We can’t say as much for Bow Wow. And still we continue to empathize with our favorite naked First Lady.
Body, Donald Trump, First Lady, Lil Bow Wow, Melania Trump, Naked, Nude, President, Snoop Dogg, Twitter
Red hot redhead porn star Jenny Blighe wants to be a Fleshlight girl. Who wouldn’t want their pussy molded and sold to every thirsty guy in the world? Jenny posted on Twitter, “@Fleshlight Do you have a redhead Fleshlight Girl? I hope you’ll consider me!” She posted a sprawling nude picture of herself to go along with the tweet. How could Fleshlight say no? So far no word. But you if you want to see more, Jenny’s at @JennyBlighe on Twitter.
Body, Jenny Blighe, Naked, Nude, Porn Star, Redhead, Twitter
Bimbo Transformation artist Sortimid (her username on DeviantArt.com) designed an image showing the fetish in action: a big busty blog bends over picks up a book, begins to read and transforms into a dark-haired nerdy college girl. Basically, the message is that blondes with big tits are dumb. And girls with half a brain are ugly. It was ripe for social media criticism. One Facebook user said, “According to this illustration, reading takes away muscle tone, besides that it makes you white, almost European. And makes you cut your hair.” Another person on Twitter said, “To believe in this shit and support it is really is something else.” The artist said it was a commissioned work that was not intended to be seen by a broader audience. And she has apologized to the client on the picture’s DeviantArt.com page, in part, while also provided more context to the fetish, saying, “Just wanted to say I’m sorry for all the flak you’ve gotten over this misunderstood picture! Hopefully people will either take the time to enlighten themselves and find context, or move on. Either way, good luck” She later apologized more contritely, “Perhaps it was naïve of me to assume it was ‘just another transformation.’ People don’t see it as ‘porn’ so they assume it must be a statement. Their criticism is valid. I apologize for advancing those stereotypes. I strive to create erotica that is both sexy and feminist. It seems, in this case, I have failed spectacularly and for that, I apologize. If there’s anything I can do to make up for it, please let me know.” Everybody is a critic these days…
Bimbo, Bimbo Transformation, blonde, DeviantArt, Facebook, Fetish, Social Media, Sortimid, Twitter
If you think you’re going to Twitter troll a Kardashian and get away unscathed, you haven’t been dick whipped by Khloe Kardashian. Yes, Khloe has finally come out of the closet as a tranny, which we all really suspected any way. Some poor soul, who goes by the handle @Slimmy97 on Twitter, said, “Cavs haven’t been playing well since @KhloeKardshian Just saying”. Within a few hours, Khloe just said back, “They are #1 in their conference but thanks 4 sucking my dick hard enough 2 think I have that much power. Lick on my balls while you’re at it”. We’re not sure what’s up with women increasingly using dick metaphors, but we just have one question: How big is your dick, Khloe? It must just make a difference to @Slimmy97.
Cleveland Caveliers, Khloe Kardashian, Social Media, Twitter
Girls have been getting naked all weekend for the #OneFingerChallenge. It is safe to say it isn’t trending anymore, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t a bunch of girls still doing it. We found the hottest 10 we could find, to give up a #OneFingerChallenge fine as fuck update.
#OneFingerChallenge, amateur, Covered, Naked, NSFW, Nude, Selfie, Twitter
Barbie Bangs is a porn star barbie. She calls herself a “Pornstar, Escort, Model,” on Twitter. Her AdultWork.com page is even better, saying, “Hi Boys, I am finally back and hornier than ever. I am as naughty and dirty as they come. I absolutely love sex, sucking cock and being bent over and fucked in either hole. I am English and yes my photos are of me. I can provide whatever experience you are looking for. Want a filthy nasty pornstar who loves it in the ass, or a sexy girlfriend who can provide you with a tender loving experience then i am your girl!” We checked Barbie out on Twitter, and some of her posts prove she can bee a “filthy nasty pornstar who love it in the ass.” The perfect wife.
AdultWork, Barbie Bangs, Body, Escort, Model, Naked, NSFW, Nude, Porn Star, Twitter
Since Saturday, thick as hell girls have been blowing up Twitter in response to the #ThickAsHellChallenge. It has been an amateur trend of girls with thick and sexy bodies posting their pictures to Twitter and it has been the hottest fucking challenge we’ve seen in a while. Now, it isn’t exactly a challenge. Not all girls really qualify. Some girls have posted Photoshopped pictures, to make themselves thicker. Fuck that shit. Some girls who are average or #ThinAsHell have posted and tried to start a trending hashtag for themselves. We are all for a broader range of girls posting booty and body pictures. But the #ThickAsHellChallenge is about thick and curvy girls. And the hashtag is only gaining more and more steam on Twitter. We felt we needed to take a moment and give our readers a brief update on where the trend stands after a few days. Here are a few samples. And we can only hope the movement continues.
#ThickAsHellChallenge, ass, Body, booty, Butt, Challenge, Curvy, sexy, Thick, Twitter
If you’re looking for Kendall Jenner, 21, on Instagram, “Sorry, this page isn’t available,” is all you’ll find. On Sunday, Kendall deleted her Instagram page, with 68 million followers, going on a social media detox. She recently talked about her disgust with social media. “Sometimes I delete Instagram or Twitter or Snapchat off my phone for a couple days,” she said. This time, she went all the way. But not to worry, she still has her Twitter account.
Account, Delete, Instagram, Kendall Jenner, Social Media, Twitter
The world can be a cruel place. It is especially cruel when you have to suffer like Chrissy Teigen, attractive, married to a wealthy recording artist and musician like John Legend, life can be tough. We understand. Chrissy decided to take her Twitter page private, explaining that “Yeah. Not strong enough anymore. It’s not haters or trolls or generally mean people. I just feel like I’m absorbing bad shit 24/7. My body and mind cannot handle it anymore.” So we say farewell to Chrissy, until she is strong enough again.
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Don’t fuck with Jimmy John’s. They will fuck back. @WeNotSocks wrote a Twitter review of Jimmy John’s saying, “Jimmy johns has the worst subs ever. I’ve eaten ass that tastes better than their subs. No offense to Jimmy John. He seems like a good dude.” Well, Jimmy John’s did take offense. Even though they were not tagged in the tweet, apparently Jimmy Johns went searching, and they wrote back “@WeNotSocks You’ve eaten ass?” And while the response should have been something like “yeah, you should try it too, cause eating ass is better than Jimmy John’s subs,” social media took offense. And then the comments came pouring back in, like “Jimmy John’s trine shame ass-eating. Blocked.” That was from @rougeDouxx, who apparently really likes eating ass and as offended by the shaming. Another user wrote “Why is Jimmy John’s against against eating ass? Who hurt you??”
We feel there is really only one way to settle this, a blind taste test.
ass, Eating Ass, Jimmy John's, Subs, Twitter
The Internet has opened our eyes to things we never realized before. Things we probably should have known, mostly suspected, but every said you were crazy for thinking. What is undeniable today is how much ass athletes are getting on the side, and from every corner of the planet. Porn stars especially. Lisa Ann sexes up professional and college athletes. And Mia Khalifa, now that she is retired, is stepping up her professional athlete game, flirting with NFL rookies. (But they say she’s just a friend.) For instance, Mia appears to have been sliding in and out of Redskins rookie linebacker Su’a Cravens’ DMs. Su’a started the speculation by tweeting, “Since she missed last weeks game had to make sure she’s on her Ps and Qs this week,” on Friday morning, with a screenshot of himself FaceTiming with Mia. Su’a explained later, after shit started blowing up, that after he was drafted this spring, Mia “hit me up then, just to congratulate me. So we just talked then, and we’ve just been friends ever since. She’s a real good fan, as well as a hockey fan. I’m not a hockey fan at all, so she’s been trying to get me to watch hockey and stuff. She’s a die-hard Capitals fan, so she gets mad at me whenever I make fun of her for watching it. But she’s just a friend.” Wait, wait, let us clear some bullshit out our throats. Haaaa-bullshit!
Su’a said he FaceTimes with Mia “all the time,” but they haven’t yet met in person. He added that it’s “pretty dope” that Mia is a Redskins fan, and he said his teammates “thought it was cool, so I guess that’s all that matters.” As for the speculations, he said, “I didn’t specify, so I knew I was gonna let people assume what they wanted to, but I don’t really care. She’s just a friend, so it didn’t bother me too much.” Yeah, right, friends, like the television show.
Mia Khalifa, NFL, Redskins, Su'a Cravens, Twitter
For some strange reason Swedish city hashtags, like #jonkoping, have been getting inundated with porn images. And city representatives aren’t happy about it, at all. From Nyköping, Norrköping, and Växjö to Skellefteå, Swedish cities are seeing webcam and porn ad influxes, which they claim affect the net marketing of the municipalities “The case of Jönköping is not unique, as other cities’ hashtags are also used to spread this kind of imagery,” Linda Myrendal, who runs the webpage Destination Jönköping, told Swedish Radio. “Unfortunately, is has been going on for a long time. The hashtag is free, so it’s nothing we can possibly control. Anyway, we must notify the authorities when we see posts like this and hope that Twitter will remove them,” Linda added. And the theories about why the Swedish cities are getting porn tagged is even better than the porn. According to Michael Hedström, press spokesman for the Police Central region, officials have raised suspicions of organized crime, including players from abroad. Some people speculate it’s the towns themselves. According to media researcher Marie Grusell, this may be “a new creative way to attract visitors.” Creative, indeed. And it may just be bots working through an algorithm that randomly hit Swedish cities. “This is hardly a targeted attack against the municipalities. Most probably, some spamming bots came over a list of various Swedish cities’ hashtags,” David Jacoby, IT security expert at Russian software security group Kaspersky Lab, said.
The police are keeping a close eye on it, because in addition to their theories that it’s the mob (cause of course the mob gives a shit about Sweden), they also think it may be the beginnings of an increase in prostitution and sex trafficking in Sweden. ”We have understood that this occurs all over the country. Browsing various Swedish cities’ hashtag, similar tweets pop up all around. Perhaps they are combing through Swedish social media to see how the market looks. In the long run, they may actually come here to sell services, which is why we keep an eye on it, including good contact with various local hotels,” police spokesman Michael Hedström speculated. Whatever the reason, we are definitely more now interested in #jonkoping.
#jonkoping, Cities, Hashtags, Mafia, Mob, Porn, Prostitutes, Sex Services, Sweden, Town, Twitter, Webcam
We asked porn stars on Twitter: “Which cartoon character or superhero would you like to have sex with the most?” Adriana Chechik was one of the first to respond today, saying “bugs bunny. He’s cute and fluffy!” And we had to make it a meme. And we’ll have more as we continue to get responses. You can follow Adriana on Twitter at @AdrianaChechik.
#AskingPornStars, Adriana Chechik, Bugs Bunny, Porn Star, Twitter
There is an anal gaping buttload of talented adult performers in Europe that rarely cross the screens of American audiences. We started venturing out to see what was out there, and ran across Katarina Muti’s Twitter page. Katarina stands only 5’0″, but is a busty 35D-24-35. She’s been in the porn business for 2 years, since 2014. But again, Europe is a much different market. Katarina and a few others have gotten us to take more notice. You can see more of her on her Twitter page @Katarina_Muti.
Katarina Muti, Naked, Nude, Porn Star, Russian, Spinner, Twitter
MISS TEEN USA KARLIE HAY DON’T LIKE NIGGERS, PERSONAL TWITTER PAGE FULL OF NIGGER THIS, NIGGER THAT, NIGGER, NIGGER, NIGGER, AND SHE IS STILL MISS TEEN USA
Miss Teen USA has a serious image problem. It’s name is Karlie Hay. She is the recent pageant winner, out of a final five of all white blonde hair and either blue or green-eyed girls from the South. As hot as they all may be, there is a notable lack of diversity, and for Karlie especially, a lack of a grain of common fucking sense. Now, these girls are from the South — Alabama, North Carolina, South Carolina, Nevada (which is technically the SouthWest), and Karlie, from Texas. So they hear the world “nigger” thrown around a lot. “Look at that nigger over there. Look at that nigger over there.” We might as well be in a Quentin Tarantino movie. But saying it on the street, or in a film, is different than being Miss Teen USA and having it plastered all over your personal Twitter account. Karlie went full “nigger” on some girl, and then had a few extra “niggas” tossed about like she was in N.W.A (Niggas With Attitude). She had a few “bitches” in there too, so Karlie is an equally opportunity foul mouth. People are mad at Karlie, cause they think we live in some whole new age, and girls like Karlie remind us, in fact, no we are not. People are also mad because the Miss Teen USA pageant hasn’t dumped Karlie for the next white, blonde haired blue eyed girl on the list. Probably, cause her page is even worse. They need time to clean things up. We posted a taste of the “nigger” rant that Karlie went on a few years back.
But apparently today, meaning, after she won the Miss Teen USA pageant, Karlie has changed, and seen the error of her ways. And she did make an effort an apology without actually apologizing, saying, “Several years ago, I had many personal struggles and found myself in a place that is not representative of who I am as a person. I admit that I have used language publicly in the past which I am not proud of and that there is no excuse for. Through hard work, education and thanks in large part to the sisterhood that I have come to know through pageants, I am proud to say that I am today a better person. I am honored to hold this title and I will use this platform to promote the values of The Miss Universe Organization, and my own, that recognize the confidence, beauty and perseverance of all women.” But what is really going to bake your noodle later is, would she have apologized if nobody said anything? (If you didn’t get The Matrix reference, don’t worry, you’re just a dumb nigger.) Oh to be pretty and white in America.
Karl Hay, Miss Teen USA, Nigger, Texas, Twitter