We have been debating whether this Arlan Robotics Service Droid 1.0 video is a joke. We feel like someone is going to jump out at any moment and tell us we’ve been punked. But with almost 1 million views, we can’t ignore this video of Arlan’s oral sex droid. It’s not really a “droid.” It looks like a a sheet metal step stool that moves, that somebody put a plastic female head on and a cover over. But they say it works. What the fuck? So many times over, what the fuck?
Arlan Robotics, Droid, Machine, Oral sex, Video, YouTube
The WWE Bella Twins have a channel on YouTube, and it recently hit 500,000 subscribers. More money for them. So to celebrate, Nikki Bella got naked with John Cena. It was YouTube naked, so it was censored. But since Nikki has yet had a celebrity nude leak, it is about as close as you will get. And it’s close enough. And sorta funny.
Censored, John Cena, Naked, Nikki Bella, Nude, Video, YouTube
UKRAINIAN GIRL TWERKING ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD CAUSED A GRUESOME ACCIDENT, AND YES, IT’S ON YOUTUBE
Thanks to the YouTube, the world is much smaller. Dumb shit going on in Ukraine, which you would never ever likely hear about is as accessible as dumb shit happening on your own block. That’s the wonder of modern technology. The dumb shit happening in Ukraine today is a not too attractive brunette girl, who decided to twerk her ass on the side of a road, and as you might expect, drivers noticed, and as you might expect (cause it made in on YouTube), she caused an accident. That is a bit of an understatement. She caused a gruesome head on collision. The girl stops twerking for a minute to cheer to an oncoming motorcyclist to get his attention. He looks, and crashing into an oncoming BMW from the other direction, who also seems to have been looking at the girl on the side of the road. The motorcycle catapults the rider into the air and his body lands a few steps away from the girls on the side of the road (camera still rolling). The biker survived, but with a broken pelvis and leg. And that’s the dumb shit happening in Ukraine. And you can watch it just like you were there.
Car Accident, Collision, Motorcycle, Road, Twerk, Twerking, Ukraine, Video, YouTube
Pure Nude Yoga is a YouTube channel, devoted to featuring nude yoginis, at least fully nude previews, so they can direct you to their pay channel on Vimeo. They’ve been dropping preview nude Yoga videos on YouTube at the rate of about one every three months. The most recent is with Katarina Keen, who they describe as “amazingly graceful and flexible, as she slowly demonstrates a progression of classic yoga positions, starting out on basic forms and moving toward more intermediate poses. Just watching her move through the poses with her mane of striking blonde hair and deep blue eyes is inspiring and relaxing. Yogini Katarina has been an avid yoga practitioner in a variety of yoga disciplines for several years, including Hatha Yoga, Iyengar, Power Yoga, as well as Ashtanga Yoga.” We watched a few of the videos, and already fell less stressed and relieved.
blonde, Katarina Keen, Naked, Nude, Pure Nude Yoga, Video, Yoga, YouTube
One million YouTube subscribers is an aggressive goal. But Lena The Plug has gone from 30K to 200K in only a few days, by offering her fans a sex tape with fellow vlogger Adam22 if she reaches her goal of one million subscribers. In her YouTube vlog, she said, “I have been approached to do porn multiple times in the last year. Putting provocative pictures on the internet will get you such offers but it’s never been something I’ve been interested in, or tempted by.” She added, “I don’t want to do porn and I really have no interest in doing it. But a sex tape with someone that I’m seeing and totally comfortable having sex with – that sounds cool to me.” Again, a million seems far fetched, but Lena isn’t giving up hope, in fact she’s encouraged, especially since she’s made international news. She said, “I’m feeling pretty optimistic, pretty confident that this is a possible goal,” and “I’m actually really excited about this sex tape. I’m really into doing everything at least once just to do is, maybe because it makes a really nice story. Sorry Mom and Dad, you already hate me anyway.”
In response to the viral publicity, Lena further doubled down on her promise, saying, “This is definitely not a publicity stunt. Adam and I plan on doing this and hiring a crew to film for us when we reach our 1 million goal. If the goal is to get a million subs, why would we lie? Everyone would just unsubscribe after and that’s counterproductive to the goal. I’ve been blocking out the negative responses. They’re filled with aggressive hate and threats and really just remind me how backwards of a world we still live in. I still can’t believe how much controversy sexuality ignites. I’m just having fun over here.”
Adam22, Lena The Plug, Promise, Sex, Sex Tape, Subscribers, Video, YouTube
As you likely know, because we’ve covered her before, Lexy Panterra is a twerking phenom. Her latest video on YouTube already has over 2.4 million views. She continues to prove that no matter how hard we pray, twerking just will never die.
ass, booty, Butt, Lex Panterra, Twerk Out, Video, YouTube
Jenna Pallis is a San Francisco bay area stripper, who has a loaded Instagram page and YouTube channel. Her Instagram handle is @stripper_jen, so make no mistake, she’s a stripper. She describes herself by saying, “Don’t take me home to mom. But dad will love me.” We know a lot of moms that would love her too. Jenna’s social media is overstuffed with lingerie, cleavage, ass, booty, and dancing pictures. Her YouTube channel is shot almost exclusively in front of her in-home stripper pole, which she often puts to good use. She mostly uses her social media to solicit new clients to visit her at the Gold Club San Francisco. But we appreciate the previews. And if you’re even in San Francisco, you might check out the live show. We suspect there may be more going on in the Champaign Room…
ass, booty, Butt, Dancing, Instagram, Jenna Pallis, Lingerie, San Francisco, Stripper, Stripper Pole, YouTube
Pure Nude Yoga somehow beats YouTube’s nudity censors, because nude yoga is “educational.” And, it actually is nude yoga, not porn masquerading as yoga. But they do sell their full videos on Vimeo. We haven’t purchased one yet, but we’re betting it’s more porn than yoga. But we’re good with any method of putting nudity up on YouTube and beating the censors. If you buy into the concept, Pure Nude Yoga describes themselves this way: “Performing yoga nude enables one to feel free, open and unrestrained in movements and meditations, and to experience pristine natural surroundings without barriers or restrictions. In its purest form, nude yoga can totally unite the body, mind, and spirit, resulting in a state of joyful bliss.” We wish more women did nude yoga, because we are concerned about more women achieving a “state of joyful bliss.” We care.
Body, Naked, NSFW, Nude, Pure Nude Yoga, Vimeo, Yoga, YouTube
Since comedian and YouTube celebrity Nicole Arbour got famous from fat shaming fat people, it only seems right that she’s back again talking about fat people. This time around, it’s Ashley Graham, the plus-sized swimsuit model in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue. The basic message is clear, fat models are basically hypocrites, because they are so body positive but Photoshop their pictures and could lose weight but stay fat so they can be plus-sized models. We can’t say we disagree.
Ashley Graham, Fat People, Fat Shaming, Nicole Arbour, Plus-Sized Model, Sports Illustrated, Swimsuit Edition, Swimsuit Model, Video, YouTube
White porn star Riley Reid might have earned her black card, by fucking a buttload (or pussy load, either way) of black Mandingo dick in porn — we loved every inch of it, by the way — and that may entitle her to the use of “nigga” repeatedly on her rap new release, “8 Ball Shanty,” but it’s not something we would have advised her. We support Riley. We love her in porn. We’re just not sure the Grammy’s will be calling next year with this new release. More likely the NAACP. But it’s all in good fun, and it’s kinda catchy. “Beat it up, beat it up, beat it up, nigga.” It’ll be going through your head all weekend long. Here’s what Adult Empire said with the release on YouTube, “Riley Reid is a pornstar of many talents . . . and if you have any doubts, wait till you see what she can do behind a microphone! The reigning AVN Performer of the Year steps into the recording booth for some rapping that shows that the bedroom isn’t the only place where she’s got the perfect rhythm.” Watch and you can decide for yourself. “Beat it up, beat it up, beat it up, nigga…….uhhhhhh!” Yup, sure is catchy.
8 Ball Shawty, Porn Star, Rap Song, Release, Riley Reid, YouTube
Comedian Nicole Arbour’s shit has been blowing up recently. And rightly so, cause she’s fucking hilarious. Her new topic of choice may be less practical than it is amusing, but if you were looking on advice for how to get a threesome, you could probably do worse.
Comedian, Nicole Arbour, Threesome, Video, YouTube
The next big thing is shooting girls in the ass with stuff, that will explode off of their ass, in this case, glitter, and watching it in slow motion. We haven’t followed this trend much, but in this case, the model, Golden Moeras, has an ass that is incredible to watch, as glitter just sprays into and off of her cheeks. It’s like, like, a work of art (for perverts).
ass, Glitter, Golden Moeras, Slow Motion, Video, YouTube
Lingerie, like bikinis, have changed over time, becoming more seductive and more revealing, like bikinis. In 100 years, we’ll all likely get wise and just go naked. Though, there is something to be said for looking back, and who better to model 100 years of lingerie in less than 3 minutes, than Arianny Celeste. This YouTube video has exploded with over 2.6 million views in less than 2 days. Arianny Celeste in lingerie, easy explanation. We love Arianny in lingerie from 1985 the most, “Fit and Leggy.” Rawr!
100 Years, Arianny Celeste, Lingerie, Video, YouTube
The latest display of female talent, we’re coming to understand, is pumping your breasts to music, and of course, putting the video on YouTube. The most recent in the breast pump genre is Bianca Ghez, who is an extremely hot model, who has exceptional breasts, that she has trained to do wondrous things for your amusement. Well, not all that wondrous, she’s just bouncing them up and down. But it is rather hypnotic. If you’re interested in seeing more, you can follow Bianca on Instagram at biancaghez.
Bianca Ghez, Bounce, Breast Bump, Breasts, YouTube