64-year-old “freelance” photographer Michael Warnock found out the hard way that the First Amendment doesn’t allow you to shop bare naked pussy around the local strip mall in the name of art. It’s called indecent exposure. Well, that is what nude model Chelsea Guerra, 21, who Michael found on Craigslist, was charged with. Michael was charged with criminal solicitation, criminal conspiracy, disorderly conduct and possession of controlled substances. That was after he and his model were caught taking photos with her wearing only thigh-high black stockings and high heel shoes at the Miracle Mile Shopping Center in Monroeville, PA, near Pittsburgh. Michael said it was an “art project.” Police said when officers arrived, Chelsea was walking in the parking lot wearing nothing but long black stockings and high heels. Police wrote in a criminal complaint that there was a “group of people gathering around Ms. Guerra and Mr. Warnock complaining about her current state of dress.” This all went down at 11 a.m. on Saturday, April 8, 2017, when police noted there were large crowds and “multiple small children with their families on the sidewalks.” Word to the wise, Michael, start at 5 a.m, not 11. And try a not so public place as a shopping center. It may be art but it is still a crime.
We weren’t able to find uncensored pictures of Chelsea strutting her naked ass around the shopping center (we have the censored one), but we did find her mug shot, along with Michael.